Mother Ghost

MY WEBSITE IS UP AND GOING! STOP BY AND CHECK IT OUT!!!
motherghostphotography.com

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        THIS SITE IS 100% PORN FREE!
THERE IS SOME NUDITY, BUT IT IS TASTEFULLY DONE!
IF YOU WANT PORN GO TO ANOTHER MEMBERS SITE!!!

Otherwise known as sperm donation 655321:
Conceived in a broken test tube, I was one of many failed Hippie attempts to create a new race of high endurance fast food employees, who, could work 75 hrs. a week on minimal wage and never complain.  After overcoming the urge to flip burgers for all eternity I discovered new interests such as snowboarding and photography while perfecting the arts of seducing young women in dark bars, seducing dumb women in bright bars, sleeping in jail cells, organizing open mic poetry readings preformed by mimes, masturbating while standing on my head and have put together a collection of bottle caps that will someday save the free world from it's self.  Give a hoot, don't pollute! P.S.  all my writing and photography is copy written, so feel free to steal it, I need the money and love to sue!!!

What am I looking for?  Pinheads, dwarfs, giants, hunchbacks, pre-op transsexuals, bearded women, people with tails, horns, wings, reversed hands or feet, anyone born without arms, legs, eyes, breasts, genitals, ears, nose, lips.  All people with unusually large genitals.  All manner of extreme visual perversion.  Hermaphrodites and teratoids(alive or dead).  Anyone bearing the wounds of Christ.  Woman whose faces are covered with large skin lesions willing to pose in evening gowns.  People who live as comic book heroes, boot, corset and bondage fetishists.  Anyone claiming to be God.  God. (J.P. Witkin)
If you don't fit into any of these categories don't fret, I am still willing to work with you being that I am very open minded and willing to shoot anything.

THINGS THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW!

1.) THE PHOTOGRAPHER IS ALWAYS RIGHT!!!  UNLESS IT COMES TO SEXUALLY HARASSING THE MODEL, THEN THE PHOTOGRAPHER IS AN ASSHOLE!  THAT BEING SAID, THERE ARE ALOT OF PREDATORS OUT THERE SO ALL YOU YOUNG MODELS BEWARE!  REMEMBER THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING THAT MAKES YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE OR THAT PUTS YOU IN A RISKY SITUATION, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SAY "NO" AT ANYTIME!  AS PHOTOGRAPHERS WE SPEND SEVERAL HOURS WITH YOU THE MODEL AND DURING THAT TIME THERE IS AN INTIMACY THAT IS CREATED, SOMETIMES EVEN A SEXUAL ENERGY, BUT REMEMBER THE GOLDEN RULE, "THOU SHALT NOT FUCK THY MODELS!"  KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS MY FELLOW PHOTOGRAPHERS!  MODELS, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SLEEP WITH YOUR PHOTOGRAPHERS, REMEMBER THAT WE HAVE SPENT 3 OR 4 HOURS TELLING YOU HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE AND SOMETIMES THAT MAKES YOU VERY VULNERABLE, DON'T GET CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT AND DO SOMETHING THAT YOU MAY REGRET!

2.)  JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS A CAMERA AND PHOTOSHOP DOES NOT MAKE THEM A PHOTOGRAPHER!

3.  JUST BECAUSE PHOTOSHOP EXSISTS AND MAKES THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE DOES NOT MEAN THAT IT CAN MAKE YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL!  WITHOUT CHARISMA AND NATURAL BEAUTY THERE CAN BE NO BEAUTIFUL PICTURE!

4.) PHOTOSHOP IS THE FUCKING DEVIL!!!  I DO NOT PHOTOSHOP MY IMAGES!!! I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING TO MY IMAGES ON A COMPUTER THAT I CANNOT DO IN A DARKROOM!!!

5.)  IF YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO PAY YOUR PHOTOGRAPHER THAN YOU MUST COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT YOU WILL BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PRIORITY LIST!

6.)  EVEN IF YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD, IF YOU HAVE ONLY ONE LOOK YOU WILL BE CONSIDERED BORING!

7.)   JUST BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU THAT YOU SHOULD BE A MODEL, DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN BE A MODEL!!! 

8.)  IT TAKES A FEW WEEKS TO GET IMAGES PERFECT!  SO DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT CONSTANTLY CALL AND EMAIL THE PHOTOGRAPHER 3 DAYS AFTER YOUR SHOOT! IT IS ANNOYING AND ACTUALLY CAUSES ME TO SLOW DOWN THE PROCESS!

9.)  READ YOUR MODELING CONTRACT AND ASK QUESTIONS!  MAKE SURE THAT YOU ARE BEING PROTECTED!

10.)  DO NOT TRY TO STIFF THE PHOTOGRAPHER!  IF I SPENT 3 WEEKS WORKING ON YOUR IMAGES AND YOU DECIDE TO HAGGLE ABOUT THE COST, YOU WILL RECIEVE NOTHING!!!

11.)  I ENCOURAGE AN ESCORT, NOT AN ENTOURAGE!  IF YOU BRING YOUR FRIENDS WITH YOU AND THEY START ANNOYING ME OR TELLING ME HOW TO DO MY JOB IT WILL BE THE END OF THE SHOOT!

12.)  DO NOT PULL A NO CALL, NO SHOW ON ME!  EVER!!!  IF YOU DO, IT WILL TAKE A HELL OF A LOT OF ASS KISSING TO GET ME TO SCHEDULE YOU AGAIN!!!

13.)  I LIKE COFFEE, COOKIES, VITAMIN WATER AND ROCK STAR ENERGY DRINKS!  FEEL FREE TO BRING ANY AND ALL WITH YOU FOR THE SHOOT!  REMEMBER A HAPPY PHOTOGRAPHER IS A BAD ASS PHOTOGRAPHER!!!

TOP TEN PHOTOGRAPHS I WILL NEVER TAKE!!! NEVER, EVER!!!
1.  A woman in a bathtub full of milk, roses, candy, etc.
(Maybe a picture of a woman in a bathtub full of spiders, scorpions, dog shit, I will try to stay open on this one!)
2.  A beautiful woman in a bikini holding a machine gun!
3.  A woman bent over a chair sticking her ass straight out at the camera!
4.  Any shots of a woman that show her kidneys, bladder or ovaries!
5.  A beach shot with a woman in a bikini laying in the water as the sun goes down!
6.  A beautiful woman lying across the hood of an expensive automobile!
7.  A man or woman with a bunch of flowers sticking out of their crotch.
8.  A person body painted as any type of animal.
9.  Any person lying naked in the desert on a bunch of rocks!
10.  Any person UNDER THE AGE OF 18!!!!!!  IF YOU WISH TO SHOOT WITH ME, BE OF LEGAL AGE AND OF RIGHT MIND!  This is not because all I shoot is naked people, but more for my own personal piece of mind as I feel anyone under the age of 18 is too easily exploited and in this day and age you can't be to careful when it comes to protecting the youth of the world!

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And a shit ton more!