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NO CLOTHES, No exceptions.
I am not professional. I drink the beers, I cut up, I act a fool, I tell bad jokes. I wont fondle your boobs, smack your ass or attempt to diddle you not because it's unprofessional, but merely because I just don't fucking want to.
I am interested in shooting ALL kinds of things and types of shoots, as long as it's not clothes. Two things most likely to ruin a shoot, Bras and Pants.
I DO NOT pay rates. Unless you have a buyer for the images. Simple rule.. If I make money, you make money. If I don't make money, you don't make money. Sounds kinda fair or something.
If you are not worth paying with your clothes on, you are not worth paying with your clothes off.
Again.. No clothes, DON'T ASK!
NOTE: All of my shoots are BYOB unless specified prior to the shoot.
I just want to thank my family, I would like to thank God. Actually God probably contributes about as much to photography as he does to sports games and good movies, so he probably has better things to tend to. I would also like to thank my employer for providing me with a job so I dont have to have photography as a career and end up hating it. I would like to thank my wife for being supportive of my hobbies and passions, and my little man for being the inspiration to even start photographing people. I thank my dog Rosco for always being happy to see me when i come home no matter what has happened in his day. I would like to thank my assistants and all the models who have put up with my bad jokes and my failed ideas and themes.. sorry for wasting your time but I appreciate it, you were most likely awesome and the failure was all me, I would like to thank my....
Huh?.. Whats that? Oh thats not what this box is for? It says credits right? My bad.. sorry guys. But thanks anyway!