Fiddlers Green Photo

Remember if you show up you are already 95% of the way there!

Fiddler's Green is sailor's heaven, the place where all good seafarers go, a paradise or Elysium where unlimited supplies of rum, women and tobacco are provided. Unlike Davy Jones Locker, the final resting place of sailors lost at sea.

  I will never ask you to wear a gas mask or smear yourself with dirt, promise! You can always volunteer to do these things if you think it will help!

I'll be the first to admit to an imagination problem, give me a chance with an idea and I may surprise you. Thanks for being here!

I like shooting nudes. I like using props and creating artistic scenes. I am pretty unorthodox so if you have an ego larger than a house, an insane boy friend, or a husband thats needs to be in your bizzness, and lots of rules you should probably move along. Being of good cheer is about the most important quality in any model or photographer. I am not sure what professional means but when it is bandied about it almost always means you have a stick up your ass! Please check (for the stick) before you decide you want to shoot with me!

I can be contacted at theleveloftime@yahoo.com

http://wiseacre-gardens.com/index.html

Not much here, I have aquired my very own cute little cyber stalker. There are always two sides to every story and probably three! Feel free to enquire!

Just a few of thoughts:

1.  Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

2.  If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence,
     try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

A word on "Retro Limits"
Retro Limits are limits that models discover they have after the shoot and photos are posted (or not). They seem to develope after they have been paid and then after their boy friend (s) and so called friends see the photos. This is followed by an IM or e-mail saying something like "............you have to take those downs, I never pose like that etc". Or even ". i've been contacted by other photographers, concerned about those photos,"
Retro Limits; don't let this tragedy happen to you!


The drama department:

Oh yeah about flakiness, I may forgive you once but not twice - everyone gets cold feet sometimes. That is not an invitation to flake.

No drama queens here:

I recommend every model in my port, they are top notch people and good folks. You will enjoy working with them!
If there is no credit listed for them it is because they are not on MM but if you are interested in shooting them they can be contacted. Oh yeah, and none of them flake!