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~*Isabel Aurora*~

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Lol


Just practicing my skills as a broadcasting major wink  How'd I do? Do you like my headline?

Jan 19 06 07:43 am Link

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Benny

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Brooklyn, New York, US

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Jan 19 06 07:46 am Link

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Jeff Fiore

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Brooklyn, New York, US

You forgot to add

"film at 11"

Jan 19 06 07:48 am Link

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BCG

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San Antonio, Florida, US

IsabelAurora wrote:
Lol


Just practicing my skills as a broadcasting major wink  How'd I do? Do you like my headline?

too much for the post 911 world we live in...try this MM headline:


Theda quits job to become a motivational speaker

Jan 19 06 07:49 am Link

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~*Isabel Aurora*~

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Boca del Mar, Florida, US

BCG wrote:

too much for the post 911 world we live in...try this MM headline:


Theda quits job to become a motivational speaker

lmao!  that's a good one *looks around for Theda*

Jan 19 06 07:58 am Link

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Crazy Benny

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Jan 19 06 08:08 am Link

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bencook2

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Tucson, Arizona, US

IsabelAurora wrote:
Lol


Just practicing my skills as a broadcasting major wink  How'd I do? Do you like my headline?

add:

and the smoke from the fire is said to cause cancer in children.  Film at 11.

Jan 19 06 11:55 am Link

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Glamour Boulevard

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Sacramento, California, US

-tosses a flash bang into the center of the room and runs-

Jan 19 06 12:49 pm Link

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kickfight

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Portland, Oregon, US

bencook2 wrote:
add:

and the smoke from the fire is said to cause cancer in children.  Film at 11.

So, we have:

"And later in the broadcast, exclusively on KOOK-TV, 666 at 6:

Raging Inferno Causes Evacuation At Pentagon! Is YOUR Child Next? What YOU need to know about the common household items that could put YOUR family at risk of evacuating flaming pentagons (sports guy, off-camera): Ow! that sounds painful! (ambient studio laughter)... when we return.

Sponsored by Verizon Wireless. Verizon Wireless... it's the Network!"

Jan 19 06 12:55 pm Link

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Ever Art

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Chicago, Illinois, US

Raging Inferno Causes Evacuation at the Pentagon....

Sources say the cause of the blaze was due to an old vehicle overloaded with flea market merchandise catching fire, by a traveling model who was also on a sightseeing medical trip, and had apparently fallen asleep while camping outside the Pentagon smoking a cigarette.....

Passersby report hearing the song Disco Inferno, became alarmed by thoughts of suspected terrorist activity, and called authorities, shortly before the vehicle burst into flames. The driver was yanked to safety by a good samaritan with one leg. The amazing feat was captured on film/video by a tourist Guy With A Cell Phone. The model and one legged man are now planning a drive thru wedding in Las Vegas. Stay tuned for latest developments. Exclusive Video at 9pm.

Jan 19 06 01:13 pm Link

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AllenA

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Jan 19 06 04:17 pm Link

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~*Isabel Aurora*~

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ART OF ARIANE wrote:
Raging Inferno Causes Evacuation at the Pentagon....

Sources say the cause of the blaze was due to an old vehicle overloaded with flea market merchandise catching fire, by a traveling model who was also on a sightseeing medical trip, and had apparently fallen asleep while camping outside the Pentagon smoking a cigarette.....

Passersby report hearing the song Disco Inferno, became alarmed by thoughts of suspected terrorist activity, and called authorities, shortly before the vehicle burst into flames. The driver was yanked to safety by a good samaritan with one leg. The amazing feat was captured on film/video by a tourist Guy With A Cell Phone. The model and one legged man are now planning a drive thru wedding in Las Vegas. Stay tuned for latest developments. Exclusive Video at 9pm.

*sighs* ahhh memories

haha that's funny!

Jan 19 06 04:30 pm Link

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Brian Diaz

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Danbury, Connecticut, US

"Causes" is a bit weak.  Try "sparks".

wink

Jan 19 06 04:41 pm Link

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kickfight

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Portland, Oregon, US

Brian Diaz wrote:
"Causes" is a bit weak.  Try "sparks".

wink

Oy... too punny! smile

Jan 19 06 05:37 pm Link