Jeremy Danger

10,000 screaming girls can't be wrong. I am very, very good looking. I enjoy long walks on the beach and candle-lit dinners for two. I wear large square-rimmed glasses and on most days I can been seen wearing a hat and tie. My teeth are extraordinary and the word, "vroom" is tattooed down my pecker. I spend my evenings playing chess and bangin' my honeypie in a manner that has been described as, "fucking awesome." I have a foul mouth and I love to laugh. Sometimes I buy pineapples just for decorative purposes. I live in Echo Park, Los Angeles with my woman, many cats, a rose tree, and a tomato plant.

Of course I'd love to meet models here, but more so I'd like to meet hair stylist, prop builders, and designers.