I call them up.

I say "Why didn't you do this and that?"

They say "Don't gotta and ain't gonna."

I say "Then I ain't gonna neither."

They say "You can't do that!"

I say "Already didn't."

So dramatical, must post on MM so everybody gets upset just like me.

can't read read this right now, I've got calls and emails to ignore

Now I'm upset. Just like you.