MONTY EAT YOUR FACE!!!
I am a dog. I am not 26 years old. They don't have an age selection for dog years. I have my own butler and chaffeur. His name is Stephen. He is also a photographer or something. I dont care much for his extracurricular activities as long as I get fed and get driven places.
You can see his work here:
This the first picture taken of me just before I was adopted. I look very goofy. Its kind of like the canine equivelant of a high school yearbook photo. I was a little over a year old.