Lotus Photography wrote:
take the seat off a bicycle, put rocks in the tires, profit

What are you, some sort of scientist?

W.G. Rowland wrote:
My ex just moved out.. My house is empty (cept for bugs and the occasional mouse).. And I can't pay my bills..

You really think a sybian is going to stop me from being batshit?

This is me.. Has been for all the time I've been here.. Will continue to be..  When did a woman's sex toy become the cure?

Hell, even getting laid didn't do anything.

Bill, you should be happy.

Mike Carroll wrote:

Bill, you should be happy.

W.G. Rowland wrote:

*slaps knee*

Photo- op wrote:
Let me get out my Edmund Scientific Catalogs and see what I can come up with.

When you leaving?

Beatbox Jeebus v2 wrote:

When you leaving?

tomorrow

Photo- op wrote:

tomorrow

Sweet!

Beatbox Jeebus v2 wrote:

Sweet!

hijacker!

Mike Carroll wrote:

hijacker!

and?

Beatbox Jeebus v2 wrote:

and?

how!

W.G. Rowland wrote:
Hell, even getting laid didn't do anything.

Mike Carroll wrote:

how!

You are totally like this IRL aren't you?

Beatbox Jeebus v2 wrote:

You are totally like this IRL aren't you?

why?

Mike Carroll wrote:

why?

Thats all I needed.

Beatbox Jeebus v2 wrote:

Thats all I needed.

for what?

Photo- op wrote:
Let me get out my Edmund Scientific Catalogs and see what I can come up with.

We're drinking beer, are we not..

There's a day in October I will be smiling..

My emo days are because no one's around.. And I've still got a buttload of work ahead of me before I could even stomach having anyone over..

It'll pass..

But when it's this quiet you go a little freakin stir crazy.. And since I'm on a budget until I get the roommate/editing sitch worked out..  I can't really afford to go out either..

So it's been work, home, clean, mice, bugs, work, home, clean, mice, bugs....

At this point the place is excavated.. Next week it'll be cleaned.. Pest control's coming in to do the shit I couldn't do before because I had a dog.. I JUST finally got the sink and toilet in the front bathroom fixed/replaced today..   Paint and blinds will be not long after that..

So.. In two weeks I can start looking for the social life I was too ashamed to have because I lived with a pack rat who shared my name..

In the meantime.

God damn it's quiet..

Ironically, just got another person who wants to do the sybian shoot..

No funds.. But the models are flowing well enough..

W.G. Rowland wrote:
But the models are flowing well enough..

I hear that can be one of the effects of a sybian...

Zebadiah _MI wrote:

I hear that can be one of the effects of a sybian...

Why don't these wonderfully horrible jokes find their way to the blog.. LOL

W.G. Rowland wrote:

Why don't these wonderfully horrible jokes find their way to the blog.. LOL

Blog is for important stuff like... "Am I in? "

Blind Eye Photography wrote:
Well there are always power drills. Cordless under 100.00 bucks. it won't be in the shots you are trying to get by your description. no one would ever know......

Yes, Hilti makes an excellent hammer drill with any size bit, length and girth. Vibration speed can be controlled also.

Blind Eye Photography wrote:
Well there are always power drills. Cordless under 100.00 bucks. it won't be in the shots you are trying to get by your description. no one would ever know......

Bleh.. Once again the cart is ahead of the horse..  I'd pick up a Hitachi Magic Wand.. But can you imagine the model who agreed to be in a Sybian Portrait shoot when you point out you don't actually have a sybian..

Something about breach of trust I think.

Blind Eye Photography wrote:
Well there are always power drills. Cordless under 100.00 bucks. it won't be in the shots you are trying to get by your description. no one would ever know......

I was thinking more along the lines of one of those small steam engines and a western saddle

W.G. Rowland wrote:

Bleh.. Once again the cart is ahead of the horse..  I'd pick up a Hitachi Magic Wand.. But can you imagine the model who agreed to be in a Sybian Portrait shoot when you point out you don't actually have a sybian..

Something about breach of trust I think.

Use models of less intelligence, and poke the drill thru a saddle you can find in a junkyard.

W.G. Rowland wrote:

Bleh.. Once again the cart is ahead of the horse..  I'd pick up a Hitachi Magic Wand.. But can you imagine the model who agreed to be in a Sybian Portrait shoot when you point out you don't actually have a sybian..

Something about breach of trust I think.

Not if you explain the difficulties you have had trying to get the sybian prior to the shoot.

Photo- op wrote:

I was thinking more along the lines of one of those small steam engines and a western saddle

where there is a will, there is a way.

Mike Carroll wrote:
Submit your idea here, hopefully HE will accept it and get on with being himself again.

I have the real thing.

Mike Carroll wrote:
Hey Bill, was there ever a country named Sybia?

From the opening lines of the blog:

This is not a charity blog.

As far as I know Sybia is not a country in need of relief. This is a sybian (link to wikipedia). If you don't feel like following the link.. In short, it's a sexual aid.

Stephen Dawson wrote:

I have the real thing.

You've pointed that out.. You should do a shoot..

You probably shouldn't do a fund drive.

W.G. Rowland wrote:

You've pointed that out.. You should do a shoot..

You probably shouldn't do a fund drive.

I have done a few. Exclusive license.

Stephen Dawson wrote:

I have done a few. Exclusive license.

Great.

No clue what your point is.. But great!

Stephen Dawson wrote:

I have done a few. Exclusive license.

rides on the Sybian?=-)