R L P

Photographer Male Las Vegas, Nevada, US
My Website: RayLloyd.com
My MM URL: http://www.modelmayhem.com/rlp
Mayhem # 407828

About Me

HELLO. RAY, I AM. BOOTY PHOTOGRAPHER.
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"Whatever you is, be that". - Lightnin Hopkins

REASONS YOU DON'T WANT TO SHOOT WITH ME
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Reason #1 - Whatever it is you're dying to ask me, the answer is probably ... 'No'.
Reason #5 - No trust, no shoot. Trust my selection of photos, trust my reputation. None of this silly escort/bodyguard ish. If you're afraid of me, don't bother me.
Reason #9 - Lately, I've been a lot more experimental than conceptual. So when you ask me "what are we shooting", my answer is likely to be "shit ... i don't know".
Reason #11 - I'm going to stare at you ... but I'm just imagining how the light is going to wrap around/reflect off your body ... or maybe I am just looking at your booty.
Reason #14 - If you're a fan of the Dallas Cowboys, I will not work with you.
Reason #22 - There's a 25% chance that I'll conduct the shoot in my pajamas.
Reason #25 - Ya titties ain't special ... and I ain't paying to see 'em.
Reason #26 - Actually ... I am of the opinion that this IS a dating site. That said ... hey, baby.
Reason #30 - Once I'm fatigue, I'm known to use crude terms ... "push ya titties together", "cover ya crotch", "stick ya ass out", "scrub-the-ground", etc.
Reason #31 - I work slow. I mean really slow. I ain't the cat that you see on TV snapping away while you go from pose-to-pose. When working with me, you better bring a book to read ... or maybe you can do your taxes while you wait.
Reason #40 - Only twice has my pet alligator got out its cage and maimed a model. Only twice. And the 2nd model only lost a couple of toes so that shouldn't really count. The 1st model? R.I.P.
Reason #49 - I'm at a point where I need strong convincing to do any TF* (unless it's for one of my projects). The whole TFP process is so time-consuming that my foremost thought is "what's in it for me"? But, if you can make a mean pecan pie, I might be a little more understanding.
Reason #55 - Apparently, my taste in music has been questioned. Fcuk it, we listening to T-Bone Walker regardless.
Reason #57 - My thermostat setting? 85 degrees. That oughta getcha out of them clothes, eh?
Reason #59 - ... once shot a man just for snoring.
Reason #66 - I touch models ... wait, I meant ... I RETOUCH models. Damn you, spell check!!!
Reason #70 - I shoot out of my home. I like the setup of my home studio and I know how the light behaves there. And then there's the "house arrest situation" that I'm dealing with, too. UPDATE: I no longer have a house ... I lost everything.
Reason #74 - An effective glamour photo is 80%-90% about the face ... the eyes, the mouth, the connection. If all you've got is "just" being naked, that's not enough. I need more than that. I already got a naked mannequin in my basement.
Reason #87 - If you use words like "classy" or "tasteful", skip along. True art has no use for such words. Art can not be produced by a restrictive mind ... not that I, myself, have any interest in making art. smile

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Mah mama says my work is the "shit".

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