Photographer
nevar
Posts: 14670
Fort Smith, Arkansas, US
How you ladies do it.
I accidently walked into a ladies restroom today.
Beyond the door, tall blue stalls lined the wall... They loomed over me.
My claustrophobia mounted up into my throat, I felt the vertigo and illness swarm over me...
I escaped into the comfort of the mens room.
I am so glad that I am not a woman.
Model
Kelli
Posts: 24529
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
That is what bothered you about a woman's washroom? Wow, you didn't step in very far. lol 
Photographer
ghp
Posts: 23591
ARIVACA, Arizona, US
How do you stand inches from another dood, whip it out and pee while holding a conversation?
HUH HUH?
Model
immateria
Posts: 15446
Brooklyn, New York, US
Ginger H wrote:
How do you stand inches from another dood, whip it out and pee while holding a conversation?
HUH HUH? Srsly.
Photographer
nevar
Posts: 14670
Fort Smith, Arkansas, US
Umm.... Guys don't talk in the bathroom.
Model
CagedGypsy
Posts: 23953
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, US
ravens laughter wrote:
Umm.... Guys don't talk in the bathroom. They do all the time in the movies and sometimes they beat each other up.
Look what these drunk guys are doing in this bathroom.......... (gross) I have actually seen a men's bathroom that used these types of urinals before.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zWexTGGtv5U
Photographer
Iris Takes Pictures II
Posts: 4961
Palm Springs, California, US
I'm not sure that I could sit right next to another girl peeing and not giggle. How do you guys do it (minus the sitting part)?
Model
immateria
Posts: 15446
Brooklyn, New York, US
CagedGypsy wrote:
They do all the time in the movies and sometimes they beat each other up.
Look what these drunk guys are doing in this bathroom.......... (gross) I have actually seen a men's bathroom that used these types of urinals before.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zWexTGGtv5U Ew.
Photographer
ghp
Posts: 23591
ARIVACA, Arizona, US
Non Toxic Photography wrote:
I'm not sure that I could sit right next to another girl peeing and not giggle. How do you guys do it (minus the sitting part)? 
Photographer
nevar
Posts: 14670
Fort Smith, Arkansas, US
Oh... And when it comes to whipping it out, its not time to be talking.....
Photographer
Becks
Posts: 31817
Rochester, New York, US
ravens laughter wrote:
How you ladies do it.
I accidently walked into a ladies restroom today.
Beyond the door, tall blue stalls lined the wall... They loomed over me.
My claustrophobia mounted up into my throat, I felt the vertigo and illness swarm over me...
I escaped into the comfort of the mens room.
I am so glad that I am not a woman. I have a friend that once walked into a public restroom and at the sink there was someone with really short hair and male features, so she goes "Oh! I'm sorry, I thought this was the ladies room!" And the other person was like "...It is" The other person was a chick.
It was funnier when I heard it the first time 
*shuts up*
Photographer
ghp
Posts: 23591
ARIVACA, Arizona, US
ravens laughter wrote:
Oh... And when it comes to whipping it out, its not time to be talking..... question
when you are standing there, doin your thing, do you rock forwards the back slowly or is that just another Hollywood stunt?
Model
CagedGypsy
Posts: 23953
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, US
Ginger H wrote:
question
when you are standing there, doin your thing, do you rock forwards the back slowly or is that just another Hollywood stunt?
I was always curious about that too
Model
Kelli
Posts: 24529
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Photos By Becks wrote:
I have a friend that once walked into a public restroom and at the sink there was someone with really short hair and male features, so she goes "Oh! I'm sorry, I thought this was the ladies room!" And the other person was like "...It is" The other person was a chick.
It was funnier when I heard it the first time
*shuts up* LOL My step-sister always gets kicked out of women's washrooms by security.
Photographer
Becks
Posts: 31817
Rochester, New York, US
Kelli wrote:
LOL My step-sister always gets kicked out of women's washrooms by security. LOL that's awful
Photographer
Art Of Imaging
Posts: 13136
Brooklyn, New York, US
Ginger H wrote:
How do you stand inches from another dood, whip it out and pee while holding a conversation?
HUH HUH? well we normally talk about having a sword fight
for us men, bathroom is a fencing sport or an ancient sword fight, you ladies do not have bathroom sports like that.
Model
Kelli
Posts: 24529
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Photos By Becks wrote:
LOL that's awful I know a straight woman who had a crush on her. She thought she was a cute guy. lol
Model
Kelli
Posts: 24529
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Craziest Benny wrote:
well we normally talk about having a sword fight
for us men, bathroom is a fencing sport or an ancient sword fight, you ladies do not have bathroom sports like that. You could not handle the washroom sports that generally take place in women's public washrooms.
Photographer
ghp
Posts: 23591
ARIVACA, Arizona, US
Craziest Benny wrote:
well we normally talk about having a sword fight
for us men, bathroom is a fencing sport or an ancient sword fight, you ladies do not have bathroom sports like that. The head to toe silent negative judgement is sport enough.
Photographer
Art Of Imaging
Posts: 13136
Brooklyn, New York, US
CagedGypsy wrote:
I was always curious about that too nah i just hang out
Photographer
Becks
Posts: 31817
Rochester, New York, US
Craziest Benny wrote:
well we normally talk about having a sword fight
for us men, bathroom is a fencing sport or an ancient sword fight, you ladies do not have bathroom sports like that.
thanks, benny.
now I have the image of two dudes smacking each other with their wood.
Photographer
Art Of Imaging
Posts: 13136
Brooklyn, New York, US
Kelli wrote:
You could not handle the washroom sports that generally take place in women's public washrooms. does it have anything to do with shooting ping pong balls?
Photographer
Jason Haven
Posts: 38381
Washington, District of Columbia, US
ravens laughter wrote:
Umm.... Guys don't talk in the bathroom. Unless you feel like embarrassing a friend.
Say really loudly.
"Wow, nice dick!"
Photographer
Becks
Posts: 31817
Rochester, New York, US
Kelli wrote:
I know a straight woman who had a crush on her. She thought she was a cute guy. lol I've been thought retarded before and i've also been told i look older than my age, but i've never been thought a guy.
I has boobs!
Photographer
Art Of Imaging
Posts: 13136
Brooklyn, New York, US
Photos By Becks wrote:
thanks, benny.
now I have the image of two dudes smacking each other with their wood. sword! not wood, that would be wrong
Photographer
Becks
Posts: 31817
Rochester, New York, US
Craziest Benny wrote:
sword! not wood, that would be wrong well, when you mention "sword" fighting...in a male restroom...
Photographer
Art Of Imaging
Posts: 13136
Brooklyn, New York, US
Photos By Becks wrote:
well, when you mention "sword" fighting...in a male restroom...
yes swords, we have swords in the restrooms, not wood 
Photographer
Jason Haven
Posts: 38381
Washington, District of Columbia, US
Craziest Benny wrote:
yes swords, we have swords in the restrooms, not wood Well some of the older cities, have wooden swords. You know, before metal was invented.
Maybe that's where she is confused.
Photographer
Becks
Posts: 31817
Rochester, New York, US
Craziest Benny wrote:
yes swords, we have swords in the restrooms, not wood what kind of swords?
Photographer
nevar
Posts: 14670
Fort Smith, Arkansas, US
You totally don't rock forward, else you get splashback on your pants.... But sadly my days at the urinal are over. My peircing doesnts let me go potty like a real man any more.
Model
Kelli
Posts: 24529
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Craziest Benny wrote:
does it have anything to do with shooting ping pong balls? Nu-uh.
Photographer
Becks
Posts: 31817
Rochester, New York, US
ravens laughter wrote:
You totally don't rock forward, else you get splashback on your pants.... But sadly my days at the urinal are over. My peircing doesnts let me go potty like a real man any more. 
Photographer
ghp
Posts: 23591
ARIVACA, Arizona, US
ravens laughter wrote:
You totally don't rock forward, else you get splashback on your pants.... But sadly my days at the urinal are over. My peircing doesnts let me go potty like a real man any more.
My friend Jason says the same thing. If his peircing is not in, he pees sideways.
Model
Elle
Posts: 16462
Marshfield, Wisconsin, US
ravens laughter wrote:
You totally don't rock forward, else you get splashback on your pants.... But sadly my days at the urinal are over. My peircing doesnts let me go potty like a real man any more. ROFL niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
im trying to teach my 3 year old to pee sitting down again...he doesnt pay attention and keeps missing the toilet lol its like a 7-11 bathroom when he's done
Photographer
Art Of Imaging
Posts: 13136
Brooklyn, New York, US
-ASYLUM- wrote:
Well some of the older cities, have wooden swords. You know, before metal was invented.
Maybe that's where she is confused. are you challenging me to a bathroom sword fight?
WHIPS OUT SWORD!
Photographer
Art Of Imaging
Posts: 13136
Brooklyn, New York, US
Kelli wrote:
Nu-uh. so what are these games you speak of?
Photographer
Becks
Posts: 31817
Rochester, New York, US
Craziest Benny wrote:
are you challenging me to a bathroom sword fight?
WHIPS OUT SWORD! *watches*
Photographer
Art Of Imaging
Posts: 13136
Brooklyn, New York, US
Photos By Becks wrote:
what kind of swords? oh you know the kind
Photographer
Art Of Imaging
Posts: 13136
Brooklyn, New York, US
Photos By Becks wrote:
*watches* we know you like to watch
Model
Kelli
Posts: 24529
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Craziest Benny wrote:
so what are these games you speak of? They are vile and will turn any straight man gay!
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