A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered,

"I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and
I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"


The teacher had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was.

The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he
failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the
first-grade
and behave. The teacher agreed.


Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.


Principal: "What is3 x 3?"

Harry: "9"


Principal: "What is6 x 6?"

Harry: "36"


And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I
think Harry can go to the third-grade.." The teacher says to the
principal,

"Let me ask him some questions? "The principal and Harry both agree.

Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Harry: "Legs"


Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

(The principal wondered,why does she ask such a question!)

Harry:"Pockets"


Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants"


Teacher: What startswith a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" (The principal's eyes open
really
wide and before he could stop the answer...)

Harry:"Coconut"


Teacher: "What goesin hard and pink then comes out soft and
sticky?"

Harry:"Bubblegum"

Teacher: "What doesa man do standing up, a woman do sitting
down and a dog do on threelegs?" (The principal's eyes open really wide
and before he could stop the answer....)

Harry: "Shakehands"


Teacher: "Now Iwill ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"

Harry: "Yup"


Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to
get me up. I get wet before you do"

Harry: "Tent"


Teacher: "A fingergoes in me. You fiddle with me when you're
bored. The best man always has me first" (Principal was looking restless
and a bit tense)

Harry: "Wedding Ring"



Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good"

Harry: "Nose"


Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with
a quiver"

Harry: "Arrow"


Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that
means a lot of excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck"


The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,
"Put his ass in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong
myself."