EE Design and PhotoPhotographer Male Monterey, California, US
My Website: E.E. Design - Print - Photography - West CoastMy MM URL: http://www.modelmayhem.com/eemodeling
Mayhem # 779608
CURRENT LOCATIONS: We're in both Monterey, California & Tempe, Arizona at this time. We're a trio of brothers that have a love for the arts. Photography, design, music and comedy. We're experienced in all of them on different levels. We can easily book in Northern California, Southern California and the Central Coast. In Arizona you can find us in the Phoenix, Metro area.
CURRENT STATUS: Expanding and UPGRADING portfolio to gain experience and to hopefully be taken seriously as a fashion/art photographer soon. This means that we'd like to add stuff that isn't too glam. Interested in doing some fashion and art. Part of the year in Tempe, Arizona & part of the year in Monterey, California with non-photography work gigs peppered throughout the year. We will make time for photography anytime the weather permits (basically no summer months in AZ. Will shoot in rain, sleet or snow though). Best way to contact us is by visiting our official website.
Short Bio: We're a family business and we're pretty darn awesome (seriously, ask your mom). We from Salinas, California...so we can listen to country and rap. Don't believe it? Go there and call us after you get your ass shot by gangsters then run over by a tractor and some horses.
If we've requested you as a networking friend: It's because we think you're gorgeous, marketable, look like fun to work with or possibly useful in the future for ads, flyers, calendars or whatever else our clients might need.
If we don't accept your request: It's because we think you're not marketable or useful for our current client needs or portfolio goals. It's not that you're not attractive...seriously, go ask your mom.
Goals: To make someone famous.
Main Photog Bio:Sometimes I call in sick and I get mad at myself for lying to myself...then I leave all pissed off because my boss is a total asshole. I offer photography and modeling services to my clients. I also dabble in promotional work and photography for fun and extra cash. I have many years of experience with Adobe Photoshop...but I prefer to work with models that don't require too much touch-up work.
I like long walks on the beach and pretty women (have a weakness for tall ladies...especially volleyball players), I like to have guy models not hit on me while we're snapping photos and I like tacos & pizza while I watch South Park. I think the more you look like a cartoon, the more attractive you are...y'know, big eyeballs, big lips, big hips, basically naturally exaggerated features. I fall in love all the time...right now it's Taylor Swift, sometimes it's Jennifer Lawrence...sometimes it's you...sometimes it's Rachel McAdams. Who knows who it will be next.
Beliefs: I believe that if you love something you should surround yourself with it...for example: I surround myself with pictures of my loved ones and I always have good food in my fridge...I like to work with people I find attractive. Not just physically attractive but personality attractive. I hope that makes sense...if it doesn't, oh well someone smarter does understand.
We do not do pornographic or nude work at this point, nor does Big Bro believe we need to offer it as a service...because nipples scare the crap out of him. Wouldn't it be crazy if they had wings??? Big Bro calls the shots and we trust his reasoning and intuition. All negotiating will go through him.
Love to work with models that smile and don't want to look so intense all the time. Be prepared to laugh and have a good time if we work together. If you're not in a good mood, don't bother showing up...we don't want to work with you. We'll just throw a shoe at you, then call your mom and tell on you.
Serious about learning and gaining experience as fashion/art photographers. We hope to work with people that are also serious...or who can at least respect us trying to improve our skills and network.
Will not work with you until you're at least 18 years old. With proper I.D.
We've clients occasionally ask for models to use in their print ads and for their websites or as promo people during events. We'll ALWAYS recommend guys/gals we've worked with before.
POST STATEMENT: If we don't accept your friend request...it's because we don't see us working together in the future. Don't cry. We're realists and don't like to waste time, yours or especially ours.
POST POST STATEMENT: We enjoy ninja movies and low budget horrors.
POST POST POST STATEMENT: We will donate photography & design time to the medical marijuana and legalization movement in California. We would love to get involved with creating some respectable art and photographs that would help the movement.
POST POST POST POST STATEMENT: Big Bro is a veteran (he's totally a fatass now...I hope you read this edit before he logs on!) and loves his fellow service members active & retired...therefore he offers discounted rates to all active & retired service members. This includes family portraits, headshots, or whatever.
There is One that we would like to credit: You can find the things He said written in red. Even if you're not a Christian...you can still pull and learn from His words. Credit all we know and all we will ever accomplish to Him and His teachings.
We're not a fanatics and I don't live on a secluded compound with 20 wives, nor will we knock on your door while you're watching the game and bug the shit out of you...but some parables is the good stuff. - Don't get us wrong, we are no saints...can guarantee that we're worse that you, or pretty damn close.
Other credit goes to all of you pretty people and awesome photographers that continue to inspire us. The ones that keep us envious of your looks and your works. Keep making beautiful art!