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Interesting Craig's List Postings
Sometimes checking out the listings in Craigslist for talent can be very interesting. Other than lots of porn casting calls, there are sometimes very funny postings that just make you laugh. I just saw a casting call for "a sexy female that can fart". It is a paying gig for a fetish video. Call me naive, but I didn't know there is a fetish for farting. There is also a post that offers to pay "$50 to lick yer shoes". It goes on to say "no funny business...females only". I hope I don't offend anyone, but paying someone to lick their shoes is funny business. Oh well, each to their own. There was also a casting call for someone to call the poster's boss and tell him what a great job the poster was doing and the pay was $5. I am curious what other interesting posts people have seen on Craig's List. Please share. Oct 06 12 10:15 pm Link You ain't never seen Cake Fart? Oct 06 12 10:16 pm Link link to the farting one please  Oct 06 12 10:17 pm Link Karl Blessing wrote: where did you read cake and fart in that paragraph? Oct 06 12 10:18 pm Link Gabrielle Heather wrote: Sorry, I don't have a link to that one. I just saw the casting call on Craigs List for Orange County. To bad I can't submit my dog...she would be great at it. Oct 06 12 10:37 pm Link Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only http://io9.com/5948474/craigslist-ad-se … cants-only Oct 06 12 10:39 pm Link There's a fetish for everything. I can never be surprised anymore. Oct 06 12 10:39 pm Link Gabrielle Heather wrote: I think this is it. Oct 06 12 10:41 pm Link Photos 4 The Memories wrote: hahahaahaahahahh Oct 06 12 10:42 pm Link Gabrielle Heather wrote: Said never seen a farting fetish... well the cake fart site I guess would count as such. Oct 06 12 10:42 pm Link Photos 4 The Memories wrote: "not a weird guy just like feet lmao" suuuuuuuuuuure Oct 06 12 10:43 pm Link Karl Blessing wrote: no clue what you are talking about, sorry Oct 06 12 10:45 pm Link Hmmm...I wonder if models should list farting in their profile as a talent? Oct 06 12 10:46 pm Link Misty R H wrote: Hard to say. Demand for fart porn may have peaked in 2005. Oct 06 12 10:49 pm Link Gabrielle Heather wrote: It's a site with a video of a chick doing nothing more than dipping her bare ass onto a cake with frosting, then lifting up and farting the frosting off her ass. Oct 06 12 11:00 pm Link Craigslist can be a great source for some fascinating reading... Oct 08 12 06:12 pm Link This one's called, "Get Paid to Wear Hair"http://longisland.craigslist.org/tlg/3325510475.html lol, Craigslist. Oct 08 12 06:45 pm Link Oct 08 12 06:49 pm Link Craigslist came through again today for some entertaining posts. There is a post today where the poster is wanting to pay someone (a woman) $100 an hour to watch a guy and his girlfriend "make out." It pretty much says, "Watching - my girlfriend is looking or wanting a woman watch us make out". http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/tlg/3327626085.html This is another fun one where the poster is looking to pay females to wash their hair for fun. http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/tlg/3328006485.html So female MM'rs if you want to make some $, come to Orange County and you can get paid to watch someone make out and wash your hair. Hmmm, I wonder if you can do the things together. Watch somone make out while having your hair washed. :-) Oct 09 12 08:41 pm Link my isnt quite so interesting but kinda fits in here.. i replied to this ad for a girl lookin for guys. we exchanged some emails and pictures. but she said to sign up to this sexymatch.com site so i can get a number. i thought this was kinda weird but i am tempted to do it. she is a good lookin girl and even wrote a note saying hi to me to make sure she was legit. i also sent emails out to other girls so i'll see what happens tomorrow. Oct 09 12 08:46 pm Link Wicked Photos wrote: If it works out, you can then do you own Craigslist posting offering to pay someone to watch you "make-out". :-) Oct 09 12 08:57 pm Link Another funny post today. A guy posted. "Need a Model as a Date to make Ex Jealous" He needs a "hotty" to go to the movies with. He will pay for everything even the 420 and pay $50 as well. http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/tl … 36858.html Don't you think you would want to be seen with a "hotty" in a place where she can be seen instead of a dark movie theater. Oct 13 12 09:10 pm Link Does anyone want to model for a guy visiting the sperm bank? If so check out this Craigslist ad. Craigslist postings are definitely a form of entertainment. http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/tl … 01999.html 28 year old single white male athletic build, tan, 6' 2", 200 lbs. I need a female model to go to a sperm bank with me to do some modeling. If interested email me a pic and your number and I will reply promptly. • Location: Los Angeles •it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests • Compensation: 7.5k year attend once a week Dec 01 12 09:58 pm Link  SEEKING HIPSTER GIRL WITH BIG FEET $100 (GREENPOINT) http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/crg/3448770982.html Kick your sweaty flats off in my face and make me smell your feet while you text about where the party is tonight. Love thin, nerdy, artsy girls. Cool guy in his 20's wants to live out this fantasy for a few minutes before, well, going to a party! Let's meet at a bar and have a beer. Dec 01 12 10:02 pm Link CL is boring in OKC  Dec 01 12 10:10 pm Link Wicked Photos wrote: Oh man your not serious are you? Dec 01 12 10:10 pm Link C. Scott Photography wrote: CL is full of scams. Be careful. Dec 02 12 05:42 am Link Isis22 wrote: CL is indeed full of scams and posts for adult work and escorts services. But in weeding through those I have found some nice legitimate ads. Unfortunately to get the legitimate ads you have to use your brain and filter through the rest of the crap. Dec 02 12 08:38 am Link C. Scott Photography wrote: i never did it but odd to see this thread still going.. this happened awhile back Dec 02 12 02:08 pm Link Maybe not amusing, but there may be some MM models in the Detroit area interested in this: toledo craigslist > gigs > talent gigs please flag with care: [?] miscategorized prohibited spam/overpost best of craigslist ATTENTION ALL MODELS THAT WERE RIPPED OFF BY ONE SOURCE TALENT (WE CAN GET YOU A REFUND) Date: 2012-12-06, 6:46AM EST Reply to this post [email protected][?] ANY MODELS THAT WERE RIPPED OFF BY ONE SOURCE TALENT CAN GET THEIR MONEY BACK, PLUS, HELP FOR THEM TO GET SHUT DOWN. YOU PAID THEM YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY TO GET YOU A JOB, AND, THEY NEVER DID. THEY RIP OFF MORE THAN A MILLION PEOPLE A YEAR. SEND US BY EMAIL YOUR NAME, PHONE NUMBER, WE'LL HELP YOU. WE ARE A CASTING DIRECTOR IN DETROIT. Location: WE CAN GET YOU A REFUND it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Compensation: no pay PostingID:3453101079 Dec 06 12 10:34 am Link sorry, i didn't have time to read through the thread to see if this has been said, but: the talent section is full of pervy posts because craigslist took their "adult gigs" section off a while back. some of those posters are still trying to find people. some days about 1/3 of the "talent gigs" are posts looking for people to act in porn. i personally think it was a bad move, taking off the "adult gigs."  . but there is a whole background here... ETA: i live for a lot of these weird posts, this is what i look for when i go to craigslist. Dec 06 12 10:48 am Link FTR, fart clips tend to be very heavily requested custom orders for some people... I mean, from what I've heard. Dec 06 12 11:07 am Link BECOME A PART OF OUR TEAM OF FLIGHT ATTENDANTS (Toledo OH) Date: 2012-12-09, 12:18PM EST Reply to this post [email protected][?] Individuals good in English and Cantonese, Czech, Danish, Dutch, French, German, Greek, Hebrew, Hungarian, Italian, Japanese and Swedish preferred. Our Flight Attendants are actually the face of our company and must be determined about maximizing each customer's experience while improving the company. Flight Attendant is desired to deliver sparkling service and show a hostility that will be remembered by our customers. In return, Our Company offers employees industry leading advantages, good salaries, designer uniforms and international travel privileges JOB QUALIFICATIONS: A high school diploma/GED and passport are required Location: Toledo OH Compensation: 14 to 30 an hour Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. Please, no phone calls about this job! Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests. PostingID:3466434225 Really, they want hostile flight attendants? I'm sure that the customer will remember that! Dec 10 12 02:17 pm Link All Yours Photography wrote: Perhaps training includes anger management...they can direct their anger at the passengers. They can throw food at the passengers like they do at the stadiums. Dec 10 12 07:56 pm Link just came across this perfect ad out of a horror movie. trade for: "brass knife meat hooks + more" http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/bar/3418768894.html Dec 11 12 01:43 am Link There's another one going around where someone wants to pay $50 for someone to lie in a bathtub full of noodles. Dec 11 12 07:30 am Link I can't find it now, but there was one where they were looking for a model to mess their pants on camera. Dec 11 12 01:39 pm Link GCobb Photography wrote: I guess the title of this shoot would be "chick in noodle" All Yours Photography wrote: It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it. Really? Dec 11 12 08:41 pm Link I can't remember the city now, but there was a CL listing where a photographer would follow you around with *your* camera and provide 100 unedited images for $10. Dec 11 12 08:43 pm Link I've heard about a CL "model" in my area who will model for ANYTHING, then let the photographer have their way with her...ewww...PUKE!  Sounds like a great way to get STDs, and wreck the self esteem of this young woman. Dec 11 12 09:02 pm Link |
