Geoff HPhotographer Male South Holland, Illinois, US My MM URL: http://www.modelmayhem.com/starmageddon
Mayhem # 6085
ATTENTION- NO BOOKINGS ARE BEING MADE AT THIS TIME.
The only exception- You are a model who is extremely HOT and/or a MAJOR superstar in the genre.
If you are open to TFCD, of course you may contact me.
NEW PHOTOS ARE NOW UP AT LAST.
PROFESSIONAL RETOUCHERS- PLEASE STOP SPAMMING MY BOARD WITH RETOUCHING REQUESTS PLEASE. DON'T CONTACT ME, I WILL CONTACT YOU, OKAY?
MODELS, IF YOU ARE OPEN TO TFCD- THEN SURE CONTACT ME
I DON'T DO SHOOTS ON WEEKDAYS OR WEEKNIGHTS- I AM ONLY AVAILABLE ON FRIDAY NIGHTS AND SATURDAYS (ANYTIME) ONLY UNLESS OTHERWISE NOTED
IF I PAY YOU TO DO A CERTAIN TYPE OF SHOOT- I WILL EXPECT THAT- IF YOU CHANGE THE DEAL AT THE LAST SECOND- YOU'RE OUT
ANOTHER NEW RULE- IF YOU SEND ME A TAG- PLEASE- NO ASKING FOR VOTES FOR INTERNET VOTING CONTESTS - THAT IS SIMPLY TACKY IN MY OPINION AND THEY WILL BE DELETED- USE THE BULLETIN FEATURE HERE OR CONTACT ME INSTEAD, PLEASE.
ANOTHER NEW RULE- STARTING RIGHT NOW- IF I PAY FULL TRAVEL EXPENSES, YOU WILL NO LONGER BE PERMITTED TO SHOOT WITH OTHER PHOTOGS OR COMPANIES (There are some exceptions however- but if they do fall under an exception, they still will have to chip in).
IF YOU ARE NOT AT LEAST 18 YEARS OLD- DO NOT CONTACT ME FOR A FRIEND REQUEST-
MY SITE IS STILL DOWN UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
THE LAST MISCUE FROM MY WEB SERVER WAS THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMEL'S BACK- SO I TOLD MY NOW-FORMER SERVER THAT I CANCELLED MY ACCOUNT
WHILE I FIGURE OUT THIS MESS- YOU CAN HEAD OVER TO STARMAGEDDON ON MYSPACE IN THE MEANTIME- YOU CAN SEE MORE PICS OVER THERE- EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NOT UPDATED IN A LONG TIME- THEN AGAIN WHO GOES TO MYSPACE ANYMORE?
Oh yeah, my OMP number- PHOTOGRAPHER #103885
For those that are new here- I've been photographing models since 2000 and I have my own wascaly website- www-dot-starmageddon-dot-com (WHICH AGAIN IS STILL DOWN)
My main interests (AND PLEASE READ VERY CAREFULLY)-
1) Pin-up, burlesque, stocking, leg, high-heel fetish and/or lingerie models. I have a super-strong preference for models who do at least Playboy-style nudes FULL NUDITY INCLUDED (combined stills and video in all cases).
2) Pin-up, burlesque, leg, stocking and high-heel fetish and/or lingerie models who can do at the very least Playboy-style g/g or more, FULL NUDITY included (combined stills and video in all cases). These models who can do these types of shoots will always come first before anyone else. Why? Because these are FUN.
I do make exceptions for Super-Incredible talent.
I really like to shoot female models who exhibit a very high level of sensuality.
But wait there's more-just keep on reading.
Anyway, back to models who do g/g- I respect limitations, but KISSING ON CAMERA is always a requirement- and it has to be CONVINCING- not a peck here and a peck there. I have my audience to think about, you know. Plus, models with g/g foot fetish experience or open to doing g/g foot worship shoots are highly desired also.
I have a "checklist" that will list what you are comfortable doing in terms of physical contact if you are open to doing g/g shoots- and please note- this checklist is only for models who only go up to Playboy style-nudes.
If you're a model who does adult video work and is willing to do anything and just about everything as far as g/g is concerned- please let me know- that checklist usually does not come in to play- I usually throw that out the window-
I will still ask questions though, because if you can't handle the heat- I don't want you in my kitchen please.
I absolutely will not hire models for g/g shoots if these models say they are willing to do g/g but won't kiss another woman on camera. That's simply bogus, very lame, and furthermore, I consider that a MAJOR RIP-OFF. I will not do that to my audience.
While I am at it- If you are a model who WILL DO G/G BUT YOU ONLY DO TOPLESS, you will NOT be hired for shoots with models who do full nudes. You will only pair up with models who strictly do topless, that's it. It's about FAIRNESS.
TO ALL NON-NUDE MODELS WHO ARE WONDERING- SOME GOOD NEWS- I DO HIRE NON-NUDE MODELS FOR NON-NUDE MODELING WORK- HOWEVER-
I am very picky and the model must have two qualities-
1) Must be DEVASTATINGLY BEAUTIFUL
2) Have SUPER-EXCEPTIONAL-TALENT
There are only a very few non-nude models who fall under these two criteria that I have just mentioned. And I mean A VERY FEW.
I will not pay high modeling fees for models who only do topless.
I will not pay high modeling fees to models who don't do nudes- that's absolutely out of the question.
I will not pay high modeling fees to models who only do implied nudes- that's absolutely out of the question.
Sorry, I hate to burst your bubbles, but I have way more than enough non-nude and implied nude content already.
I won't pay high modeling fees to models who don't have REAL experience to justify the rates they are asking for either.
By the way- EXPERIENCE = Numerous magazine and video and/or television appearances
I am working on a number of projects right now which
include my members-only site that's currently under construction and also a series of videos I am putting together.
I only pay either per hour or per shoot (half-day, that's 4 hours or full-day, which here is 8 hours- that is for a select few only), NOT PER SCENE. If it is per scene, there will be conditions that you will be required to complete to accomplish that.
And please note, this is the only paid work that I am offering.
I do not offer paid swimsuit and bikini shoots- I am absolutely not interested in either.
I do not offer paid work for fashion, unless it involves sexy hosiery and high heels.
At the moment, I do not offer paid work for any other genre.
I do not offer paid work to models who say "I don't do nudes" and lo-and-behold those same models put nudes in their portfolio- Someone call the Better Business Bureau, these models need to be FINED for false advertising. Shame on you.
I do not offer paid work to models who are not open to any video. If you can't do video- please do not contact me for work. If you allow me to shoot video, but you won't allow me to use it for any purpose- please don't contact me for work. If you are under contract that prohibits video- you can contact me when your contract is up. I do not offer paid work to models who do not do internet work.
If you are looking for paid work in terms of anything other than what I have mentioned above, then I am sorry but I am not the photographer for you.
A NOTE TO ALL MALE MODELS WHO SEND ME FRIEND REQUESTS HERE-
I am very sorry, but at this time, I do not shoot men. And if I ever do, I won't pay for it. Nothing against you guys- but not my thing.
With that said, I'll be more than happy to accept all friend requests- but it does NOT mean that I will work with you.
As a recap- this is what I do best-
FETISH- and when I SAY FETISH, IT DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY MEAN BONDAGE- I am referring to legs, feet, sexy stockings, shoes, stuff like that. I don't do bondage, and if I do, it will be more like something along the lines of the film "9 1/2 Weeks". No, I'm not against bondage and damsel in distress imagery, but it's not my thing, ya know.
PIN-UP AND LINGERIE- Well, DUH, I can do that
ARTISTIC NUDES- Yeah, I can do that
GLAMOUR NUDES AND UP- Again, DUH, I can do that
BEFORE I FORGET -
No, I do not offer a makeup artist.
No, I do not have an extensive wardrobe either. I only buy hosiery and maybe shoes, but that's it.
VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY IMPORTANT-
I do not hire models who expect royalties. That's very unrealistic.
I do NOT hire models who insist on payment and expect me to sign a release form that models carry with them.
I will NOT hire models who expect me to sign ANY type of contract that models carry with them either.
This is a dealbreaker. I write all my contracts and release forms.
And there also will be a COMPLIANCE FORM AND A RECEIPT OF PAYMENT FORM that you will be required to sign.
Bottom line here- If I pay, you sign my forms. No exceptions.
I WILL NOT TOLERATE PRICE HIJACKING- the practice of models driving up rates at the last minute on the day of a shoot or at the end of a shoot. You will be let go without pay if that happens.
ALSO VERY IMPORTANT- IF YOU WEAR ANY LIP RINGS OR ANY PIERCINGS ON THE FACE THAT ARE NOT EARRINGS- PLEASE, OH PLEASE, TAKE THEM OUT IF YOU ARE HIRED FOR MY SHOOTS. They are very distracting, and they are NOT very sexy either.
I HATE EXCESSIVE FACIAL PIERCINGS. TRULY.
TATTOOS? As long as you don't have or any tattoos that are very offensive (meaning racist symbols and/or names- AND IF YOU DO CARRY ONE, DON'T EVEN BOTHER CONTACTING ME), then tattoos are fine. I am a little leary about Playboy Bunny Tattoos or cartoon characters - I am too cautious about lawsuits, you know.
For models who do g/g shoots- there will absolutely be no discussion of any money issues with other models as far as my shoots go.
In other words, if I pair you up with another model, especially if it is a model that you will be working with for the very first time-
PLEASE DO NOT EVER ASK ANOTHER MODEL HOW MUCH SHE MAKES.
PLEASE DO NOT EVER TELL ANOTHER MODEL HOW MUCH YOU MAKE AT MY SHOOTS.
PLEASE DO NOT EVER YELL OUT HOW MUCH YOU ARE ASKING TO BE PAID FOR THE SHOOT AT MY SHOOTS.
Yes, that has happened at one of my shoots, and that was a very rude and and a very unprofessional question to ask (NOT TO MENTION VERY STUPID), and that will get you fired.
I ask you, please don't make it very bad for yourself, please respect your co-worker and do your job.
For models who do TIME-FOR-PICTURES, there is no joint ownership or joint copyright, I own all images and you will be expected to sign a license agreement. No exceptions.
You get your pics in a very prompt manner.
I have no issues about how you want to use them after a TFP shoot- I don't have issues if you re-touch or color-correct or Photoshop any of the pics I give you. I don't have issues if you want to print off a hundred dozen pics for you to sell at trade shows or make into a calendar or what have you.
One condition though- I MUST be contacted if any magazine submissions are made. If you get paid from a magazine that uses any of my work, I EXPECT to be paid also.
Another important note on this- Models open to time for image shoots will not participate in g/g shoots unless the other model involved agrees to do time for image shoots.
This happens very rarely, but for me to CONSIDER (NOT AUTOMATICALLY GRANT, BUT CONSIDER) offering travel expenses, you have to be a model that falls in category #2 that I mentioned earlier (In case you missed it, YOU MUST BE A G/G PERFORMER, FULL-NUDITY-IS-REQUIRED-HERE-NOT TOPLESS- MUST BE OPEN TO STILLS AND VIDEO-MUST-BE WILLING-TO-KISS-ANOTHER-WOMAN-ON-CAMERA-AT-LEAST), and plus I very strongly prefer a video experience, plus references.
In other words, I have to see your work - I will ask for video clips from you (Please don't ask me to join membership sites for that either).
If you have neither on you- Please don't ask.
And not only that, I will require the two forms of ID UPFRONT, plus you must sign my travel agreement. If you break the agreement, you must pay me back in a timely fashion.
I do reserve the right to charge a late fee if repayment is not done in a timely manner.
I do NOT offer travel expenses to models who commit no-shows with other photographers- more on the NO-SHOW policy in a moment.
I will absolutely not do any PayPal transactions.
VERY IMPORTANT- I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT AND WILL NOT PAY TRAVEL EXPENSES TO CHAPERONES, ESCORTS, BODYGUARDS, HUSBANDS, AND/OR BOYFRIENDS.
THEY WON'T WORK OR DO ENOUGH WORK FOR ME TO EVEN JUSTIFY IT- AND PLUS - I HAVE A BUDGET, PLEASE RESPECT THAT. YOU WANT TO BRING THEM ALONG- YOU CAN DO THAT BUT THEY'LL HAVE TO PAY OUT OF THEIR OWN POCKET.
I WILL HANDLE ALL AIRFARE AND HOTEL BOOKINGS MYSELF, I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT GIVE OUT MONEY TO MODELS FOR TRAVEL EXPENSES. I WILL NOT GIVE OUT ANY MONEY TO MODELS FOR ANY DEPOSITS EITHER.
If you expect a deposit, what assurances are you willing to give me that you will show up? No, I don't know you long enough, and plus this economy still SUCKS.
Other than that, models who best fit my projects who plan to come to Chicago must give me at least a 30-day notice. In some cases, I will require at least 60-90 days. I need that time to plan and to find a location to shoot.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST- THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING-
I do not and will not hire models who expect payment and copies of every photograph.
LET ME REPEAT THIS ONE AND MAKE IT VERY LOUD AND CLEAR-
I DO NOT AND WILL NOT HIRE MODELS WHO EXPECT PAYMENT AND COPIES OF EVERY PHOTOGRAPH.
It is either money OR photos- NOT BOTH. Due to business and personal reasons, I will not offer both.
And free copies of my videos are ABSOLUTELY out of the question.
If you're way too insistent upon asking for not only money but also free copies of all of my photographs and/or free copies of my videos, then I am very sorry, but you are wasting your time as well as my valuable time.
You will not get a job offer for that, plain and simple.
You want to get pictures taken of you- either TFCD OR BETTER YET- OH I DON'T KNOW- YOU CAN PAY ME- THAT WOULD REALLY-REALLY-HELP.
BY THE WAY-
If you are asking for a minimum number of hours for a shoot and I hire you, I will EXPECT you to work that minimum number of hours. If you don't, you will NOT get paid the full fee. And I am refering to shooting time- I do not pay for you to set up, hair and make-up set-ups and packing up.
Thank you for understanding.
Any concerns about how my work will be used must be stated upfront before any shoot is set up, NOT AFTER THE SHOOT IS OVER.
I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT PERMIT ANY CHANGES TO MY RELEASE FORMS WHATSOEVER. IF YOU HAVE AN ISSUE OR A CONCERN WITH HOW MY WORK WILL BE USED- WE TALK FIRST BEFORE ANY SHOOT IS SET UP.
NO- I AM NOT A WEB-CONTENT PROVIDER.
NO- I DO NOT DO SHOOTS JUST FOR "PRIVATE COLLECTIONS" EITHER. THAT'S LAME.
NO- I AM NOT HERE TO LOOK FOR A DATE-
ALL OF YOU MODELS CAN CALM DOWN - I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO TRY TO HIT ON YOU.
NO- I DO NOT AND WILL NOT GET INTO DUMB-ASS AND MORONIC AND TIME-WASTING DEBATES ABOUT WHAT IS CONSIDERED "EROTIC" AND WHAT IS CONSIDERED "PORNOGRAPHIC" EITHER.
EITHER YOU LIKE MY STYLE OF WORK OR YOU DON'T.
IF YOU DON'T, PLEASE MOVE ON.
IF YOU'RE WAY TOO JUDGEMENTAL ABOUT MY STYLE OF WORK- YOU'RE VERY LAME AND YOU NEED TO MOVE ON TOO.
I am not interested in using other people's photo work-
In other words, if you are a model and you say "I am not interested in shooting with you, but I'll let you use my pics for your website"- I will simply yell at you and tell you to GET OUT. That's very lame, and you're very lame.
I do not buy content. That's just as lame.
I do not do photo workshops either (unless it is SUPER, SUPER beneficial or better yet IT IS FREE- LAUGHTER).
I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT hire models without two acceptable forms of ID (US Driver's License and either a copy of a Birth Certificate, social security card, state ID, US passport, or any government issued document that has the birthdate which must be the same as what is on the US Drivers License).
If you are a model that lives OUTSIDE of UNITED STATES, you must have two forms of American ID, PLUS A MODEL VISA, otherwise I can not consider you for work here. NO EXCEPTIONS. Any questions about this- please ask.
I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT SHOOT MINORS.
I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT SHOOT CHILDREN.
If you are not at least 18, please move on. DO NOT ASK ME FOR A FRIEND REQUEST IF YOU ARE NOT 18 YEARS OLD.
If you try to contact me and your profile states that you are under 18- YOU WILL BE IGNORED OR WORSE YET, I WILL POLITELY TELL YOU TO GET LOST.
You can talk to me when you turn 18.
Speaking of children, for models who are parents who don't quite get the message-
Please, oh please, DON'T EVER bring your children -or anybody else's children for that matter- to my shoots. ARE YOU CRAZY? ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US ALL IN SHACKLES AND HANDCUFFS? HIRE A BABYSITTER PLEASE.
MORE IMPORTANT RULES-
If you work during my shoot- I would greatly appreciate it IF YOU PLEASE DON'T MAKE ANY PHONE CALLS DURING THE TIME I AM PAYING FOR. That's just rude. Turn the phone off please.
Oh yeah, and thank God this has NEVER happened to me personally, but let this be said also- DON'T EVER THINK ABOUT SHOWING UP TO ANY OF MY SHOOTS DRUNK. YOU'RE A COMPLETE MORON IF YOU DO- AND YOU'LL BE A COMPLETELY UNEMPLOYED MORON.
I do not own a studio- On some occassions, I rent from other photographers who are studio owners. Which will mean this- in order to do a shoot I made a commitment to them. If you are hired for a shoot, I expect a commitment from you. Their time is very valuable as well as mine.
If for any reason that you can not be able to make it to the shoot- Please CALL if you can't make it.
I DO NOT CHECK MY E-MAIL ON THE DAYS OF A PHOTO SHOOT.
WHEN I PUT MY PHONE NUMBER DOWN IN MY E-MAILS-
THERE WILL BE ABSOLUTELY NO EXCUSES FOR NOT CALLING. WRITE THE NUMBER DOWN, PUT IT ON YOUR SPEED DIAL. IS IT REALLY THAT HARD? COME ON.
To cut down on potential last minute-cancellations- I would like a reason why you might not make it before a shoot is booked (Potential Scheduling Issues, Health issues, can't find a babysitter- legit reasons).
If I book a shoot and I have to pay some additional expenses (Room rental, studio rental) and if there is a last-minute cancellation, I have the right to ask for a refund from you.
Understandably things happen, but I would appreciate it if it happens sooner than at the last second.
A WARNING- If you flake out or act in a very unprofessional manner, I have the absolute right to let you go, you will not be re-booked. You will not get a second chance and you will absolutely not get a good reference from me.
Models who commit no-shows and no-calls for any of my shoots will absolutely not get a second chance and will not get a good reference from me.
Models who commit no-shows and no-calls for any of my shoots will be FIRED.
YOU WILL BE DROPPED FROM MY FRIENDS LIST.
AND YOU WILL END UP ON MY "THESE MODELS REALLY MESSED UP" LIST.
IF YOU'RE ALL ABOUT GAMES- PLEASE DON'T WASTE MY TIME.
IF YOU SHOW A TOTAL LACK OF PROFESSIONALISM AND A BAD ATTITUDE- I DO NOT WANT TO WORK WITH YOU. I WILL NOT WORK WITH YOU.
I am NOT interested in whiners, complainers, clock-watchers, game-players, snobs, or dumb divas. I absolutely don't want BIGOTS either.
I want to work with PROFESSIONALS.
ONE IMPORTANT WORD FOR MODELS WHO BRING CHAPERONES-
I know some models will bring chaperones for their safety.
I respect that, I have absolutely no problems with that, but know this- I have rules when it comes to chaperones (and I will assume that chaperone is a he)-
He will respect the studio ownerâs property.
He will respect my property.
If you are hired for a g/g shoot with another model that you will be working with the first time, he WILL treat the other model with respect without question. Some models will carry a "NO-GAWKER" rule which means that if you want to work with these models the chaperone will NOT be permitted to watch. The privacy for these models MUST BE and WILL BE respected.
He will absolutely not bring or drink any alcohol on the premises.
Cell phone cameras or any other recording devices belonging to the chaperone will not be allowed at the shoot. Put your toys away, please. I paid for this shoot- NOT YOU.
When my video camera starts rolling, he does not speak.
As long as he behaves in a professional manner, then there will be no problems at all here, we will all get along just fine.
If he behaves in an unprofessional manner, the shoot ends and if the shoot takes place at a studio both of you will be asked to leave. I will walk- You will NOT get paid.
In short, professionals are welcome. If your chaperone is a JEALOUS HUSBAND or BOYFRIEND WHO IS A CONTROL FREAK-
THEY WILL NEVER BE WELCOME TO MY SHOOTS. Leave their asses at home, bring somebody else.
And please, I don't want chaperones who want to play the role of photoshoot director and look over my shoulder as to what I am doing, either.
Of course, I am not refering to husbands or boyfriends who don't act like jerk-offs while I go to work. Of course, I'm not refering to husbands or boyfriends who don't interfere. Of course, I'm not refering to husbands or boyfriends who keep their mouth shut while I do my thing.
I have to protect my business you know.
I know some of you models out there may be or are very well turned off from my conditions of employment, and I know this may have been the equivalent of reading an entire textbook, but based on past experiences (and other stuff I keep hearing about on the information superhighway), I believe that a NO-BULLSHIT approach is the best thing in the long run, which saves everyone valuable time.
I don't put these rules up to be an ego-maniac.
I don't put these rules up to be an ass-wipe.
I am about no games, no misunderstandings, no hidden agendas at all about how I do things.
And no, I don't claim to be perfect, either- I am about expanding the craft.
This is BUSINESS, and I always treat this is as business.
Okay, I am done with that, well, for now anyway.
TO ALL TECH NERDS WHO MAY BE WONDERING-
Some of the photos you see here were taken with a Canon EOS IX, which is no longer in production. That camera was an Advanced Photo System Camera.
Other times, I borrowed somebody else's camera.
INSIDE JOKE- GWSEC- Guy with someone else's camera.
Me, I am much rather a GWG- GUY WITH GOALS.
Since 2005, I took my pics with a Nikon Coolpix (Which is now offically retired from use- that camera had a good run), but in 2006 I bought a much sexier SLR camera and used that until 2008.
Oh yeah, it's a Pentax Ist. Very affordable, did not cost an arm and a leg, but only 6 MPs?
In 2008, I bought a Sony Cybershot. Only 8 MPs, but it was one hell of a closeout deal when I saw it at Best Buy.
As of 2013, I now use a Sony NEX. 16 MP, which means THE RESOLUTION KICKS MAJOR ASS.
So from this point forward, I use that at almost all of my shoots. I only use the Pentax for studio work.
Speaking of Goals-
I don't want classy to mean corny.
I feel classy equals yawn-inducing and boring.
I don't want that.
My goal is to deliver drop-dead-sexy.
If that fails, then super-hot-and-sexy.
Or something like that.
I have a super-strong preference for models who KNOW how to do their own hair and makeup. I have no desire to photograph models who look as if they jumped off the bus- I WANT GLAMOUR.
I also have a super-strong preference with models who KNOW AND HAVE the type of wardrobe I want for my shoots- in other words, nylon stockings (backseams are a major plus), sexy appropriate shoes (stiletto pumps with at least 4-inch heels- no platforms please), garters (optional) - yeah that.
If you are a model and you like what you see, please don't be a lurker and move on- LET ME KNOW PLEASE. I will keep you in mind for the future.
Oh yes, height is absolutely not an issue either, if you got great legs to show off in front of the camera- LET ME KNOW PLEASE. I will keep you in mind for the future.
Some of my references by the way-
And they were not scared from my long rule book-
[If you see a number in these square brackets, that means I shot these models more than once]
MODEL MAYHEM Members-
Moxie Rhodes MM 2474018 (Total professional)
Scarlett Storm MM 740251 (FUN)
Marlo Marquise MM 712342 (FUN)
Cristal Catalina MM 165994 [2 shoots]
Jaime Leigh Turney MM 83246
Lane Elizabeth MM 1120439
Ludella Hahn MM 240525 [3 shoots] (FUN)
Nyxon MM 1088294 [4 shoots]
Sweet Lilly Bee MM 127999 [2 shoots] (Total professional)
Melissa Jean MM 546548 [2 shoots]
Mara Mayhem MM 1236799
Mizz Amanda Marie MM 1289955 [4 shoots] (FUN)
Vivienne Vermuth MM 1477398 [2 shoots] (FUN)
Titty Perkins MM 1811161 (Those legs-those legs-those legs- pure heaven)
Jade Valentina MM 2406379 [2 shoots]
CRASH MM 604197 (FUN)
Honey Cocoa Bordeauxx MM 72349 (REAL FUN, A TRUE PROFESSIONAL)
Sara Liz MM 23425 [2 shoots] (FUN)
Kristy Ann MM 632357 [3 shoots] (A very leggy blonde)
Viva Valezz MM 609558 [2 shoots] (REAL FUN, A TRUE PROFESSIONAL)
Maya Sinstress MM 51504 (Oh goody, the first pro-domme I shot with)
Violetta Storms MM 109547
Akira Lane MM 218002 [3 shoots]
Bethany Sweet MM 265292
Prinzzess Felicity Jade MM 967 [2 shoots]
Ada Mae Johnson MM 721274
Lola Lynn MM 1599982 - RETIRED
Natalie Minx MM 26618 [4 shoots]
Moon Marie [3 shoots] MM 579858 - SHOOT HER WHILE YOU STILL CAN
Chasyn Foxx MM 472998 [4 shoots]
Goldie Blair MM 1129390 [2 shoots] (REAL FUN)
Diana Knight MM 1545982- A TOTAL PROFESSIONAL
Gia Nova MM 461081
Charlie Kristine MM 169262
Kimberly Marvel MM 178524
Mandy K MM 156097
Kendra James MM 23585 [4 shoots]
Courtney Crave MM 371423
Carly Erin MM 13378
Danielle Trixie MM 109506 [3 shoots]
Angela Ryan MM 368
Elike Cooper MM 821240
Kumimonster MM 3707 [5 shoots]- RETIRED
Samantha Grace MM 3188 [6 shoots]
Christina Carter MM 6736 [3 shoots]
Kerri Taylor MM 982 [4 shoots]
Mina Meow MM 281899 [2 shoots]
Kobe Lee MM 23936 [4 shoots]
Isobel Wren MM 23168 [4 shoots]
Mai-Ly Mao MM 120732
Cindy Pucci MM 173984
CJ Belle MM 64241 [4 shoots]
Jillian Ann MM 2350 [3 shoots]
Julie Simone MM 37281
Kordelia Devonshire MM 16588
Chrystyne MM 21503
NON MODEL MAYHEM Members that are my references also-
Alex Del Monacco MM 3106 [10 shoots]
Autumn Westin [2 shoots] (REAL FUN)
Cleopatra of the Nile OMP 60947 [3 shoots]- RETIRED
Paige Richards OMP 2602 [2 shoots]
Amy Jo OMP 2944
Stacy Burke OMP 98242
Alexa Morgan [2 shoots]
PLEASE NOTE- IF YOU ASK FOR A REFERENCE, I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT GIVE OUT ANY PHONE NUMBERS- I WILL NOT DISRESPECT A MODEL'S PRIVACY.
PHOTOGRAPHER REFERENCES (These photographers helped me out at some my shoots)-
Conrad Tannhauser MM 90366
Oscar Lanuza MM 369591
Iguana Foto MM 144877
Art Glo MM 36024
AAA Studios MM 115908
Krista Muller Photography
They know what I do.
BEFORE I FORGET-
TO ALL PHOTOGRAPHERS-
MODELS I DO NOT RECOMMEND-
JADE JADORE- scheduled a shoot with her in October 2004- SHE DID NOT SHOW UP- SHE DID NOT CALL- DID NOT OFFER AN EXPLANATION. PLUS SHE STOOD UP ONE OF MY MODEL FRIENDS TOO.
PLEASE DO NOT CONSIDER HER.
TATTOOED BEAUTY- Did not call, did not show up for a December 2007 shoot.
I DEFNITELY DON'T RECOMMEND FRANKIE DASHWOOD (WHO IS NO LONGER ON MAYHEM- GOOD) OR MIJA-
BOTH COMMITTED A MAJOR RULE VIOLATION AND ONE OF THEM HAD THE NERVE TO COMPLAIN AFTER DOING IT. TO ONE OF THE MODELS WHO SAID THAT SHE DOES NOT WANT TO WORK WITH ME AGAIN- YOUR LOSS- NOT MINE. I FIRED THE OTHER MODEL- SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE. NO, YOU'RE A JOKE. BOTH OF YOU ARE A JOKE.
Oh yes, if you are a model and you get a friend request from me- that means you are a model that I want to shoot with down the road or at least talk to or a model that I know OR you are model that I met at a tradeshow or convention. Got it?
If you're a photog and you get a friend request from me, that means I like your work. Got it?
Please forgive me if I send some of you a friend request and without prior contact. All of my energy was spent from typing this thing, I need the time to recover.
In fact, to all of you, don't just stand there- SAY HELLO, DON'T BE A WALLFLOWER PLEASE. Being a wallflower is my other job.
If you do send a friend request- It's only fair if you say hello. I don't bite. I growl- a lot, but I don't bite.
To those who accepted my Friend requests- thank you too. You made the right decision.
IF I'M PERMANENTLY PLASTERED ON YOUR TOP 12- THANK YOU.
TO ALL THOSE WHO PUT ANY OF MY WORK ON YOUR PHOTO LISTS- THANK YOU TOO.
Thank you for your understanding on this and thank you for your time.
There, I am done. Breathe in, breathe out.
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Coverphoto- Chicago Motorsports magazine, Fall 2000
BURLESQUE FESTIVAL FILMING CREDITS-
Crème de la Crème Burlesque Festival (Milwaukee)- 2013
Windy City Burlesque Festival (Chicago)- 2014
Fierce International Queer Burlesque Festival (Madison, Wisconsin)- 2014
Queerpocalypse (Chicago)- 2014