Paolo Diavolo wrote:
I've been contacted by a photographer who wants to take video and photos of me eating grapes.
I dont have experience with this.
Should I do it anyways for the cash?
What would you make of that?




/parody

Grape jokes are never funny.

Monad Studios wrote:
Grape jokes are never funny.

even if its simulated grape?

Paolo Diavolo wrote:

even if its simulated grape?

Simulated grape perpetuates grape culture.

Paolo Diavolo wrote:

even if its simulated grape?

Only a disrespectful lout would pretend to force themselves on an innocent little grape.

Even if it's a movie, the grape still said no.

Shadow Dancer wrote:
Only a disrespectful lout would pretend to force themselves on an innocent little grape.

Even if it's a movie, the grape still said no.

LOL!
I don't understand the definition of grape or boundaries duh!
If the grape didnt want it, why was it all up in a bunch of other grapes bumpin and grindin?

Paolo Diavolo wrote:

LOL!
I don't understand the definition of grape or boundaries.
If the grape didnt want it, why was it all up in a bunch of other grapes bumpin and grindin?

That is because grapes are just whores and prostitutes. Hopefully they will use the money to learn modeling at a reputable modeling school like John Roberts or Barbizon or something. Then they can comport themselves in a dignified manner, with their head held high.

CamelliaFlower wrote:
But you've been in a modeling slump lately Paulo! Are you sure you won't eat some grapes just this once now that all the mannequin modeling jobs aren't coming your way anymore?

maybe i will eat just a few grapes, but im not some cheap prostitute! im a classy whore! and dont you forget it.

Jim Shibley wrote:
Them grapes was sour.

DAMN I can't believe I didn't think of this pun, Touche.

Paolo Diavolo wrote:

maybe i will eat just a few grapes, but im not some cheap prostitute! im a classy whore! and dont you forget it.

Foof, only difference is the price. I feel so Un-PC with all the grape-shaming that is going on all up in this thread.

I blame everybody else!!!!

Shadow Dancer wrote:
Foof, only difference is the price. I feel so Un-PC with all the grape-shaming that is going on all up in this thread.

I blame everybody else!!!!

You gonna show us your grapes of wrath?

CamelliaFlower wrote:
You gonna show us your grapes of wrath?

I'll show you my grapes, but only if you take me out for a drink first.
It will be (consensual) date grape!

CamelliaFlower wrote:

You gonna show us your grapes of wrath?

"I hear ya kin pick the arrh-njez right of'n the trees out there in Califurnya"