Liberty Belles 2016 Calendar
Ongoing casting for Liberty Belles is under way. If you are interested in being a Liberty Belle get in touch with me. This is TF work, and you may make it into a future Calendar, magazines as the centerfold or even on an assault rifle. This is a highly selective project, so if you are not picked it is not personal we are just aiming for very specific looks. But you never know, so please do inquire.
At this time I am not considering Tattooed / alternative or plus size/ BBW's for this project. I am only casting for physically fit females. Natural chests are fine if they are Lower than a C cup. If your breast size is higher than a C cup, I am only looking for augmented breasts as these make the tactical bikinis look best.
Oy vey ist mir.... Please do not tell me you like my "port" it grinds my last nerve to dust and makes you sound ignorant because you are. According to Webster's dictionary I present the following two definitions.
FOLIO (yes folio is an actual word, look it up) - "a leaf especially of a manuscript or book or pamphlet made up of one or more full sheets of paper" ( wow this makes so much sense to use for a book of photos! scary...)
PORT - "a place where ships may ride secure from storms" ( what the monkey loving hell???? How does this pertain to photography in any way? someone please tell me how this makes sense at all...)
I realize you're shortening the word "portfolio" out of an attempt to turn laziness into something that sounds cool, but it sounds stupid. I don't have a port, no ships are docking at my port that I don't have, my USB port isn't that interesting to look at, and it's not like you've had any of my port wine to say it's good or bad either. So please spare me your PORTS!!!!!!! and just say you love or vehemently dislike my ta da da daaaaa "folio" class dismissed.
It's also really sad I should have to make this clear since really its an obvious fact, but here it goes... If you are not paying me, if I am not making money off of our shoot, and if I am not providing you client work so you can be paid out of it... It is not business/ work/ toil or any other verb you want to use that means business or work. Boom! Simple.
To the uninitiated, my name is Chasen Grieshop. Those who know me understand I like to take photos but I don't consider myself a photographer. Those who do NOT know me make the silly mistake of thinking photography is my passion and my job. I will make this clear right now. I am not a photographer, I am a visual artist. I make images, and photography is just another way I can make one. So the truth of the matter is, I am a commercial artist, that owns a camera because it is a tool to get me the kind of images I want and or crave. In most cases, the photos you see in my folio are images I wanted to create because I really wanted to make them. My photo work is not here to bend to your visual imagination but my own. You just get to join me on my adventures in image making. Lucky you! I do it all in the hopes that maybe other people will like it too. I have worked for VH-1, the United States government, MGM, and in another career field, a comic book cover artist, and I live and shoot here on the gulf coast because it rocks, duh!
I don't normally do TF shoots except in the cases where I actually want to shoot with you. Normally a really pretty face, or big boobs, or both MIGHT get you there. Sad Panda face awwww! ! If you adore my work so much that, "DARLING! you simply MUST have it in your folio," contact me. We can always work something out for my, countless hours spent in your service, hard work, and inhuman amazing technical know how that took me 3 lifetimes to learn from the Gods on Mount Olympus. Yes! Zeus too was a glamor photog, which explains why he had so many kids! O_o I myself was also born from a lightening bolt on the top of mount st Helens, a fact few know about me. I know you feel this to be true in your very soul. Never the less, I just thought I'd share so you know just what kind of prehensile being you're dealing with here is all.
To answer your most asked question...No! I am not looking for you to take your clothes off in front of my camera! NO... I won't pay you because 50,000 classless horny men and a few women who's sexual orientation I must call into question said you were drop dead gorgeous and should model just to get into your pants at one of those clubs you hang out at. Oh don't act all innocent like you don't know that's what men; and those few aforementioned women, were doing! You believed them, and now you want to capitalized on it and make money! I understand you little wingless bird, but That's why God made modeling agencies! I myself am quite man pretty and gay men love to hit on me (uh.... ew!) However, I don't expect some poor innocent little photog who holds down eight jobs to pay for tiny Tim's medical bills to pay me to work his butt off to give me pictures so I can gawk at how awesome I look. I'm also a kick ass ninja model so I know what's up. -_- So no money from this photog....except in some rare cases when I feel bad and want to give you gas money to be nice. I'm rarely nice so don't push it... :p Typically a bad case of Lupus, polio ( not polo the game), or shingles must be involved! ewwww groady! Yes I'll need a Dr's note for this (no not really silly guirrel).....Hey it happens! Just watch, "House" Don't act like benevolence is not in my vocabulary just because you're jealous of my swagger...
So there you go, please DO write me. I can't take your birthday away, the worst I'll do is say, " no can do" but you might get a yes. So you never know until you ask. I hope you had a fun time reading through, and hopefully you have enough of a sense of humor to where this whole thing didn't offend you away
(the short version for those who don't want to read the little adventure book above)
In summary it says, I'm not paying you to model for me.
:::Shoots coming soon:::
I am currently either casting for, or getting ready to shoot the following... If you are interested in either of these themes, and Look the part for any of them, let me know.
Who framed Jessica Rabbit (casting)
Supergirl ( I need a blond for this)
A NOTE ON FLAKEY BEHAVIOR
I DO NOT TOLERATE IT. If you flake on me once you either get black listed and I start talking to myself first and then my friends about you... or you better have A GOOD WAY TO MAKE IT UP TO ME. Bribes in none laced brownies are acceptable
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My texting and cell phone numbers are different from one another, so pick your poison. Please don't get them confused or I won't get your texts thank you.
Cell: (850) 803 7859
Text: (702) 687 0372