***Regarding Friend Requests***
Please don't be offended that I am not a "friend collector". I like to keep my Friends List manageable so that I can find those I work with quickly. The majority of my Friends List are people with whom I have worked, or am in the process of setting up a shoot, or photographers I admire. Thanks.
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Hello Mayhem,
Brett's my name and... aw hell, I'm not really sure what my game is. I'm kinda rock'n this whole "Jack of All, Master of None" thing.
I'm here to shoot, as often as my schedule allows. My goal is to get good - REAL good. I'm not there yet, but you should be nice to me because I will be...
I shoot TF, for the love of it. This is one of the ways I decompress from my "real" life, so I'm resistant to adding a financial component to the equation. For me, money = deadlines/stress/work, and defeats my purpose.
Now, this IS a networking site, but I'm not here to date models. (Actually, my wife made me write that part. She never learned to share as a child. Selfish wench. In truth, I'm saving myself for a smoke'n hot, ridiculously flexible 19 year old nymphomaniac with no self esteem and daddy issues. If that describes you, call me
) So I'm totally here to hit on, and creep out all my models, and just give photographers in general a bad name. Besides, that whole dirty old man thing is JUST so sexy! Nuf said. [TopGun/on]"That'll just about cover the fly-bys..."[TopGun/off]
I'm not looking to shoot nude, but I sometimes edit that way. (Quick, close your eyes and burn that image into your subconscious. Cant' un-ring that bell can ya?) Seriously though, I love artistic nudes, and have been known to dabble, but I'm not taking my portfolio in that direction at the moment.
As far as escorts go, they have to be nude, or at least implied. Kidding. Bring 'em, or not. I don't care. Just be forewarned, I may put them to work, and I don't suffer any drama. Period.
Ultimately, my goal is to perfect my craft, and to meet and work with people who wish to perfect theirs. I also love to be inspired, and there is some PHENOMENAL talent here.
While I am serious about this, I also intend to enjoy the HELL out of myself along the way. Fun is good. It's full of karmic vitamins and minerals, and helps make you pretty.
I CRAVE opportunities to create. I want contact with creative, talented people.
Contact me here if...
Thanks,
Brett
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