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Just for fun I added the following in my profile. Obviously I have a sense of humor. But, to my surprise I have gotten responses from a few models that my rates are too high: My rates: $1000.00 hr Read carefully first and think about it. No payments until 2026  - ten easy payments of $99.95, - no payments until 2026 - call within the next ten minutes and I will double the offer, 4 hours for the amazing low price of $999 or 6 hours tfp Apr 19 14 09:55 am Link Depends. Are you charging interest? Is the debt assignable and is my estate liable? Can I pay the ten installments starting on Jan 1st, 2027 at 12:01 am in 10 year increments? The ten minute offer has expired and you didn't provide phone number. Did you get any takers? Apr 19 14 10:10 am Link MM is a No Humor Zone. Seriously, put "6 hours tfp" as a separate bullet. Apr 19 14 10:14 am Link Oh crap, I forgot to link my pay pal acct so that they can make installments. Apr 19 14 11:24 am Link 
Model Posts: 6639 MacMurdo - permanent station of the US, Sector claimed by New Zealand, Antarctica That's cute! Apr 19 14 05:54 pm Link Thanks for the laugh! Apr 19 14 06:00 pm Link The models that say your rates are "too high" -- at least you know they are reading your profile! Apr 19 14 06:15 pm Link 50 more $ and you'd have my rate, baller. Apr 19 14 06:16 pm Link Photo Bill wrote: Reading ??? Apr 19 14 08:38 pm Link Photo Bill wrote: Agreed Apr 20 14 01:26 am Link Darren Brade wrote: Hmm, so you read to this part: Apr 20 14 07:47 am Link Cute touch.....but some folks on MM don't read very thoroughly. They might just focus in on $1,000 an hour an click off. Apr 20 14 09:29 am Link Karl JW Johnston wrote: You're claiming a rate of $1050-CAN an hour? Apr 20 14 09:31 am Link Cherrystone wrote: APRIL FOOLS! Apr 20 14 09:36 am Link Cherrystone wrote: But....but "My rates: $1000.00 hr Read carefully first and think about it. No payments until 2026 smile " Apr 20 14 09:38 am Link TouchofEleganceStudios wrote: People don't read on MM Apr 20 14 09:40 am Link TouchofEleganceStudios wrote: I don't disagree with you....but the reading comprehension, or even reading at all for that matter, is a little "thin" around these parts. Apr 20 14 09:45 am Link KungPaoChic wrote: I am sorry. What was that you were saying. I was distracted. Apr 20 14 10:37 am Link |
