EE Design and Photo

Photographer Male Monterey, California, US My MM URL:
Mayhem # 779608

About Me

CURRENT LOCATIONS: We're in both Monterey, California & Tempe, Arizona at this time.

CURRENT STATUS: Expanding and UPGRADING portfolio to gain experience and to hopefully be taken seriously as a fashion/art photographer by next year.  This means that I'd like to do stuff that isn't so lifestyle or commercial.  i'm interested in doing some fashion and art.  Part of the year in Tempe, Arizona & part of the year in Monterey, California with non-photography work gigs peppered throughout the year.  Will make time for photography anytime the weather permits (basically no summer months in AZ.  Will shoot in rain, sleet or snow though).  Best way to contact us is by visiting our official website.

Short Bio: We're a family business and we're pretty darn awesome (seriously, ask your mom).  We grew up in Salinas, we can listen to country and rap.  Don't believe it?  Go there and call us after you get your ass shot by gangsters then run over by a tractor and some horses.

If we've requested you as a networking friend: It's because we think you're gorgeous, marketable, look like fun to work with or possibly useful in the future for ads, flyers, calendars or whatever else our clients might need.

If we don't accept your request: It's because we think you're not marketable or useful for our current client needs or portfolio goals.  It's not that you're not attractive...seriously, go ask your mom.

Goals: To make someone famous.

Main Photog Bio:I work for myself and have for over 5 years.  Sometimes I call in sick and I get mad at myself for lying to myself...then I leave all pissed off because my boss is a total asshole.  I offer photography and modeling services to my clients.  I also dabble in promotional work and photography for fun and extra cash.  I have many years of experience with Adobe Photoshop...but I prefer to work with models that don't require too much touch-up work.

I like long walks on the beach and pretty women (have a weakness for tall ladies...especially volleyball players), I like to have guy models not hit on me while we're snapping photos and I like tacos & pizza while I watch South Park.  I think the more you look like a cartoon, the more attractive you are...y'know, big eyeballs, big lips, big hips, basically naturally exaggerated features.  Natalie Imbruglia is my dream girl (yes I know she's short and over 25, but for eyes like hers I'll make an exception) friend once said she looks like an alien (Cuz she's got those huge bug eyes that I like)...we are no longer friends and he now sleeps with the fishes.

Beliefs: I believe that if you love something you should surround yourself with it...for example:  I surround myself with pictures of my loved ones and I always have good food in my fridge...I like to work with people I find attractive.  Not just physically attractive but personality attractive.  I hope that makes sense...if it doesn't, oh well someone smarter does understand.

We do not do pornographic or nude work at this point, nor does Big Bro believe we need to offer it as a service...because nipples scare the crap out of him.  Wouldn't it be crazy if they had wings??? Big Bro calls the shots and we trust his reasoning and intuition.

Love to work with models that smile and don't want to look so intense all the time.  Be prepared to laugh and have a good time if we work together.  If you're not in a good mood, don't bother showing up...I don't want to work with you.  I will just throw my shoe at you, then call your mom and tell on you.

Serious about learning and gaining experience as a fashion/art photographer.  We hope to work with people that are also serious about modeling...or who can at least respect us trying to improve our skills and network.

Will not work with you until you're at least 18 years old. With proper I.D.

We've clients occasionally ask for models to use in their print ads and for their websites or as promo people during events.  We'll always recommend guys/gals we've worked with before.

POST STATEMENT: If we don't accept your friend's because we don't see us working together in the future.  Don't cry.  We're realists and don't like to waste time, yours or especially ours.

POST POST STATEMENT: We enjoy ninja movies and low budget horrors.

POST POST POST STATEMENT: We will donate photography & design time to the medical marijuana and legalization movement in California.  We would love to get involved with creating some respectable art and photographs that would help the movement.

POST POST POST POST STATEMENT: Big Bro is a disabled veteran (he's totally a fatass now...I hope you read this edit before he logs back on!) and loves his fellow service members active & retired...therefore he offers discounted rates to all active & retired service members.  This includes family portraits, headshots, or whatever.


There is One that I would like to credit: You can find the things He said written in red.  Even if you're not a can still pull and learn from His words.  I credit all I know and all I will ever accomplish to Him and His teachings.

I'm not a fanatic and I don't live on a secluded compound with 20 wives (though I've always wondered what it would be like to have 20 hot ladies at my house...I'd need a large ass bed), nor will I knock on your door while you're watching the game and bug the shit out of you...but I love me some parables. - Don't get me wrong, I'm no saint...I can pretty much guarantee that I'm worse than you.

But you gotta give credit where credit is due.  The red words keep me in line.


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