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Hi my name is Chasen Grieshop I'm a published photographer, that's worked for VH-1, the government, MGM and in another career field, a comic book cover artist for a company called Dynamite entertainment living in Navarre and shooting in the greater Pensacola to Destin area. I like to shoot movie and comic themes, glamor, and swimsuit mostly since it fits my nerdy proclivities.  First, Foremost, and naturally most important... Kung Fu Panda, and Tangled  rock my socks while DeadMau5 and Kaskade... my world! This is something you should commit to memory, there will be a quiz later.  Concurrently I have no more time for succubi! So if you fit this description please just stay away (hisses vehemently forming an x with index fingers). Be ye forewarned if you do not heed my advice here... I am tirelessly fabricating a crucifix specially for you. And we wouldn't want to ruin that sexy modelesque visage of yours by having it spontaneously burst in to flames now would we? In no cases will I be shooting with "fluffy, overweight, or none physically fit" women "posing"  as models. My life is too important to me to sit here for 50 hours or more giving you a digital tummy tuck and liposuction, because you're too lazy to get to the gym.

I don't work for free unless its for a project I'm working on. So to the uninitiated this means I'm not really doing TF shoots anymore except in the cases where I actually want to shoot with you. Sad Panda face awwww! ! If you adore my work so much that, "DARLING! you simply MUST have it in your folio," contact me. We can always work something out for my, countless hours spent in your service, hard work, and inhuman amazing technical know how that took me 3 lifetimes to learn from the Gods on Mount Olympus. Yes! Zeus too was a glamor photog, which explains why he had so many kids! O_o I myself was also born from a lightening bolt on the top of mount st Helens, a fact few know about me. I know you feel this to be true in your very soul. Never the less, I just thought I'd share so you know just what kind of prehensile being you're dealing with here is all. Hey I wouldn't want to meet someone and be like OH EM GEEEE (gay man impression) the light is too blinding! I can't even be around this person... I'd want to know before hand. You're right, my bodacity knows no bounds! But that's why you want to shoot with me isn't it?

No I am not looking for you to take your clothes off in front of my camera, stop asking!  NO... I won't pay you because 50,000 classless horny men and a few women who's sexual orientation I must call into question said you were drop dead gorgeous and should model just to get into your pants at one of those clubs you hang out at. Oh don't act all innocent like you don't know that's what men; and those few aforementioned women, were doing! You believed them, and now you want to capitalized on it and make money! I understand you little wingless bird, but That's why God made modeling agencies! I myself am quite man pretty and gay men love to hit on me (uh.... ew!) However, I don't expect some poor innocent little photog who holds down eight jobs to pay for tiny Tim's medical bills to pay me to work his butt off to give me pictures so I can gawk at how awesome I look. I'm also a kick ass ninja model so I know what's up.  -_- So no money from this photog....except in some rare cases when I feel bad and want to give you gas money to be nice. I'm rarely nice so don't push it... :p Typically a bad case of Lupus, polio ( not polo the game), or shingles must be involved!  ewwww groady! Yes I'll need a Dr's note for this (no not really silly guirrel).....Hey it happens! Just watch, "House" Don't act like benevolence is not in my vocabulary just because you're jealous of my swagger...

So here's the breakdown on pay stuffs. To TF or not to TF? That is your question. It's simple really. If I think you're cute I'll do a TF shoot with you. If I think you're less than cute, I will charge you. Why? SIMPLE! Because I have to sit here and look at your photos for like 10 or more hours editing them AFTER I spend hours doing your makeup, getting you into wardrobe, then shooting it all really takes a lot out of me. Let's be realistic here, I need SOME kind of incentive to actually do this. So either A, I get to look at a girl I think is really hot for all those hours which makes editing the photos tolerable when I'm zapping zits off your butt, or B I have to force myself to trudge through editing photos of someone I really could care less about while my eyes are in bleeding pain, knowing that MONEY is on the other end of this misery. Either way I have to get SOMETHING out of your shoot otherwise there's no point in me doing it. My portfolio won't suffer because you're not in it. 

My hourly rate is $115.99 plus a one time setup fee of $25 If you give me your fee, I will give you mine...

(the short version for those who don't want to read the little adventure book above)

In summary it says, I'm not paying you to model for me.

:::Shoots coming soon:::
I am currently either casting for, or getting ready to shoot the following... If you are interested in either of these themes, and Look the part for any of them, let me know.

Who framed Jessica Rabbit (casting)
Supergirl ( I need a blond for this)

A NOTE ON FLAKEY BEHAVIOR

I DO NOT TOLERATE IT. If you flake on me once you either get black listed and I start talking to myself first and then my friends about you... or you better have A GOOD WAY TO MAKE IT UP TO ME. Bribes in none laced brownies are acceptable

CONTACT
My texting and cell phone numbers are different from one another, so pick your poison. Please don't get them confused or I won't get your texts thank you.
Cell: (850) 803 7859
Text: (702) 687 0372
Email:chasen@particle9productions.com