||May 23, 2013
||Sep 28, 2008
MM URL: http://www.modelmayhem.com/lightcolorandshape
HEY NEW FRIENDS:::: If you send me a drive by friend request with no follow-up, I assume you are here for dating. Awesome. Ladies, I will try to send an inappropriate message within 24 hours of your friend request. Dudes, it may take a couple of days.
If you're thinking San Francisco is too far, I also shoot in San Jose. If you're thinking San Jose is too far, I also shoot in San Francisco. If you're thinking Sacramento is too far, ask me, because I go there to buy jelly beans in bulk and I will stop over if you are awesome. If you're thinking LA is too far, you're technically correct, but I like LA. I recently changed my mind about Seattle, that's a definite maybe.
A little about me:
-I am offended by people who are offended by nudity. Deeply offended.
-I'm lactose intolerant, hurray for almond milk.
-I wear cargo pants. all. the. time.
-I speak French, until a French person speaks to me, at which point I realize that I was full of crap when I said I speak French.
-I say "awesome" far, far too much. If you work with me, you will think that's the only adjective I know. On request, I can replace it with "sweet."
-I have a tattoo, but it was a present from my grandmother so it is incredibly un-cool, but very sweet. Not sweet as in awesome... see above. If it means anything to you, though, my grandmother is in prison, which is kind of cool.
So you're not comfortable taking my word for it, vouching for my own awesomeness? Check out these unsolicited testimonials!
I guess I can, if you say all the other models do it too. It just seems kind of weird. - Felicity Rosenkrantz, MM#75638292
Hey, I hate to bother you again, but your check bounced. - Viva Flotillax, MM#3
Don't freak out or anything, but I think I'm pregnant. - Emmanuelle Swanson, MM#4278249
Are you sure you can post stuff like this on Model Mayhem? - Portia Newfolio, MM#98685934
OMG, I thought you said "buttonhole." No, I think I'm probably not into doing that kind of shoot. - Lydia ImpliÃ©, MM#564789586
As for out-of-the-blue friend requests, I love them! I'm always looking for new friends I have never met and probably never will. I accept just about all friend requests, with only a couple of exceptions, listed below. No offense if you fall into one of these categories:
-You are a photoshop wizard
-You have more than one glass eye
-You are not British
-You are a trollop
-You are a hustler
-You don't know how to play darts
-You can beat me at darts (I know, conflicts a little with the one above... it's a fine line)
Do note that if you send me a friend request, by doing so you agree to pose nude for me. If you also send a tag when you friend me, you have the right to opt for a classy nude. If you also leave a comment on one of my photos, you can opt to be nude indoors. If you also list one of my photos, you may bring an escort; of course, she must also be nude.
If I send you a friend request, it pretty much means I want to see you naked. I send out a LOT of friend requests.
Andy Wanderlust has 1182 friends.