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Photographer

Virtual Studio

Posts: 6725

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Alabaster Crowley wrote:
hmm

You get HIV ONLY through contact with bodily fluids from an infected person.

Usually this is through unprotected anal sex (both homo or hetero), contaminated blood or if you're super unlucky vaginal or oral sex.

You can not get it through wallowing in garbage or sewage.

Jun 29 14 07:28 pm Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9777

Bellingham, Washington, US

J Jessica wrote:
How do I submit?
I have a few dozen awkward poses. big_smile

https://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn81/kipsie/awkward2_zpscf1ea534.jpg

Magnificent!!

Jun 29 14 07:35 pm Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9777

Bellingham, Washington, US

Virtual Studio wrote:

You get HIV ONLY through contact with bodily fluids from an infected person.

Usually this is through unprotected anal sex (both homo or hetero), contaminated blood or if you're super unlucky vaginal or oral sex.

You can not get it through wallowing in garbage or sewage.

You can also get it when your sarcasm meter needs calibration.

smile

Jun 29 14 07:35 pm Link

Body Painter

Monad Studios

Posts: 10131

Santa Rosa, California, US

Virtual Studio wrote:

You get HIV ONLY through contact with bodily fluids from an infected person.

Usually this is through unprotected anal sex (both homo or hetero), contaminated blood or if you're super unlucky vaginal or oral sex.

You can not get it through wallowing in garbage or sewage.

I thought it was very obvious that Alabaster was being sarcastic.

Jun 29 14 07:36 pm Link

Model

Miss Kitty Marie

Posts: 89

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Koryn wrote:
I call those "paid gigs."

There are some absolutely HORRIBLE pictures of me floating around the internet, but you know, I got paid for those and they've kept me fed and housed, so.... whatever...

+1

Jun 29 14 07:47 pm Link

Photographer

Virtual Studio

Posts: 6725

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Monad Studios wrote:

I thought it was very obvious that Alabaster was being sarcastic.

Shrug. Sarcasm doesn't carry on the internet.

I mean you weren't being serious were you?

Jun 29 14 07:49 pm Link

Model

Miss Kitty Marie

Posts: 89

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:

Puddles and trash. Exactly how you get HIV.

If they're filled with used junkie needles... Which from the looks of that area may be a very real concern.

Jun 29 14 07:50 pm Link

Photographer

Virtual Studio

Posts: 6725

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

B L ZeeBubb wrote:

You can also get it when your sarcasm meter needs calibration.

smile

If it was sarcasm then it was in stunningly bad taste.

A whole generation of people suffered discrimination and ostracism because of rumours of how HIV was transmitted. Some things simply aren't funny.

Jun 29 14 07:51 pm Link

Photographer

AJ_In_Atlanta

Posts: 13053

Atlanta, Georgia, US

Looked over the whole thing and still couldn't find any models and it was even mentioned in the title sad

Jun 29 14 07:51 pm Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9777

Bellingham, Washington, US

Virtual Studio wrote:

If it was sarcasm then it was in stunningly bad taste.

A whole generation of people suffered discrimination and ostracism because of rumours of how HIV was transmitted. Some things simply aren't funny.

If?

Stunningly?

neutral

Whatevs.

Jun 29 14 08:02 pm Link

Photographer

Virtual Studio

Posts: 6725

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

B L ZeeBubb wrote:

If?

Stunningly?

neutral

Whatevs.

Try to give people the benefit of the doubt.

Not knowing something is innocent and fixable. Making jokes about HIV/AIDS is culpable and borderline homophobic.

So we assume the nice.

Whatevs indeed.

Jun 29 14 08:14 pm Link

Model

Alabaster Crowley

Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

Virtual Studio wrote:
You get HIV ONLY through contact with bodily fluids from an infected person.

Usually this is through unprotected anal sex (both homo or hetero), contaminated blood or if you're super unlucky vaginal or oral sex.

You can not get it through wallowing in garbage or sewage.

Jesus Christ, dude. Tell that to the person I was being sarcastic to who I quoted.

Jun 29 14 08:22 pm Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9777

Bellingham, Washington, US

Virtual Studio wrote:

Try to give people the benefit of the doubt.

Not knowing something is innocent and fixable. Making jokes about HIV/AIDS is culpable and borderline homophobic.

So we assume the nice.

Whatevs indeed.

This was posted as a fun thread on a site called Model MAYHEM.

Some of us joke about EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING, myself included.

I lost a cousin and two good friends to HIV/AIDS, I lost several friends to drugs, guns, disease, death and stuff. I have another friend who has been HIV positive since 1998 and is doing better than anybody would have ever expected.

I am watching 2 friends go through the end game right now.

I moved home to take care of my dad, who died of Alzheimers.

Someday I will die and so will you.

None of this is pretty or fun, it just is.

If I can't make jokes or laugh at humor, however sick somebody else thinks it is, I might as well be dead already.

You cannot expect this place to bend to your will and accept your conditions, it will only make you unhappy.

Let it go, I already did until you felt the need to go on and on.

Peace to you and laughter.

smile

Jun 29 14 08:23 pm Link

Photographer

Virtual Studio

Posts: 6725

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Alabaster Crowley wrote:

Jesus Christ, dude. Tell that to the person I was being sarcastic to who I quoted.

Perhaps you might like to.

Rather than turning it into a showcase for your elevated sarcastic wit.

Jun 29 14 08:24 pm Link

Model

Alabaster Crowley

Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

Virtual Studio wrote:

Perhaps you might like to.

Rather than turning it into a showcase for your elevated sarcastic wit.

roll

So about those awkward poses...

Jun 29 14 08:25 pm Link

Photographer

Virtual Studio

Posts: 6725

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

B L ZeeBubb wrote:

This was posted as a fun thread on a site called Model MAYHEM.

Some of us joke about EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING, myself included.

I lost a cousin and two good friends to HIV/AIDS, I lost several friends to drugs, guns, disease, death and stuff. I have another friend who has been HIV positive since 1998 and is doing better than anybody would have ever expected.

I am watching 2 friends go through the end game right now.

I moved home to take care of my dad, who died of Alzheimers.

Someday I will die and so will you.

None of this is pretty or fun, it just is.

If I can't make jokes or laugh at humor, however sick somebody else thinks it is, I might as well be dead already.

You cannot expect this place to bend to your will and accept your conditions, it will only make you unhappy.

Let it go, I already did until you felt the need to go on and on.

Peace to you and laughter.

smile

Perhaps you need to reflect of the effect of your humour on others.

Jun 29 14 08:25 pm Link

Photographer

Patrick Walberg

Posts: 45198

San Juan Bautista, California, US

Does this thread even belong in General Industry?   Started out as a light, fun thread about "awkward poses" then becomes about HIV/AIDS?   That is quite a leap!  I guess modeling is really that dangerous though?

Jun 29 14 08:27 pm Link

Model

Miss Kitty Marie

Posts: 89

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Every time people argue about topic-unrelated things on the internet a model makes this pose.
https://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/model-awkward-18.jpg

and this one

https://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/model-awkward-9.jpg

Jun 29 14 08:55 pm Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9777

Bellingham, Washington, US

Virtual Studio wrote:

Perhaps you need to reflect of the effect of your humour on others.

Perhaps I have, many times.

The obvious conclusion is that everything is funny.

Especially humourless people.

Jun 29 14 09:01 pm Link

Photographer

Virtual Studio

Posts: 6725

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

B L ZeeBubb wrote:

Perhaps I have, many times.

The obvious conclusion is that everything is funny.

Especially humourless people.

OK - but that's Trolling. And against the rules here.

Jun 29 14 09:12 pm Link

Model

Alabaster Crowley

Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:
So about those awkward poses...

Jun 29 14 09:13 pm Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9777

Bellingham, Washington, US

Virtual Studio wrote:

OK - but that's Trolling. And against the rules here.

Splendid.

After you get all the people who are trolling brigged you can have this lovely place all to yourself. That will be wonderful since you seem to be the only person you get along with.

Jun 29 14 09:20 pm Link

Photographer

Rik Williams

Posts: 4005

Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

Virtual Studio wrote:

OK - but that's Trolling. And against the rules here.

Good onya, you win the internet.


Back to our regularly scheduled program...

Awkward!

https://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/awkward-model-poses/models-1.jpg

Jun 30 14 04:21 am Link

Model

Miss Kitty Marie

Posts: 89

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Rik Williams wrote:
https://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/awkward-model-poses/models-1.jpg

Yikes!!  It looks like her head is going to fall off.

Jun 30 14 04:56 am Link

Model

Gelsen Aripia

Posts: 1407

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

AJScalzitti wrote:
Looked over the whole thing and still couldn't find any models and it was even mentioned in the title sad

Because the only type of model is the agency standard model.....................

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Jun 30 14 05:43 am Link

Photographer

udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

Bobby C wrote:
You are missing the point, Udor. This is a critique of the degradation of infrastructure in the world. Don't ya get it ? big_smile

http://yareah.com/wp-content/uploads/20 … Urbain.jpg
That's supposed to be a woman washing clothes in a puddle by an "Award winning photograper".

Oh... roll  Duh!!! facepalm   I am so dense sometimes... LOL

Jun 30 14 07:41 am Link

Photographer

udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

AJScalzitti wrote:
Looked over the whole thing and still couldn't find any models and it was even mentioned in the title sad

I do have to disagree AJ!

Besides that a tad awkward pose... I think that this woman is an actual fashion model:

https://cdn.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/model8.jpg

Btw., I actually think that I recognize this location. It's in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, close to the ramp to the Williamsburg bridge to Manhattan.  smile

Jun 30 14 07:43 am Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

https://www.jayleavitt.com/links/guide_forum_llama.gif

Okay, kids.

*clears throat*

Enough bickering!!

Let's get back to being silly, and talking about bad photos, mmmmkay?

Jun 30 14 09:01 am Link

Photographer

Silver Mirage

Posts: 1585

Plainview, Texas, US

You can't just blame the models - there was a photographer who thought it was a good idea and pushed the button. Hell, it may have been the photographer who directed and set up that pose or setting.

Jun 30 14 09:25 am Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

J Jessica wrote:
How do I submit?
I have a few dozen awkward poses. big_smile

https://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn81/kipsie/awkward2_zpscf1ea534.jpg

This is beautiful. Never, ever throw it away. I have a similar photo somewhere l, with a hand growing out of the back of my neck. I'll find and post it later tonight when I'm not having to use the phone. It's on my laptop somewhere.

Jun 30 14 09:28 am Link

Photographer

Modelphilia

Posts: 1003

Hilo, Hawaii, US

I think that a lot of those in the original link may have been *intended* to look awkward, as a mockery of modeling & fashion, since the photography is often otherwise pretty decently shot.

Jun 30 14 04:19 pm Link

Photographer

AJ_In_Atlanta

Posts: 13053

Atlanta, Georgia, US

udor wrote:
I do have to disagree AJ!

Besides that a tad awkward pose... I think that this woman is an actual fashion model:

https://cdn.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/model8.jpg

Btw., I actually think that I recognize this location. It's in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, close to the ramp to the Williamsburg bridge to Manhattan.  smile

I actually missed that one, it was getting painful to look at them.  Still WTH is she doing?

Eugenya wrote:

Because the only type of model is the agency standard model.....................

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.....

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No.  You have standard, plus, petite, lifestyle, etc.  None of them should do those poses and all have a special something that makes them a model.

Jun 30 14 04:28 pm Link

Photographer

udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

AJScalzitti wrote:
I actually missed that one, it was getting painful to look at them.  Still WTH is she doing?

Well.. AJ... THAT is a question I can not answer... maybe that's from the cutting room floor... evilgrin

Jun 30 14 04:38 pm Link

Model

Nym Faea

Posts: 650

San Francisco, California, US

udor wrote:
I do have to disagree AJ!

Besides that a tad awkward pose... I think that this woman is an actual fashion model:

https://cdn.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/model8.jpg

Btw., I actually think that I recognize this location. It's in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, close to the ramp to the Williamsburg bridge to Manhattan.  smile

That reminds me of the 'ballet dancers doing ordinary activities' series that was hyped up a little while ago. Seriously, look at her back foot, that's a dancer's arch and no mistake.

Pulling off awkward poses is one of the most difficult things in modeling.

Jun 30 14 04:38 pm Link

Photographer

Modelphilia

Posts: 1003

Hilo, Hawaii, US

NYMPH wrote:
. . . look at her back foot, that's a dancer's arch and no mistake.

Pulling off awkward poses is one of the most difficult things in modeling.

Ergo, my previous comment that I think a lot of the original-link's photos, and the one you refer to as well, may have been *staged to look awkward* –intentionally, and perhaps for the purposes of making an industry commentary.

[Hi Nymph! That TF/Hosting offer awaits your return to the islands!]

Jun 30 14 08:28 pm Link