Don't mind me… I'm just quietly taking over the world.
I used to have a really long, amusing bio. I loved it. It answered all questions. Unfortunately, we live in a world where people seem incapable of digesting information more lengthy than twitter-sized farts. People just couldn't be bothered with reading it because it hurt their little pea brains.
So here is the relevant info. Each in 140 characters or less (and anyone who knows me well will understand how serious this must be for me because I value my loquacious nature and am philosophically opposed to tweeting). Read on:
•I'm a full-time photographer. 100% of my income comes from creating images.
•I trade my time for your time. If you can't afford to do that, we can't shoot. Sorry I'm not sorry.
The end.
•Your time isn't more valuable than mine. Each second I trade is a second I'm not earning $$ either. Consider it equal sacrifice.
•I do projections and slideshows with my images. My art is an immersive experience.
•I need local people. Like really.
•Really really really really really.
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REALLY.
•I'm known to lodge guests here & have references. Calculate a 1-night stay in my area & consider your savings.
•No pets of any sort under any circumstances.
•I have kinky school projects requiring people to look cheap & dirty. It's staged though; you won't actually feel like that.
•I'd like to shoot guys. Yes, erotica. If you know any or if you model as a couple, contact me.
•This MarkII shoots excellent video…
You can still get a taste of my Funky Cold Medina. There are links to my written erotica there.
The Blackwood Bed & Breasteses is OPEN.
This has been a Public Service Announcement.
Just in case you can't live without a visual aid, it is I:
Running my mouth as usual…
((one day I'll get braces))
Noice.
I'm the creative director at a magazine you've never heard of. I'm the multimedia art director for a news site you've never heard of either. I've been published in outlets you've never seen. I've worked on production crews for about a decade with credits you wouldn't recognize and for nine months I've been the broadcast director running a production crew whose show you'd never watch. I've been featured on rags you don't read. Interviewed for mags you'd overlook. Won awards you've never heard about.
None of that should make a difference in whether or not you want to shoot with me.
If you want/need a list, then ask. I'll send it to you along with my rates. Otherwise, forget the stuff which really doesn't make you like my work and let's create dirty pictures.
Here's what people are saying about
Kincaid Blackwood:
EJ Holmes wrote:
I'm black and you're proud.
Paramour Productions wrote:
'Caid (or, as I like to refer to him by his porn name, Jet Blackness)
ASYLUM - Art Nudes wrote:
I eat little shits like you for breakfast!
Laura Ann Experimental wrote:
You're clearly out of your mind
Envy wrote:
grape drink bitch. get it right.
B R E N N A N wrote:and i like pathetic wankers!
Adrienne Aurora wrote:
I'm going to get fired looking at your page at werk.
Sample Meagan wrote:
someone's obsessed with butts :-p
Stephy C wrote:
Hwenis
Poses wrote:
tl;dr
Um… yeeaah. That about covers it…
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