Hello Model Mayhem
I am the Owner of ShatterBake Studios in Grand Rapids, MI... 22 themes to shoot and more awesomeness than you can shake a stick at! come check us out!
MY AWESOMEBALLS STUDIO
Coming to LA July 31st thru August 6th!!
Start booking your sexy girl on girl shoots with myself and the always amazing Jasmine Elliot right now!!!!
New York: July 14 thru 19th
Los Angeles: July 31 thru Aug 6
Chicago: Aug 16 thru Aug 19
Fun in the Sun, Pontiac MI: July 13
ShatterBake Studios Beach Takeover: Aug 17th
Girls, Glam, and Guns: Aug 25th
Reading my Bio may make you want to:
A. Be my Friend
B. Hire me and make some art (
good choice!! go for that...)
C. Think I'm a bitch, but send me a friend request anyways because we all love people collecting!!
"You can never copy my style... It changes even without me knowing."
Thank you for all the wonderful tags and comments.. If you really want to get ahold of me to work together, please use my inbox
I'm not a "Photo Collector".. If you want to work with me, PLANNING gets you hella far.. [/b]
My Wardrobe is ridiculous
. I make gowns, costumes from most any material, I do Avant Garde Hair, Make wigs, AND have an amazing Full Time MUA
who travels with me. THIS IS WHY I NEED PLANNING
Trust me, it's worth it..you name it, I can most likely make it..
Yuppp, I have rates
.. after 9 years I think i deserve it, just like you do..
ask what they are or offer me something amazing..
Read this: I am reasonable and I negotiate..
Crap, i might just like you..
Ways to Get me to Work with YOU
Personal Favorite Quotes:
Hey Oliver can you feel that? I just grabbed my left breast..
Onikaa, i don't think i did. Maybe you should do it again for several minutes to be sure
----Oliver Mendoza.. (RIP Ollie, we would have made awesome Ninjas)
Onikaa, i never said anything about getting you help. i said 'would you rather i get the money off the stage?'....but hell, you were too drunk to remember anyways....
I want to impregnate you with my art babies..
Onikaa, you had me at Titties.
I am the Master Baiter..
Models who pose with wings probably shouldn't apply.
----Hammer, The Horse Magazine
I am whatever i feel like being that day..
I would sum myself up by saying i am:
~Smell Like Happy
~C R E A T I V E
~Insane in the Membrane
~Clean i will not trash your studio, like a model version of Val Halen
~in Love with 'Daa Aaarrrtt
~Super Hero Wanna Be
~Spunky on Tuesdays
~A Lady-Slayer.. how yooouu doing?
ladies shouldn't be slayed
~One Quarter R O B O T
~Oh no, i forgot
where i was going with this..
Let's just look at some pictures
If i missed anything, i'm sure i'll remember when i'm miles away from being able to edit this
I only wear Lampshades in the company of Hot Asian Girls-
If I had an Afro, it would look like this:
Sometimes I have dreads:
I fit in little spaces:
if you're interested in working with me, let me know!! until then...
Anything else? Just ASKKKKKKKKK...