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I got to have this modelling thing to help me get a husband so I can marry and settle down and raise his babies like a proper lady. Modelling was so useful. I mean, almost as useful as those college classes I took just to meet potential husbands with drive and high potential earnings, although silly me of course I'd never actually get a degree. Ho hum how grand it all is. Jan 31 13 10:45 am Link Revolutionary Road was a great movie. Jan 31 13 10:47 am Link It's really great for women in 2013 You can get Internet in the kitchen and everything. Jan 31 13 11:22 am Link Peter Claver wrote: My last apartment had an ethernet port right above the stove. Jan 31 13 12:06 pm Link Damianne wrote: They were looking out for your best interests. Jan 31 13 12:12 pm Link Peter Claver wrote: Lawdy knows I'm incapable of doing it myself Jan 31 13 12:14 pm Link Damianne wrote: If you need help plugging in the internet I'm sure your man can do it for you. Jan 31 13 12:32 pm Link Peter Claver wrote: I have a man typing for me now. Jan 31 13 12:47 pm Link Damianne wrote: Don't forget to make him a sandwich to show him how grateful you are. Jan 31 13 01:07 pm Link Now take off your shoes and pick up a damn frying pan. Geez. Jan 31 13 01:29 pm Link Peter Claver wrote: A naked sandwich? Jan 31 13 05:49 pm Link Russian Katarina wrote: Ain't got nothing to do with me. She's gotta keep her man happy. Jan 31 13 05:51 pm Link No babies = inadequacy. Don't get all shooty on the messenger, now. These are our foundational principles. Without them, civilization as we know it is DOOMED. So comply or be damned. Jan 31 13 05:53 pm Link Peter Claver wrote: It takes two to tango, but it takes three for a proper sandwich. Jan 31 13 05:58 pm Link Russian Katarina wrote: Nah. I was just trying to make sure she keeps her man fed. He is, after all, making sure she lives a comfortable life (with internet). Jan 31 13 06:16 pm Link Peter Claver wrote: I'm sure she has much to offer in the kitchen. Jan 31 13 06:25 pm Link I chose to marry a model with an advanced degree. You know, doing my part and all. Jan 31 13 06:50 pm Link Sophistocles wrote: Every time you ask a llama about quantum mechanics, God kills a kitten. Jan 31 13 06:59 pm Link Are we referencing a particular fail-thread here? Jan 31 13 07:03 pm Link Jan 31 13 07:13 pm Link Koryn Locke wrote: Why models quit Jan 31 13 08:19 pm Link Russian Katarina wrote: But it is ok to ask about Quantum Chemistry though right? Jan 31 13 10:14 pm Link Russian Katarina wrote: Crap...I think I committed kitten genocide Feb 01 13 01:53 am Link MesmerEyes Photography wrote: Isn't that just the application of QM? Feb 01 13 01:54 am Link MM is not a dating site. Hooking up is okay but NO DATING! Feb 01 13 04:59 am Link I've told my kids, "Never pick up women at a laundromat. If they can't afford a washer and a dryer then they can't afford to support you." Feb 01 13 07:00 am Link I named my last kitten Heisenberg. Never saw him again. Feb 02 13 03:10 am Link Robb Mann wrote: It probably shaved its fur and runs a catnip lab in the desert of New Mexico now. Feb 02 13 05:52 am Link Robb Mann wrote: Well, his future was uncertain... Feb 02 13 10:20 am Link |
