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Becks

Posts: 31817

Rochester, New York, US

...My cat is so weird. She plays with my baby nephew's toys (nephew plays with her cat toys), she sits on command, and she has mad love for bread (she begs and begs), fruit, and...olives?? AND SHE LOVES ORANGES. CATS ARE SUPPOSED TO HATE CITRUS.

She sleeps UNDER her pet bed, and will walk around with it on her back like a pink little ninja.And ever since she was a baby, has done "invisible treadmill" on the glass back door.She also drinks out of the toilet but refuses to go anywhere near the tap.

Also, she gets hysterical if she doesn't see me or my mother every day. When my mom was in the hospital, she got so freaked out that we weren't there that she blew chunks all over the couch and then when I was at the house she refused to let me close my mom's bedroom door. O.o

My other cat is nothing particularly charming, just a big ball of black love. His only quirk is paper. From toilet paper to printer paper, but his all time favorite paper is shiny magazine paper. He goes nuts for it. It's his kitty heroin.

Anyone else have weird ass animals?

Nov 08 11 05:19 pm Link

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scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Becks wrote:
...My cat is so weird. ...
Anyone else have weird ass animals?

A new name for cats ?

Nov 08 11 05:22 pm Link

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Becks

Posts: 31817

Rochester, New York, US

scrymettet wrote:

A new name for cats ?

lol

Nov 08 11 08:06 pm Link

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MarieUndone

Posts: 1135

Hartselle, Alabama, US

my cat cleans my husbands head... only him and only his head lol it doesnt matter how long or clean/dirty his hair is either.

*edit*
Hai BECKS!! *WAVES*

Nov 08 11 08:11 pm Link

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Becks

Posts: 31817

Rochester, New York, US

MarieUndone wrote:
my cat cleans my husbands head... only him and only his head lol it doesnt matter how long or clean/dirty his hair is either.

*edit*
Hai BECKS!! *WAVES*

lol sophia thinks my hair is an evil demon she must exorcise from my scalp

Nov 08 11 08:34 pm Link

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P I X I E

Posts: 35440

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Whenever me or my fiance or both of us get back to the apartment, my cat will do scratch scratch scratch on the carpet or my suitcase by the door. Like she's happy to see us. Once she did it on my jeans! lol

Nov 09 11 06:37 am Link

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Fergy

Posts: 22436

Fenton, Michigan, US

When the dogs are laying down, Piper is lazy and doesn't get up and move over to us.  She starts off by rolling over onto her back, then onto her other side. Then she will crawl over to us by pulling herself with her front paws.  Lazy bitch just won't get up. lol

She also picks up socks, undies or whatever she sees and brings it to people when they walk in the door.  Its like her gift for coming into her home. lol  She also doesn't care if they are dirty.  yikes

Nov 09 11 06:44 am Link

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Becks

Posts: 31817

Rochester, New York, US

mad I AM SO MAD AT MY BROTHER RIGHT NOW.

he let my elderly indoor only cat out his first week of being the degnerate loser on the living room couch (after he was told from day one that if he ever let our cats out in coyote country he was a dead man). He basically went 'oops' and went back to sleep until my mother came out and was like "are you cold" and he was like "oh, a little. oh, zeke ran out a little while ago".

We're extremely lucky to get him back (we live in a sprawling apartment complex in the mountains and we live where the apartments stop and the woods start-- we have coyotes and snakes and everything else that eats kitty cats whole).

And came out today to find out that we are once again extremely fortunate. mad He goes in and out of the deck all day long and despite being told about how one of my cats got killed by a coyote the first week we moved in because the deck door doesn't close correctly, HE NEVER LOCKS IT SHUT.

And today it was half open.


*strangles*

Nov 09 11 06:51 am Link

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Becks

Posts: 31817

Rochester, New York, US

Fergy wrote:
When the dogs are laying down, Piper is lazy and doesn't get up and move over to us.  She starts off by rolling over onto her back, then onto her other side. Then she will crawl over to us by pulling herself with her front paws.  Lazy bitch just won't get up. lol

She also picks up socks, undies or whatever she sees and brings it to people when they walk in the door.  Its like her gift for coming into her home. lol  She also doesn't care if they are dirty.  yikes

lol!! That's hilarious. "HI HERE ARE YOUR DIRTY SOCKS MOM".

We have this cardboard box that has a lot of my nephew's toys in it, and Sophia will bring the soft ones to my door at night.

Nov 09 11 07:21 am Link

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Lumatic

Posts: 13750

Brooklyn, New York, US

My cat likes to me to spoon her in bed, but in a very particular way.  She has to be laying down by my stomach, facing my feet, and with my hand tucked under her, palm up.  So basically, I have to figure out how to sleep laying on my right side with my left hand wrapped around and under her. 

And she's very vocal about it until she gets me to do that.  lol



https://farm7.static.flickr.com/6042/6328723917_5e597428f0.jpg

Nov 09 11 08:51 am Link

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Compass Rose Studios

Posts: 15979

Portland, Oregon, US

Our kitty Samson loves to knock over glasses.  But only the ones with liquid in them.  He can tell the difference. 

He also loves to put his arm around one of our dogs, lily, and groom her....till eventually the grooming turns to little bites...and the little bites turn into bigger bites...and the claws come out and then the fur flies. 

He'll also stalk her and take her down the same way a lioness takes down its prey.  It's hilarious to watch. 

He far prefers water out of the tap.  LOVES ice cream but is lukewarm about milk. 

Goes into unarousably deep sleeps near our wood stove.  Will also go into these sleeps on my computer monitor and occasionally fall off. 

And loves plants.  Chomps on them every chance he gets.

Him and Lily sleeping together:

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb142/compassrosestudios/securedownload.jpg

Being mischievious

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb142/compassrosestudios/IMG_6593.jpg

Nov 09 11 09:02 am Link

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rhus

Posts: 1823

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

Loren Fiedler wrote:
My cat likes to me to spoon her in bed, but in a very particular way.  She has to be laying down by my stomach, facing my feet, and with my hand tucked under her, palm up.  So basically, I have to figure out how to sleep laying on my right side with my left hand wrapped around and under her. 

And she's very vocal about it until she gets me to do that.  lol



https://farm7.static.flickr.com/6042/6328723917_5e597428f0.jpg

Aww!  little spoon kitteh!

Nov 09 11 09:04 am Link

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Lumatic

Posts: 13750

Brooklyn, New York, US

rhus wrote:

Aww!  little spoon kitteh!

There's a person trapped in that cat's body, I swear.  wink

Nov 09 11 12:37 pm Link

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Orca Bay Images

Posts: 33877

Arcata, California, US

Becks wrote:
mad I AM SO MAD AT MY BROTHER RIGHT NOW.

he let my elderly indoor only cat out his first week of being the degnerate loser on the living room couch (after he was told from day one that if he ever let our cats out in coyote country he was a dead man). He basically went 'oops' and went back to sleep until my mother came out and was like "are you cold" and he was like "oh, a little. oh, zeke ran out a little while ago".

We're extremely lucky to get him back (we live in a sprawling apartment complex in the mountains and we live where the apartments stop and the woods start-- we have coyotes and snakes and everything else that eats kitty cats whole).

And came out today to find out that we are once again extremely fortunate. mad He goes in and out of the deck all day long and despite being told about how one of my cats got killed by a coyote the first week we moved in because the deck door doesn't close correctly, HE NEVER LOCKS IT SHUT.

And today it was half open.


*strangles*

Each time he leaves the door open: an ice-water wakeup.

Each time he gets a pet killed: a Louisville Slugger to the knees wakeup.

Or you could just kick his ass out onto the streets.

Nov 09 11 02:05 pm Link

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Compass Rose Studios

Posts: 15979

Portland, Oregon, US

Orca Bay Images wrote:
Each time he leaves the door open: an ice-water wakeup.

Each time he gets a pet killed: a Louisville Slugger to the knees wakeup.

Or you could just kick his ass out onto the streets.

Yeah, I rarely advocate violence at all...especially with family members.  But you threaten the safety of my animals - imma fuck you up.

Nov 09 11 02:40 pm Link

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Fergy

Posts: 22436

Fenton, Michigan, US

Compass Rose Studios wrote:
Our kitty Samson loves to knock over glasses.  But only the ones with liquid in them.  He can tell the difference. 

He also loves to put his arm around one of our dogs, lily, and groom her....till eventually the grooming turns to little bites...and the little bites turn into bigger bites...and the claws come out and then the fur flies. 

He'll also stalk her and take her down the same way a lioness takes down its prey.  It's hilarious to watch. 

He far prefers water out of the tap.  LOVES ice cream but is lukewarm about milk. 

Goes into unarousably deep sleeps near our wood stove.  Will also go into these sleeps on my computer monitor and occasionally fall off. 

And loves plants.  Chomps on them every chance he gets.

Him and Lily sleeping together:

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb142/compassrosestudios/securedownload.jpg

OMG!  So cute!  A frenchie with a kitty!!

Nov 09 11 03:29 pm Link

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Becks

Posts: 31817

Rochester, New York, US

*dies* TOO MUCH CUTE.

Nov 09 11 03:58 pm Link

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Deacon Blues

Posts: 26638

Belmont, North Carolina, US

OHAI becks !!!!!

Nov 09 11 03:59 pm Link

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Becks

Posts: 31817

Rochester, New York, US

Deacon Blues wrote:
OHAI becks !!!!!

OHAI DEAC.

Just got back in from the chiropractor to find all these replies O.O

Nov 09 11 04:02 pm Link

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Deacon Blues

Posts: 26638

Belmont, North Carolina, US

Becks wrote:

OHAI DEAC.

Just got back in from the chiropractor to find all these replies O.O

borat

Nov 09 11 04:03 pm Link