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absurd employee of tortured artists and disgruntled business owners. mannequin of the imagination. Doll of the universal production. cool person you should get to know. Worker for the masses. Leader of my colleagues. Possessor of neatness.
I'm ORIAS (pronounced Oh-Rye-Us), but you can simply call me, ♥♥♥ O ♥♥♥ I'm a Professional (not just by attitude) full time (my only job for 8+yrs) model (your ball of clay waiting to be customized) who travels internationally (haz passport) in this biz working with clients big (promotional campaigns) and small (art clubs).
I have not required photos for a port update or for my own ego in many many years lol. This is of no interest to me. I shoot for others needs (new photographer instruction, artistic inspiration, port updating, website content, commercial ads, etc.) for affordable rates, or for exceptional art (only long time friends qualify or if i have a casting call cause i'm in a weird shooting mood and have a specific need in which case you need to apply for that through the casting directly)
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Not your average lady. not your typical model. I'm just a crazy gal with a give-em-hell attitude here to make pretty pictures for the world to enjoy long after i'm gone 
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I haz wigs if you don't like my hair, contacts if you don't like my eyes, spray makeup if you don't like my pores, shoes if you don't like my feet, bras if you don't like my boobs, and a sense of humor if you don't like my page
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I come to every shoot SANS scars, poor tan lines, drama, bruises, self image issues, ego, acne, drug use, misconceptions, cellulite, stubble, hangovers, crappy tattoos, and a bad attitude.
I come to every shoot WITH base makeup, a toned body, good hair or wig alternatives, imagination, food in my belly, mischief on my mind, creative ideas, many clothing and prop options.
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I am severely antisocial. Mediocrity frightens me
My "Stupid" Tolerance is rock bottom (where it was born and raised)
I'm an advocate to forced sterilization of delusion (can't have that procreating further)
I like my head scratched and belly rubbed (my dog stole my keyboard)
My Diva Facilitation ratio is in the negative with no signs of shifting
I've outed myself as a bitch, nerd, and perv straight outta the womb. nothing new
I believe in aborting bad ideas before they become everyone's financial responsibility
I do tricks for jerky (pheasant is one of my faves)
since when are drugs professional currency in this community? I missed the memo
My passion for idiocracy is a figment of your imagination
My existence is not to stroke your fragile ego or build up your confidence charade
I do not feel that i have had my fill of cowbell
My methods are often questionable
Prostitution should be legal to weed out fictitious models and producers
False fronts of professionalism and ability make me giggle
Properly constructed and implemented Eugenics is the only hope for mankind
There is nothing more adequate than a good train wreck to cure boredom
Poke me and i will wait for 6 years then find you in an alley and poke you harder
I am not a circus peanut
Things i shouldn't have to clarify further, but i will to avoid having to clarify again in a private message with those who think they are the exception to all the rules
* I do not do anything pornographic or explicitly suggestive and not allowed on this site in the first place.... do not ask, do not pass go, do not collect $200
* I do not shoot TFCD in a train, in the rain, i do not do it at all, i will not change this if you call. It's not something i need. It's not because of greed. It's because i haven't the time. Get over yourself and stand in line.
Sorry, I gave up listing all my credits years ago ;P Widely published and can be found across the internet and in a bunch of random mags, books, billboards, pamphlets, and bullshit, but that's nothing i care about. (sorry but your credentials and resume will not impress me either nor will i repeat mine to you) I have worked with thousands of members in the biz across professions and would love to add to that list. IF you have specific questions or need a resume, additional photos of a specific genre, or references i will be happy to answer in more detail later
Snarf Snarf
Looking for free labor? FUCK YO COUCH, you get what you pay for, RAWR!
Does your page state "I only accept paid gigs" but you're asking me to TF*? hypocrite
Looking for an escort? Only if you're looking for some CBT (look the fetish up)
Does your page say "i'm a professional"? Then you can afford a test shoot to prove it
Looking for a friend? Oh Hai ^.^ add me on twitter @kinkykarnival hehe
wondering where my hundreds of photos have gone?.. They're away from thieves sorry
Looking for a mother? Eat your beans!
Need exclusive content? I I will sign 6 month contracts for niche topics
Looking for a girlfriend? I already have one and she's cuter than you ;P
Are you looking to join someone for a photo road trip? HOORAY! Send me a message
Looking for Awesome? You're Welcome
This is not the page you were looking for :waves hand:, this is way cooler and the complete coolness of the situation shall sink in when you least expect it... i'll wait
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