Mayhem # 469013
A little about me:
♣i was once told that i either have the best sense of humor in the world, or am possibly just retarded.
♣nothing makes my heart melt like an amazing blues song
♣i am a mother of two beautiful little girls
♣i am a devoted wife
♣i believe that if you want something you better be prepared to work your ass off for it.
♣my biggest pet peeve is rudeness
♣i believe that everyone should be made to work in the restaurant industry as a server to learn common human decency, and to also know that, if your F***ING steak is not F***ING cooked right, it is NOT your server's fault, and the simple fact that you feel the need to take out the fact that your spouse is cheating on you ON your server means that he/she deserves at LEAST a 20% tip.
♣i love art
♣i love a rich cabernet
♣i love food. i will try anything at least once
♣family and friends are incredibly important to me
♣i am fascinated with politics
♣i cannot stand moronic people who have no ability to have an form of intellectual conversation
♣i love death metal as much as i love opera
♣im addicted to UFC
♣i pretend im really tough and a total badass, but, really, im the nicest person ever, and i bend over backwards for pretty much anyone
About my modeling:
-i do this for fun. if im not having fun, im gone.
-while i generally do not bring an escort, i reserve the right to.
-i AM professional when i come to shoot, i expect the same.
-i will always show up, and i show up on time. if i think i may be late, even five minutes, i will call
-i will most likely be making stupid jokes the entire time
-i have no interests in showing my hoo-hah. nudes are a negotiable basis, and i want to know about it before i show up for a shoot
-i like photographers who create photos that are "different"
-i will roundhouse kick anyone in the face chuck norris style who "crosses the line." please do not be frightened by this statement nor underestimate it