I have over 150 years of experience shooting and love taking pictures of naked women using natural light with my disposable camera. For studio work, I use a very expensive flashlight that I keep in the trunk of my car. Speaking of studios, mine happens to be a cardboard box I found at the local dump. It's brown and square and has a few holes.
I'm sure you're wondering what my stance is on escorts. Personally, I love them but they will have to wait outside because my cardboard box, ummm, I mean studio, won't fit all three of us. In fact, it only fits 1 person, as long as you're shorter than 2 feet.
Playboy December 2008 Issue with Stephanie Larimore