Ronin_LLC wrote:
Who says everyone is wasting time? I am multitasking doing several things while being on here.

Playing curveball is not multitasking, it's multimewasting.

immateria wrote:
I haven't been paying attention to my post count. I thought at was still around 13,000.

I was shocked too.

It's like going through a whole bottle of Vodka...and then realizing that you've finished the entire box.

Katarina N. wrote:
This place is indecently addictive.
There should be a law prohibiting so many awesome people collectively wasting time together.

It was a pleasure to help you.
SF2 always need more witty and sexy woman like you

scrymettet wrote:
pfff
light weight

*shakes fist with feigned indignation*

I knew we should have kept Alaska. Then we could have raided Canada to collect your valuable supply of...beavers* whenever we needed some. There's a lot of wood in Russia that needs to be taken care of.



*I am talking about these guys of course.

Katarina N. wrote:

*shakes fist with feigned indignation*

I knew we should have kept Alaska. Then we could have raided Canada to collect your valuable supply of...beavers* whenever we needed some. There's a lot of wood in Russia that needs to be taken care of.



*I am talking about these guys of course.

beaver tails. noms

scrymettet wrote:

beaver tails. noms

You eat beavers?
And there I thought you were a vajaytarian.

Katarina N. wrote:

You eat beavers?

No comment!

Katarina N. wrote:

You eat beavers?
And there I thought you were a vajaytarian.

strictly vajaytarian

ps that reminds me the corniest joke ever but in French

ps2 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BeaverTails

scrymettet wrote:

strictly vajaytarian

ps that reminds me the corniest joke ever but in French

ps2 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BeaverTails

Reminds me of Schweddy Balls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R5xcydYKqU

Katarina N. wrote:

Reminds me of Schweddy Balls.
...

Who told ?

scrymettet wrote:

Who told ?

A friend in the US loves his schweddy balls. He's always talking about how succulent those schweddy balls are.

Always makes for an interesting conversation.

Katarina N. wrote:

A friend in the US loves his schweddy balls. He's always talking about how succulent those schweddy balls are.

Always makes for an interesting conversation.

oh, in general

ok, proceed

scrymettet wrote:
Travelling in Asia told me to never buy Asian Candies.

In Soviet Russia, candy eats you.

Katarina N. wrote:

In Soviet Russia, candy eats you.

In Asia too

scrymettet wrote:

In Asia too

Yeah, but in Asia, Candy is a Ladyboy.

Katarina N. wrote:

Yeah, but in Asia, Candy is a Ladyboy.

Oh !
thank God for penicilin

scrymettet wrote:

Oh !
thank God for penicilin

I think you're safer with a rubber, hun.

Katarina N. wrote:

I think you're safer with a rubber, hun.

I was young and reckless

scrymettet wrote:

I was young and reckless

Did he/she at least love you long time?

Katarina N. wrote:

Did he/she at least love you long time?

yup, 5 nights and 4 days.

I was young and strong

scrymettet wrote:

yup, 5 nights and 4 days.

I was young and strong

That's the advantage of being a woman. The older we get, the more fun we have doing it. For you, it's kind of the other way round.

Katarina N. wrote:

That's the advantage of being a woman. The older we get, the more fun we have doing it. For you, it's kind of the other way round.

it's funnier too, just more spaced

scrymettet wrote:

it's funnier too, just more spaced

And with a required intake of two blue helpers beforehand.

Katarina N. wrote:

And with a required intake of two blue helpers beforehand.

well,
no thank you.

if you cannot get it up, it's time to love herbal tea. Don't cheat.

scrymettet wrote:

well,
no thank you.

if you cannot get it up, it's time to love herbal tea. Don't cheat.

I never cheat.

As long as you don't drink tiger penis soup or munch rhino horn powder, we're good.

Katarina N. wrote:

I never cheat.

As long as you don't drink tiger penis soup or munch rhino horn powder, we're good.

funny I was on safari last month.

scrymettet wrote:

funny I was on safari last month.

I don't think that stuff works, so you'll be waiting to stand on a third leg again for a long time.

Katarina N. wrote:

I don't think that stuff works, so you'll be waiting to stand on a third leg again for a long time.

Nothing works.
but a sexy women stepping unexpected in your morning shower

scrymettet wrote:

Nothing works.
but a sexy women stepping unexpected in your morning shower

They're more expensive than in Asia though.

Katarina N. wrote:

They're more expensive than in Asia though.

way beyond my means

scrymettet wrote:

way beyond my means

Then you're screwed.

Katarina N. wrote:

Then you're screwed.

well, technically not
but I tough charm, intelligence and humor could do the trick

scrymettet wrote:

well, technically not
but I tough charm, intelligence and humor could do the trick

Not if you're short on chocolate.

Katarina N. wrote:

Not if you're short on chocolate.

that's never happened and never will