Lumatic wrote:
What the fuck is wrong with you?  Do you even know what a knife is for?

Jesus Christ.

Signed,
Pissed off and wearing the contents of my lunch.

Want me to cut a bitch??  Because *I* know what a knife is for!  :nodding:

Lumatic wrote:
What the fuck is wrong with you?  Do you even know what a knife is for?

Jesus Christ.

Signed,
Pissed off and wearing the contents of my lunch.

A knife is for Jesus Christ?  What, so he can beat it into a miniature plowshare?

Becks wrote:


I got extremely upset last week-- my local subway, whose employees tend to know and love me (I stop in about once a week for my cheese and pickle sub sandwich craving), hired this new dude, an old fart. Fiiiiiiiiirst, he fucked up the order of this poor little old man in front of him, because he didn't read his coupon (which was for a free six inch) and instead gives the guy a free cookie and charges his card for the sandwich. The man's adult daughter, who was sitting there waiting for him, was like what the hell?? She had to complain to get the coupon back, he didn't even offer to give a refund. Theeeeeeeen, he makes my sandwich, and cuts it in half. DIAGONALLY. I was like what the fuck, man, it ain't no grilled cheese sandwich, the hell?? And so all my toppings sort of flopped out of the side until I ate it down to be straight across.

you're too cute. cheese and pickle sub? not so much.

i use to work at sandwich shop and some of these people were fucking idiots!
so you see me make the sandwich and wrap it.. THEN you want to me to cut it? FUUUCCK! and god damn, it's a 6 inch sandwich and you're an adult! just eat it!! same goes for them wanting me to heat it up. even thought it's meant as a cold sandwich.

Reflected wrote:

A knife is for Jesus Christ?  What, so he can beat it into a miniature plowshare?

I would have thought a hammer an spike would be more appropriate.