Alannah Jones Styling wrote:
completely happy

Switch lives with Courtney Stodden or Farrah Abrams (from Teen Mom)?

Who? Stodden sounds like a good name I'll go with that.

Watch the news on TV or be there to wittiness it happening?

MesmerEyes Photography wrote:
Who? Stodden sounds like a good name I'll go with that.

Watch the news on TV or be there to wittiness it happening?

hmm watch news on telly..if I was there I would go ...were the announcer?

Your at home n you need to make a phone call on home line...you pick up the receiver n somehow there is a cross line ..it not just any cross line ..it's the White House n you hear the President talking ..you record the conversation..but  do you keep it for your own amusement ( or shock value) or do you leak it to the press. ?

Snowmonkey Design wrote:

hmm watch news on telly..if I was there I would go ...were the announcer?

Your at home n you need to make a phone call on home line...you pick up the receiver n somehow there is a cross line ..it not just any cross line ..it's the White House n you hear the President talking ..you record the conversation..but  do you keep it for your own amusement ( or shock value) or do you leak it to the press. ?

Chances are the NSA knows exactly what I did and what I have so whichever option wouldn't get me sent to prison or hung for treason is what I'd do.


Afternoon 20 min power nap. Sofa or bed?

Marc Damon wrote:
Chances are the NSA knows exactly what I did and what I have so whichever option wouldn't get me sent to prison or hung for treason is what I'd do.


Afternoon 20 min power nap. Sofa or bed?

hmm sofa...I frequently fall asleep on it.

New Year celebrations join a large crowd n get drunk or party with friends n get drunk

Snowmonkey Design wrote:

hmm sofa...I frequently fall asleep on it.

New Year celebrations join a large crowd n get drunk or party with friends n get drunk

Drunk with friends. Perfect night for strip poker!


Christmas presents: Open on 24th or 25th?

Marc Damon wrote:
Drunk with friends. Perfect night for strip poker!


Christmas presents: Open on 24th or 25th?

Christmas Day, the 25th.  That was the way my family did it.

You start a new job, and you have an office, a desk, and a swivel chair.  On your first day, do you try swiveling yourself around and around, just for fun?  Or do you refrain because it's not business-like?

Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote:
Christmas Day, the 25th.  That was the way my family did it.

You start a new job, and you have an office, a desk, and a swivel chair.  On your first day, do you try swiveling yourself around and around, just for fun?  Or do you refrain because it's not business-like?

Hmm ooh I swivel in the chair n play on electric pencil sharpener.

Your in a posh restaurant n your trying to impress a date..you have had a beautiful meal..the dessert arrives ..it is the best thing you have ever eaten..there is though some sauce n bits of the dessert left on the plate that your spoon will not pick up....so your mouth is still exploding with the taste of this dessert..you can't order another as that would be plain greedy. So do you lick you plate clean or suffer n maybe unimpressed your date..or suffer in silence.

Snowmonkey Design wrote:

Hmm ooh I swivel in the chair n play on electric pencil sharpener.

Your in a posh restaurant n your trying to impress a date..you have had a beautiful meal..the dessert arrives ..it is the best thing you have ever eaten..there is though some sauce n bits of the dessert left on the plate that your spoon will not pick up....so your mouth is still exploding with the taste of this dessert..you can't order another as that would be plain greedy. So do you lick you plate clean or suffer n maybe unimpressed your date..or suffer in silence.

I wouldn't lick the plate clean in a posh restaurant, especially if I'm trying to impress a date.  I'd work on steering my date back to her place or mine, and hope to get my "dessert" at that time. 

You are unarmed and locked in an arena.  Would you rather your opponent be a guy with a samurai sword, or a hungry tiger?

Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote:
I wouldn't lick the plate clean in a posh restaurant, especially if I'm trying to impress a date.  I'd work on steering my date back to her place or mine, and hope to get my "dessert" at that time. 

You are unarmed and locked in an arena.  Would you rather your opponent be a guy with a samurai sword, or a hungry tiger?

hmm, ha ha good one..oops I did once   ...Samurai sword would have my head of quicker than I could blink..but i'll opt for the Tiger n do my bit for conservation by been his/her din dins

hmm travel to the moon n find SWFA or explore the oceans deep  in a submersible n discover new n wonderful marine life.

Snowmonkey Design wrote:

hmm, ha ha good one..oops I did once   ...Samurai sword would have my head of quicker than I could blink..but i'll opt for the Tiger n do my bit for conservation by been his/her din dins

hmm travel to the moon n find SWFA or explore the oceans deep  in a submersible n discover new n wonderful marine life.

What's SWFA?

Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote:

What's SWFA?

hmm, I couldn't possibly say the real word i'd be brigged for months. ..but lets say Nada so pick the under water experience n find the largest great white shark or a Sperm whale devouring a colossal squid.

Snowmonkey Design wrote:

hmm, ha ha good one..oops I did once   ...Samurai sword would have my head of quicker than I could blink..but i'll opt for the Tiger n do my bit for conservation by been his/her din dins

hmm travel to the moon n find SWFA or explore the oceans deep  in a submersible n discover new n wonderful marine life.

http://swfa.com/

That would be a little weird but sure I'll go with that.

Alannah Jones Styling wrote:
Contact Marie Antoinette via Ouija Board and ask her any question or travel back in time to Ancient Egypt?

Time travel.

Travel back in time to listen to Mozart perform or meet Shakespeare and watch one of his plays?

MesmerEyes Photography wrote:

Snowmonkey Design wrote:
hmm, ha ha good one..oops I did once   ...Samurai sword would have my head of quicker than I could blink..but i'll opt for the Tiger n do my bit for conservation by been his/her din dins

hmm travel to the moon n find SWFA or explore the oceans deep  in a submersible n discover new n wonderful marine life.

http://swfa.com/

That would be a little weird but sure I'll go with that.


Time travel.

Travel back in time to listen to Mozart perform or meet Shakespeare and watch one of his plays?

Meet Shakespeare; I would satisfy going back in time and I'd converse with a brilliant poet.

Poet's Walk in Central Park or walking amongst the Redwoods in Northern California

Jules NYC wrote:

Meet Shakespeare; I would satisfy going back in time and I'd converse with a brilliant poet.

Poet's Walk in Central Park or walking amongst the Redwoods in Northern California

Already did the Redwoods so Poet's Walk in Central Park.

William Dofoe or Val Kilmer?

MesmerEyes Photography wrote:

Already did the Redwoods so Poet's Walk in Central Park.

William Dofoe or Val Kilmer?

Willem Dafoe! TMI, if I was a chick I would totally fuck Willem Dafoe. He's the coolest motherfucker. haha.

Beatles or Doors?

Wikkid Things wrote:

Willem Dafoe! TMI, if I was a chick I would totally fuck Willem Dafoe. He's the coolest motherfucker. haha.

Beatles or Doors?

Beatles

Find out your significant other is secretly a backpage escort or find out that one of your parents is sleeping with your best friend?

Alannah Jones Styling wrote:

Beatles

Find out your significant other is secretly a backpage escort or find out that one of your parents is sleeping with your best friend?

Parents sleeping with the best friend...my parents need to get laid

Be fat and ugly and rich or super hot and poor (not like homeless poor, living with your parents or in a shitty apartment and no money in the bank poor)

Cindy Lorraine wrote:

Parents sleeping with the best friend...my parents need to get laid

Be fat and ugly and rich or super hot and poor (not like homeless poor, living with your parents or in a shitty apartment and no money in the bank poor)

Super hot and poor.  The super hot don't stay poor long.

Have a pet rattlesnake or a pet camel?

Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote:

Super hot and poor.  The super hot don't stay poor long.

Have a pet rattlesnake or a pet camel?

a pet camel

Live in Beverly Hills or Newport Beach?

Alannah Jones Styling wrote:
a pet camel

Live in Beverly Hills or Newport Beach?

hmm, don't know either but i'll take Newport Beach, seems like they'd have a music festival or two.

Helping an old lady carry her shopping inside her home but then she beats you up or swimming in the amazon river n a fish goes up your private parts n you have to have it surgically removed.

Snowmonkey Design wrote:

hmm, don't know either but i'll take Newport Beach, seems like they'd have a music festival or two.

Helping an old lady carry her shopping inside her home but then she beats you up or swimming in the amazon river n a fish goes up your private parts n you have to have it surgically removed.

Gettin' beat by a grandma triggers some fond childhood memories, so I'll take that one  .  .  . 

Havin' "that" grandma be Ruth Buzzi, or Jonathan Winters in drag  .  .  . 

SOS

sospix wrote:

Gettin' beat by a grandma triggers some fond childhood memories, so I'll take that one  .  .  . 

Havin' "that" grandma be Ruth Buzzi, or Jonathan Winters in drag  .  .  . 

SOS

I'll take Jonathon for $12 please!


Better comic... Eddie Murphy or Richard Pryor?

Marc Damon wrote:
I'll take Jonathon for $12 please!


Better comic... Eddie Murphy or Richard Pryor?

hmm, Richard Pryor by a country mile...very intelligent comic n a ground breaker.......

hmm, snow fight with giant snowballs or pillow fight with giant pillows.

Snowmonkey Design wrote:

hmm, Richard Pryor by a country mile...very intelligent comic n a ground breaker.......

hmm, snow fight with giant snowballs or pillow fight with giant pillows.

Pillow fight.

Brunette model or blonde model?

KRISTEN MARIE wrote:
Pillow fight.

Brunette model or blonde model?

hmm brunette model

As much as you can eat pasta buffet or as much as you can eat indian buffet.

Snowmonkey Design wrote:

hmm brunette model

As much as you can eat pasta buffet or as much as you can eat indian buffet.

Indian Buffet.

City or Country?

Angelskaya wrote:
City!

Black Lingerie or White Lingerie?

Prefer white, but what really matters is who is wearing it. 

Life is like a box of chocolates.  Speaking of that, do you prefer a box of chocolates with a diagram telling you what each kind of chocolate is there, or no diagram, i.e., you'd rather be surprised.

KRISTEN MARIE wrote:
Id rather have a diagram and know, I'm picky with food!

Burger King or Mcdonalds?

Burger King

Come to work drunk or accidentally sext a coworker?

Alannah Jones Styling wrote:

Burger King

Come to work drunk or accidentally sext a coworker?

I'd rather come to work drunk.  I've never actually come to work drunk, but many times I and co-workers would go out for a lunch of hot sakes.  So, I know what working drunk is like.  Many jobs I've had, I could do as well drunk as sober. 

Be a stand-up comedian and do a gig and nobody laughs, or be a musician and do a gig and nobody applauds.

Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote:

I'd rather come to work drunk.  I've never actually come to work drunk, but many times I and co-workers would go out for a lunch of hot sakes.  So, I know what working drunk is like.  Many jobs I've had, I could do as well drunk as sober. 

Be a stand-up comedian and do a gig and nobody laughs, or be a musician and do a gig and nobody applauds.

Musician, at least then I can keep a playin' and the room won't go deadly silent  .  .  .   

Playin' the trumpet like Satchmo, or like Al Hirt  .  .  .

SOS

sospix wrote:

Musician, at least then I can keep a playin' and the room won't go deadly silent  .  .  .   

Playin' the trumpet like Satchmo, or like Al Hirt  .  .  .

SOS

hmm ooh playing the trumpet like Satchmo , love his playing.                                  

Ok which would you rather, your 8 yrs old now, n then you are suddenly flung back in time to 1935 ( there will be no return to present date) or you are 75 yrs old in 1935 n you are suddenly propelled into the future now ( with no return to your past) .

Snowmonkey Design wrote:

hmm ooh playing the trumpet like Satchmo , love his playing.                                  

Ok which would you rather, your 8 yrs old now, n then you are suddenly flung back in time to 1935 ( there will be no return to present date) or you are 75 yrs old in 1935 n you are suddenly propelled into the future now ( with no return to your past) .

Guess it would depend on where ya was gettin' flung to  .  .  .  prewar Europe in 1935 wouldn't be too much fun  .  .  .  so, I'll take 75 yearold flingin'  .  .  . 

Bein' the two "kids" who developed Snapchat, and takin' the 3B that Mr. Z is offerin'  .  .  .  OR, bein' them in 6 months if they don't  .  .  .

SOS

sospix wrote:
Guess it would depend on where ya was gettin' flung to  .  .  .  prewar Europe in 1935 wouldn't be too much fun  .  .  .  so, I'll take 75 yearold flingin'  .  .  . 

Bein' the two "kids" who developed Snapchat, and takin' the 3B that Mr. Z is offerin'  .  .  .  OR, bein' them in 6 months if they don't  .  .  .

SOS

hmm, well I don't really know what Snapchat is...but in the hope this will give them some karma...bein them in 6 months n they get  squat diddly

Shelling 3 large sacks of pea pods then washing peas n packing them...or putting ball bearings into 10,000 roller skates n then packing them.

Snowmonkey Design wrote:

hmm, well I don't really know what Snapchat is...but in the hope this will give them some karma...bein them in 6 months n they get  squat diddly

Shelling 3 large sacks of pea pods then washing peas n packing them...or putting ball bearings into 10,000 roller skates n then packing them.

I don't know which would be more onerous, so I'll pick packing the peas, pardner.

You're a model and you're offered a paid gig posing with a leopard.  The money is right, but you investigate and learn that the leopard went nuts during the last photoshoot, seized the model and seriously mauled her, clawing her face, and ending her model career, and nearly ending her life.  The rent is due, you're broke, and you need the gig.

Do you pose with the leopard, or say, "Uh...no, thanks."

Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote:

I don't know which would be more onerous, so I'll pick packing the peas, pardner.

You're a model and you're offered a paid gig posing with a leopard.  The money is right, but you investigate and learn that the leopard went nuts during the last photoshoot, seized the model and seriously mauled her, clawing her face, and ending her model career, and nearly ending her life.  The rent is due, you're broke, and you need the gig.

Do you pose with the leopard, or say, "Uh...no, thanks."

Bring on the Cat!


Vanilla sex or full blown BDSM?

Marc Damon wrote:

Bring on the Cat!



Vanilla sex or full blown BDSM?

With those choices, I'll take plain vanilla, please.

Halloween or Christmas?

Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote:
With those choices, I'll take plain vanilla, please.

Halloween or Christmas?

hmm humbug, Christmas.

Ok you owe money to a casino..the owner is a little old lady ..she says you can pay off the debt by either collecting the sperm of her male camels ( she has no gloves for you to wear) n then  manually inseminating the female camels..she has 50 camels of each..or clean her sewage farm for a day.