I was born here, planet Earth. I haven't moved around much since then, so I'm usually nearby.
This is my studio. It rocks, and I'll say it. It's cozy and fun, and best of all, it contains no nuclear waste, expired milk, or midgets (that I know of). There's racks of wardrobe and accessories and for all models (sizes 0-5 mostly), but you better bring your own blue jeans, cuz man, I'm not guessing your size. Also, bring your own chewing gum, wheel-chairs, party hats or whatnot; that stuff I don't prepare for. As far as looks, I don't do any shoots without one of my professional MUA/stylists (you know who you are, you fabulous kids!), provided at no cost to models. The atmosphere is 100% fun. And if anybody says otherwise, they probably just have a weird personality disorder, keep their own fingernail clippings, or listen to really lame music, or whatever.
Here's some of my pictures, and my models. If you're not in it, I probably just didn't like your shoes or something.
I like making models look beautiful (mostly women but men welcome too). I like to work in a great one-of-a-kind atmosphere with great one-of-a-kind people. Also, I like very vinegary foods - but I digress. I don't need money and I'm not seeking wealth or fame - and I'll never BS models about 'making them famous' either. Photographers who bullshit models can shampoo my boxers. There's competition out there and if you get money or even good pics, be happy with that. It's all about getting great work and having a blast while you're still breathing.
Most work is TFP: models get full CD sets, internet-size uploads, and free photo-editing of the good ones (25-100). I do pay sometimes but never count on it - this isn't the cover of Vogue (brat!). NO gore, violence, porn, fetish, etc: I do tasteful semi-nudes, like in my port - nothing more extreme than that. Well, OK, sometimes I drink Mountain Dew - the commercials say that's extreme. And anything on TV is real, right?
Done zillions of shoots: big with lotsa models & small with individuals, and lots in between. I may feel like just normal beauty shots or art shots or crazy psychedelic computer stuff, depends on my mood that day. I expect my models to be professional as hell, and I keep a stellar reputation with all of them - cuz, why not? But I may be a bit demanding. If I overwork you, I'll try to, like, throw in some cookies, or a colored tv or whatever.
Well hey, it's been a real hoot chattin' it up with you, thanks for visiting ~
