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EvaScarlet

Posts: 6250

Los Angeles, California, US

A Craigslist ad so brilliant and poetic, I thought it a crime to keep it to myself...

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Everyday looks, any heigts for national. CK jeans of calvin klein sks; Only new just hiting the ad curcuits. Large corporate casting svc studying mature gals images. Excepting All 28 plus Matured/Older a plus.. No professional models. Do you have a look that shows your desire when seeing a guy in really nice, well fitted jeans? Not the kind that cover him up but the opposite. The jeans that are very tight that shape the guys basket. You will be wearing a summer dress. We want dominate ladies who take the initative over guys.. Any age over 30 matured, assertively bold to a guy yet who is very much physically forward a talk toucher always feeling those jeans laying her hand upon his inner upper thigh as she talks to him eyeing his form/shape below the belt as the jeans shape his basket. Your hands will feel him there all day...Pay is; $700. each day to start. This job is more permanent as a spokesmodel-partner.
This promo wants to show that women are more as leaders, stronger or as domiinate as men in the world especially buisness.. Send any type photo, phone using this in subject line--; Obessed Gal to Jeans/Maria, Shanon reviewers.

Feb 01 13 01:48 pm Link

Photographer

Marc Damon

Posts: 6562

Biloxi, Mississippi, US

There is so much fail in that CL post it's hard (pun intended) not to just...
http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/pizza-fail.jpg

Feb 01 13 02:06 pm Link

Photographer

ChrisFischerPhotography

Posts: 852

Otsego, Minnesota, US

Um... huh?

Feb 01 13 02:55 pm Link

Photographer

Tonic Dog Studios

Posts: 12527

Minneapolis, Minnesota, US

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/009/832/dafuq-did-i-just-read-meme.jpg

Feb 01 13 03:30 pm Link

Photographer

kickfight

Posts: 29697

Portland, Oregon, US

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpdo5bMb8k1qh8505.png

Feb 01 13 03:43 pm Link

Photographer

Laurence Moan

Posts: 7806

Huntington Beach, California, US

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Scary/freak-in-tight-jeans-shorts.jpg

Feb 01 13 04:45 pm Link

Model

EvaScarlet

Posts: 6250

Los Angeles, California, US

Laurence Moan wrote:
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Scary/freak-in-tight-jeans-shorts.jpg

Thank God this isn't a picture of the front...

Feb 02 13 01:42 pm Link

Photographer

KonstantKarma

Posts: 2513

Greenville, South Carolina, US

I don't even know.

Feb 03 13 06:25 am Link