Fiddlers Green Photo

Photographer Male Edmonds, Washington, US
ADAK, Alaska, US
Hoboken, New Jersey, US
Mayhem # 531161

About Me

I come in peace. Some people do not.
If you are nice to me, I will be super nice to you
#1 rule
If you are not nice to me, well you get nothing.

Life is a combination of magic and pasta.
                                                                               Federico Fellini

i have always wanted some of these!

“oh my gawd! An infinitely horrible time I cannot remember, I can’t imagine what possessed me to shoot with this despicable person”  Sally Sue

“it was a new personal low shooting with this loathsome creature, his camera should be smashed and he should be marooned on a desert island” Brenda

“he is disgusting, plain and simple, and oh yeah he smelled like a goat” Karen Klak

“I had a real bummer of a time shooting with you, thanks for nothing Barn, I will never be the same again” Filly

“Barn is a complete slime ball and the most horrid person who has ever lived. He has the manners of a savage and an aversion to soap and water, and oh yeah I lost my lunch” Margo

"the man is filth, unclean, and should be destroyed! And then there is his faking a military career and pretending to be god dam hero when he is one step down from the cowardly lion! He makes my bowels rumble"! James Bond 007

I have decided that I am Mongolian Hun and sexuality identifying as a Convair B-58 Hustler Super Sonic Bomber . Please address me in the future as such; you can call me HUN for short!

FYI: I don't negotiate with terrorists or blackmailers.

Models read my page before sending me a message:

       No I will not pay you 125 bucks an hour. Really, I won't pay you $125.00 an hour. There is absolutely nothing you could do for me that is worth $125.00. I might pay you 100 bucks an hour if you are dam good or I like your look. But I doubt it. I repeat I will not not not pay you 125 bucks an hour.

I have a day rate of 2500.00 but I can negotiate.


My dear friend AWWD, aka ParadoxicalBox, aka Borntoevaporate seems to have evaporated. I miss her.


also very classy!   95 pics
a tribute to the incomparable Awwd   50 pics
I like it!   38 pics
I see Red!   132 pics
It just doesn't get any better than this!   47 pics
Magnificently Red!   102 pics
Outstandingly Red!   83 pics
Piano girls   7 pics
Red Hot!   67 pics
Red Red RED   118 pics
So good and excellent I wish I had taken it!   81 pics
So good I wish I had shot it! hey I did shoot it!   36 pics
Top Shelf   19 pics
Very classy ladies in red!   84 pics



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