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DivaEroticus

Posts: 14720

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

To the 21st century.

I just ordered my new phone.  The HTC 8x.  Yes, it's a smartphone.  This will be a first, for me, after six years of having a Razr flip phone, which I got in December of 2006.

It's so pretty.  It's very slim, and it's the loveliest shade of blue.  And it was a penny.  One cent.  ONE FUCKING CENT!

big_smile

Dec 06 12 05:16 pm Link

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Sha-Lynne

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Las Vegas, Nevada, US

My little girl's all grow'd up!

Dec 06 12 05:21 pm Link

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DivaEroticus

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Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Sha-Lynne wrote:
My little girl's all grow'd up!

:dances around:  big_smile

It's this!

http://www.amazon.com/HTC-Windows-Phone … rds=htc+8x

Dec 06 12 05:23 pm Link

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DivaEroticus

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Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

And did I mention it's blue?  The prettiest blue you ever did see!  Blue is my favorite color. tongue

Dec 06 12 05:25 pm Link

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Sha-Lynne

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DivaEroticus wrote:

:dances around:  big_smile

It's this!

http://www.amazon.com/HTC-Windows-Phone … rds=htc+8x

It looks all fancy schmancy smile

Dec 06 12 05:26 pm Link

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scrymettet

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Quebec, Quebec, Canada

where do I get a fucking cent ?

it would be nice to have some action in my pants tongue

Dec 06 12 05:28 pm Link

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DivaEroticus

Posts: 14720

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Sha-Lynne wrote:

It looks all fancy schmancy smile

inorite??  I'm going to be like...a real phowner!

Dec 06 12 05:29 pm Link

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DivaEroticus

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Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

scrymettet wrote:
where do I get a fucking cent ?

it would be nice to have some action in my pants tongue

I'm not wearing any, and I STILL don't get any action.  sad

Dec 06 12 05:30 pm Link

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Sha-Lynne

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DivaEroticus wrote:

inorite??  I'm going to be like...a real phowner!

LoL you already have rule one of texting down:  "w"'s are your friend  wink

Dec 06 12 05:31 pm Link

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scrymettet

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Quebec, Quebec, Canada

DivaEroticus wrote:

I'm not wearing any, and I STILL don't get any action.  sad

but you spent your fucking cent

chocolate ?

Dec 06 12 05:31 pm Link

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DivaEroticus

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Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

scrymettet wrote:

but you spent your fucking cent

chocolate ?

I spent a penny, yes.

Bacon, no chocolate.  And a penny.

GIVE ME MY GODDAMNED PENNY!  And bacon.  tongue

Dec 06 12 05:33 pm Link

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DivaEroticus

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Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Sha-Lynne wrote:

LoL you already have rule one of texting down:  "w"'s are your friend  wink

LOL...well, I DO text, you know.  I'm not a complete dinosaur!

Plus...

Phone + Owner = Phowner.  tongue

Dec 06 12 05:34 pm Link

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scrymettet

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Quebec, Quebec, Canada

DivaEroticus wrote:
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Bacon, no chocolate. ...

Does not compute

Dec 06 12 05:37 pm Link

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DivaEroticus

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Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

scrymettet wrote:

Does not compute

SALT AND GREASE, MUTHAFUCKAH!

Dec 06 12 05:38 pm Link

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Sha-Lynne

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DivaEroticus wrote:

LOL...well, I DO text, you know.  I'm not a complete dinosaur!

Plus...

Phone + Owner = Phowner.  tongue

Aaaah

Dec 06 12 05:41 pm Link

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scrymettet

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Quebec, Quebec, Canada

DivaEroticus wrote:

SALT AND GREASE, MUTHAFUCKAH!

yup
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chocolate

Dec 06 12 05:48 pm Link

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Damon Banner

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next thing you know, you'll be shooting homemade "videos" with that phone.

Dec 06 12 08:51 pm Link

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BlueMoonPics

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New York, New York, US

DivaEroticus wrote:

I'm not wearing any, and I STILL don't get any action.  sad

How is someone supposed to get in your pants when you're not wearing any. hmm

Dec 06 12 09:00 pm Link

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DivaEroticus

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Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Damon Banner wrote:
next thing you know, you'll be shooting homemade "videos" with that phone.

:winknodwink:

Dec 06 12 09:09 pm Link

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DivaEroticus

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Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

BlueMoonPics wrote:

How is someone supposed to get in your pants when you're not wearing any. hmm

Faster?  tongue

Dec 06 12 09:19 pm Link

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DivaEroticus

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Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

My phone shipped yesterday!  w00t!

It'll be here Monday!

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121112174032/glee/images/7/7b/Happy_dance.gif

Dec 08 12 05:49 am Link

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scrymettet

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Quebec, Quebec, Canada

*starts practicing intelligent breathing*

Dec 08 12 06:10 am Link

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DivaEroticus

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Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

scrymettet wrote:
*starts practicing intelligent breathing*

:nodding: better get it right or I'm hanging up on you!

Dec 08 12 07:06 am Link

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scrymettet

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Quebec, Quebec, Canada

DivaEroticus wrote:

:nodding: better get it right or I'm hanging up on you!

there is an app for  that

Dec 08 12 07:08 am Link

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DivaEroticus

Posts: 14720

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

scrymettet wrote:

there is an app for  that

lol

Dec 08 12 07:11 am Link