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Experience: Experienced
Compensation: Paid Assignments Only
Genres: Erotic

Last activity: Aug 14, 2014
Joined: May 24, 2007


Atlanta, Georgia, US

Mayhem #407828

MM URL: http://www.modelmayhem.com/rlp

About me
I took a long hiatus from shooting human subjects. Been thinking about getting back into it. The "itch" is growing. At some point in 2014, I will start shooting models again ...

If you're interested in doing something, let me know ... don't be afraid ... I'm only an asshole on weekdays before 6pm.

"Whatever you is, be that". - Lightnin Hopkins

Reason #1 - Whatever it is you're dying to ask me, the answer is probably ... 'No'.
Reason #5 - No trust, no shoot. Trust my selection of photos, trust my reputation. None of this silly escort/bodyguard ish. If you're afraid of me, don't bother me.
Reason #9 - Lately, I've been a lot more experimental than conceptual. So when you ask me "what are we shooting", my answer is likely to be "shit ... i don't know".
Reason #11 - I'm going to stare at you ... but I'm just imagining how the light is going to wrap around/reflect off your body ... or maybe I am just looking at your booty.
Reason #14 - If you're a fan of the Dallas Cowboys, I will not work with you.
Reason #22 - There's a 25% chance that I'll conduct the shoot in my pajamas.
Reason #25 - Ya titties ain't special ... and I ain't paying to see 'em.
Reason #26 - Actually ... I am of the opinion that this IS a dating site. That said ... hey, baby.
Reason #30 - Once I'm fatigue, I'm known to use crude terms ... "push ya titties together", "cover ya crotch", "stick ya ass out", "scrub-the-ground", etc.
Reason #31 - I work slow. I mean really slow. I ain't the cat that you see on TV snapping away while you go from pose-to-pose. When working with me, you better bring a book to read ... or maybe you can do your taxes while you wait.
Reason #40 - Only twice has my pet alligator got out its cage and maimed a model. Only twice. And the 2nd model only lost a couple of toes so that shouldn't really count. The 1st model? R.I.P.
Reason #49 - I'm at a point where I need strong convincing to do any TF* (unless it's for one of my projects). The whole TFP process is so time-consuming that my foremost thought is "what's in it for me"? But, if you can make a mean pecan pie, I might be a little more understanding.
Reason #55 - Apparently, my taste in music has been questioned. Fcuk it, we listening to T-Bone Walker regardless.
Reason #57 - My thermostat setting? 85 degrees. That oughta getcha out of them clothes, eh?
Reason #59 - ... once shot a man just for snoring.
Reason #66 - I touch models ... wait, I meant ... I RETOUCH models. Damn you, spell check!!!
Reason #70 - I shoot out of my home. I like the setup of my home studio and I know how the light behaves there. And then there's the "house arrest situation" that I'm dealing with, too. UPDATE: I no longer have a house ... I lost everything.
Reason #74 - An effective glamour photo is 80%-90% about the face ... the eyes, the mouth, the connection. If all you've got is "just" being naked, that's not enough. I need more than that. I already got a naked mannequin in my basement.
Reason #87 - If you use words like "classy" or "tasteful", skip along. True art has no use for such words. Art can not be produced by a restrictive mind ... not that I, myself, have any interest in making art. smile

Mah mama says my work is the "shit".

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