ok lets be realsies (i dont talk like this)... you probably wont read any of this... so i can say whatever i want. BACON BACON BACON
I've been there and done that. I've traveled the world and worked in every genre for 12 years full time with thousands of paid shoots under my belt. MY page is empty because IM MOSTLY RETIRED. Meaning that I AM NO LONGER SHOOTING FOR NON-COMMERCIAL CLIENTS. IF you own a MAGAZINE, WEBSITE, or EVENT just send me the relevant employment specs and participation requirements and i'll send you my full resume and real portfolio if im interested
please don't make me
NO i'm not a skank. I'm a nudist. IF u cant portray that differentiation, move on!
The honey badger don't give a shit about your internet popularity & neither do i
NO idiocracy for me please. i've had my fill of cowbell. i pass on crazy pills
NO This is not the page you were looking for :waves hand:, this is way coolera clear, well lit, in focus, photo of me w/o makeup, retouching, hair product, trickery, etc.
YES I'm all about going the full mile to get the shot, scaling a tree, taking a dive into a reef, hanging from the rafters, burrying myself in the ground, etc. CHALLENGE ME!
NO i am not a circus peanut, but if you squint your eyes and tilt your head to the side i can see how you would make that mistake
YES I come to every shoot with base makeup, a toned clean body, good hair, creativity, food in my belly & mischief on my mind
NO I do not come with scars, tan lines, drama, self image issues, inflated ego, bad acne, drugs, hangovers or a poor attitude
MINIMUM: $300/3hrs, $550/6hrs, $780/9hrs, $1000/12hrs
(hours can be split among colleagues and days depending on circumstances.)
I dont do explicit eroticism! flirty fetishism/glamour at most or fine art nudes or photos
no full nude on video because i cant control angles sorry.
YES I haz wigs if u don't like my hair, contacts if u don't like my eyes, & special effects makeup if u dont like my humanity
NO i do not have a sense of humor. That is merely a figment of your imagination. you should get therapy for that optimism
YES U can always find someone willing to do more for less, but a bargain in price is rarely the best deal in quality. Sanity is more valuable. quality over quantity
YES i have an EXTENSIVE resume from catalogs, runways, gallery exhibitions, magazine spreads, website appearances, event hosting, appearing in films, etc.
NO i do not wish to be known, recognized, or famous. I prefer peaceful ambiguity.