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I *really am* famous -- it's just that nobody knows.

Put the chocolate down, step away, and nobody gets hurt.
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seeking 18+ year old Female Models
models must be enthusiastic with professionally prompt correspondence
genres from fashion to tasteful Playboy-style
certified underwater photography instructor
some TFP-CD available -- please ask
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constructive criticism welcomed
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accomplished photographers providing free portfolio assistance to new models
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Watch my radio ventriloquism show -- you will be amazed…!
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