Im currently doing looking to do TFP fashion with artsy fartsy non cookie cutter photographers. werd.
****A taste of my weird-ness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuFC5Xp5X74
****Something Sexy from a photoshoot with Colt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCz3AD4Q24Q
****NOV 2010:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aus77xY7CH4
ATTN MODELS: My boyfriend is a photographer. He is really fucking good. Look him up on Mayhem #409470 or check out his website
www.thedigitalmachineshop.com
Kitty pic by Jason Harper. Hair/Makeup/Styling by me
I'm a dancer (real dancer...not a stripper! Not that there is anything wrong with strippers...they are sexy...i prefer to dance with clothes on.)
I'm part warewolf part monkey.
I can judo chop your frown upside down.
I am horribly allergic to wheat gluten and dairy...for those of you who don't know...that is pretty much everything lovely in the world.
PLEASE DONT ASK TO SHOOT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE A BIG WOODEN BARK LIKE STICK UP YOUR HINEY HOLE (i like shooting in a fun atmosphere...i like jokes and strange faces)
My goals for model mayhem are:
1. To meetnetwork with great photographers.
2. Get my vibe out.
3. Make money.
Things i don't need:
1. I don't need a date..i have a hot boyfriend who gives it up daily...
2. I don't need caution tape, guitars, wings, belt tops, or poker chips in my portfolio. Its cheesy and wont get me or you anywhere.
3. I refuse to meet with you prior to shooting. My port shows how i look and gives you an idea about my personality..so there is no need to "hang" before the shoot.
4. I don't need you to promote your business on my page...its rude and shows me that you are a total douche face.
I have good skin. Im punctual, honest, and spazzy. Im not size 00, im fit and healthy...and curvy.
Im exotic looking and 100% real...no injections, implants, or contacts.
My rates are negotiable...just message me and lets work something out that can benefit the both of us.
I'm ready to work (for money...not high fives) and have some fun so let me know!!!
IF I DON'T REPLY TO YOUR MESSAGE 2 MIN AFTER YOU SEND IT PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME A MEAN MESSAGE..ITS RUDE AND UNPROFESSIONAL. SHIT!
pic by Colt of The Digital Machine Shop
pic taken @ the digital machine shop!!! awesome photographer!
Anne and myself being bad girls
Thank you for checking out my profile and commenting. i appreciate all of the compliments.
EL SNIPER
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