Tyler Rexan

I am a 25 year-old female. I offer services ranging from Destroying your world-view to offering you a new Zeitgeist. I am dry-clean only and non-refundable. Money is the root of all evil, and I am rotten to the core.

Rate: $100/hour (hotel, plane ticket, clothing, shoes) these can sometimes work as well, though I reserve the right to withhold.
Unless I cannot die without shooting with you. In that case, you'll most likely hear from me.

My name means Giraffe in Japanese.
I was born on an island.
Love sunglasses, but hate the way that they look on my face.
Likes to dance in the rain.
Have never met someone my height with hands smaller.
I am ridiculous and unbridled.
Plays well with others.
You're my hero.
I am La réflexion que votre avait avant de descendre les escaliers.

"Don't stare at me like that, it creeps me out"
                                                    -Onelog Photography
"Go put on some clothes!"
                                   -Miss Ernie 

"When do I get my own quote?"
                                                     - Photominimal

"Quit setting my goddamn biscuits on fire, dammit.  Now go get the fire extinguisher."
                                                    -William Dickey

"For some reason you just have an odd tire size"
                                                    - Colby Mack
"Easy - Peasy"
                -TSURUFOTO

Now booking for the summer, dates are as follows:

March 3rd: Photominimal #1051079
March 31st: Miss Ernie #773590 (Academy of Makeup)
April 1st: TSURUFOTO #545345
April 3rd: Jerry CL Winnett #797125
April 18th: guytheorphan #1206287
May 8th: Adriennemcnellis #1692895
May 9th: H PORTRAITS #543251
May 19th: RAW: Char Braden #1883022
May 20th: J Caldwell #1615671
May 26th: Miss Ernie #773590
June 2nd: Shawnaleigh #1668290
June 3rd: Adrift at Sea #1982028
June 13th: Steve Harman
June 18th: Jacob Howe #878239
June 23rd: RAW Fashion show walking for MODE #1191488
June 25th: JLJosephBeaulieu Photo #1756351
July 2nd: PE Photography #773598 and Sweet Surrender #604085
July 10th: Miss Ernie #773590, Aria Darling #792987, T.Vicious #1619256
July 21st: RAW Fashion show walking for Madness Is by Emily Swinson
July 23rd: PE Photography  #773598
July 30th: Miss Ernie #773590
August 9th: Echo_n #1304495
August 17th: Adrift at Sea #1982028
August 18th: RAW: Fusion (Runway)
---Atlanta---
September 3rd: Doug Brantley #1129816
September 3rd: Dragon Con Being painted by James O'Barr
---Nashville--
September 15th: Raw: Junction (Runway) Aria Darling #792987
September 24th: Miss Ernie #773590
September 26th: Jacob Howe #878239
September 28th: Jacob Howe #878239
October 20th: Raw Pulse
October 27th: Anna Catherine #372644
---New Orleans---
November 17th: Red5creativearts #537504
November 18th: Greg Heine #97103
---Ohio---
January: TSURUFOTO #545345