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MartaBrixton

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I watched Tarzan recently and I was wondering why Tarzan has no beard?
He was raised in the jungle with monkeys but he was shaved.
Weird, isn't it?

Edit: I've just realised there is a mistake in the title and I can't change it now! How embarrassing sad Sorry.

Jun 22 14 12:36 pm Link

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D A N I

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Little Rock, Arkansas, US

MartaBrixton wrote:
I watched Tarzan recently and I was wondering why Tarzan has no beard?
He was raised in the jungle with monkeys but he was shaved.
Weird, isn't it?

Maybe he doesn't grow body hair. Some men can't grow beards. My brother is hairless

Jun 22 14 12:38 pm Link

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udor

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MartaBrixton wrote:
I watched Tarzan recently and I was wondering why Tarzan has no beard?
He was raised in the jungle with monkeys but he was shaved.
Weird, isn't it?

Gillette had an ad campaign that I saw in the NY subway system, a year or two ago...

"Does Superman shave?"

Jun 22 14 12:41 pm Link

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MartaBrixton

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Danielle Reid wrote:
Maybe he doesn't grow body hair. Some men can't grow beards. My brother is hairless

Wow, I didn't know that! yikes

Found the Superman big_smile
https://a.fastcompany.net/multisite_files/cocreate/imagecache/inline-small/inline/2013/05/1683056-inline-inline-2-superman-gilette-shave.jpg

Jun 22 14 01:22 pm Link

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Orca Bay Images

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What did little mermaid Ariel eat under de sea, if not her own beloved subjects?

And why did all those prey animals celebrate the continuance of the devine-right rule of the apex predator lineage in The Lion King?

Jun 22 14 01:26 pm Link

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James S

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On Die Hard 2, why were all the planes simply circling DC. Weren't there several other nearby airports that weren't taken over by terrorists? I'd think that even in a blizzard, a plane would be able to land using ILS.

Jun 22 14 01:34 pm Link

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MartaBrixton

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Orca Bay Images wrote:
What did little mermaid Ariel eat under de sea, if not her own beloved subjects?

And why did all those prey animals celebrate the continuance of the devine-right rule of the apex predator lineage in The Lion King?

So Ariel was like some kind of cannibal? big_smile

Why do people celebrate every time the new president is chosen?

Jun 22 14 01:34 pm Link

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Orca Bay Images

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The thing that most bugged me (happened in both Ghost and an episode of Star Trek the Next Generation:
Ghosts being able to walk/slide/fall through doors and walls, but not through floors.

In Ghost, a bad ghost got dragged across a floor by other ghosts and on out through a wall.

In STTNG, a ghost-like Romulan slid along a floor and right through the outer hull, to drift forever in space. Ensign Rho could run along floors just fine and poke her head through walls.

In there something cosmically sacrosanct about floors?

Jun 22 14 01:34 pm Link

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Orca Bay Images

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Arcata, California, US

MartaBrixton wrote:

So Ariel was like some kind of cannibal? big_smile

You tell me.

Why do people celebrate every time the new president is chosen?

Because the departing one was so crappy and the new one hasn't yet had a chance to fuck up? Besides, being lied to isn't quite the same as being carved up and eaten.

Honestly, do these prey animals think the next generation of lion is going to eat tofu?

Jun 22 14 01:39 pm Link

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MartaBrixton

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Orca Bay Images wrote:
Honestly, do these prey animals think the next generation of lion is going to eat tofu?

Honestly, do people think the next president is not going to lie? tongue

Jun 22 14 01:44 pm Link

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Orca Bay Images

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MartaBrixton wrote:

Honestly, do people think the next president is not going to lie? tongue

They just don't know how, specifically.

But the prey animals know that lions eat fresh meat and that they don't eat other lions.

Jun 22 14 01:47 pm Link

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DOUGLASFOTOS

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James S wrote:
On Die Hard 2, why were all the planes simply circling DC. Weren't there several other nearby airports that weren't taken over by terrorists? I'd think that even in a blizzard, a plane would be able to land using ILS.

Got that beat! This dreadful film takes place at Dulles Airport on the East Coast, but our hero, in Dulles Airport seems to that special phone from .....LOL  Pacific Bell!

https://i1001.photobucket.com/albums/af133/cirtapfotos/2285.jpg

Jun 22 14 01:53 pm Link

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Looknsee Photography

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It always bugs me when I see poor professional protocols in cop and/or hospital dramas.  For example:

...  The rogue cop that always works alone & doesn't want a partner.
...  The cops that enter a suspect's house without calling it in first.
...  The cops that glance around the room & yell "clear" without looking.
...  The ER doctors who pause to put on a gown & gloves but refuse to
      put on a mask before treating the poor guy in the gurney.
...  The doctors huddling over a patient & talk about their love lives.
...  The action heroes that put the public in danger while chasing the bad guy.

The list goes on.

Jun 22 14 01:55 pm Link

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Al Lock Photography

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Days, weeks, months, years - all covered in 2 hours....

Jun 22 14 02:30 pm Link

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Tropic Light

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Orca Bay Images wrote:
The thing that most bugged me (happened in both Ghost and an episode of Star Trek the Next Generation:
Ghosts being able to walk/slide/fall through doors and walls, but not through floors.

In Ghost, a bad ghost got dragged across a floor by other ghosts and on out through a wall.

In STTNG, a ghost-like Romulan slid along a floor and right through the outer hull, to drift forever in space. Ensign Rho could run along floors just fine and poke her head through walls.

In there something cosmically sacrosanct about floors?

In the pottery love scene from Ghost, both Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze's hands get covered in wet gooey clay, but when they start making love, their hands are clean:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xahtdr … shortfilms

Jun 22 14 03:04 pm Link

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roger alan

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This is something I have noticed on TV but I think it fits with the theme...

Rapid fire dialog with little (if any) silence between speakers. And no one interrupts or talks over the preceding line. Real life conversation is never like that.

Dragnet - Gilmore Girls - The West Wing

Jun 22 14 03:12 pm Link

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DOUGLASFOTOS

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Los Angeles, California, US

Al Lock Photography wrote:
Days, weeks, months, years - all covered in 2 hours....

But Al...do you really want to sit in a movie house days, weeks, months, years for one film. Logic dictates...

Jun 22 14 03:15 pm Link

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Orca Bay Images

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Al Lock Photography wrote:
Days, weeks, months, years - all covered in 2 hours....

It's usually a pretty intolerable movie that doesn't.

Jun 22 14 03:26 pm Link

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Shadow Dancer

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There are scenes in the Buddy Holly Story where Buddy is playing a Fender Mustang guitar.

This guitar was not made until 1964, Buddy died in 1959.

A little thing but annoying.

Jun 22 14 03:32 pm Link

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Vivus Hussein Denuo

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New York, New York, US

In the 1998 version of Godzilla, this gigantic lizard manages to slip through a subway entrance.  WTF!!!

BTW, OP, what are these "books" of which you speak?

Jun 22 14 03:42 pm Link

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Alabaster Crowley

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Tucson, Arizona, US

MartaBrixton wrote:
I watched Tarzan recently and I was wondering why Tarzan has no beard?
He was raised in the jungle with monkeys but he was shaved.
Weird, isn't it?

Not really. Many indigenous people had ways to shave.

Jun 22 14 03:52 pm Link

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Vintagevista

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Sun City, California, US

How people can just have a normal conversation after a gunfight - enclosed places - high powered rifles.

Followed by witty banter as if they were not deaf - when they should only hear high pitched ringing and buzzing.

Jun 22 14 03:56 pm Link

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Ralph Easy

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MartaBrixton wrote:
Weird, isn't it?

Everything in movies and fiction books doesn't make sense. lol

Except for the box office take. borat

That's the beauty of fantasy.

Without that license, as used by authors, everything would be as boring as a fake reality show.

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Jun 22 14 04:03 pm Link

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Caradoc

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MartaBrixton wrote:
I watched Tarzan recently and I was wondering why Tarzan has no beard?
He was raised in the jungle with monkeys but he was shaved.
Weird, isn't it?

The book explains that he shaves with the knife he recovered from his parents' hut because none of his ape parents have a beard...

Jun 22 14 04:10 pm Link

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JJMiller

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So many bad things about the movie Signs: Aliens are advanced enough to cloak ships and travel across the universe yet can't invent the raincoat, or apparently even know that earth is mostly water and that water kills them.

I think there was a scene where Mel pulls a door closed and then boards it up- all the aliens had to do was open the door and kick the boards in. Also when he is out in the field with his flashlight and gets startled the first thing he does is DROPS THE FLASHLIGHT.

Also in one of shamalayan's other awful movies people cross a booby-trap covered pit but it doesn't collapse until they are close enough to grab the edge.

  Shamalayan thinks his audience shuts their brains off when they watch movies apparently.

Also in Hollow Man the invisibility was induced by putting a serum through the circulatory system, and yet on Kevin Bacon and an ape the hair disappears too hmm C'mon people.

Jun 22 14 04:11 pm Link

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Vintagevista

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B L ZeeBubb wrote:
There are scenes in the Buddy Holly Story where Buddy is playing a Fender Mustang guitar.

This guitar was not made until 1964, Buddy died in 1959.

A little thing but annoying.

In Robocop - it is set in the future - but for one lovely moment you see a calendar in the precinct - that is from 1986.

They are gonna miss a lot of court dates  . .  . smile

Jun 22 14 04:12 pm Link

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Vivus Hussein Denuo

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New York, New York, US

In countless movies, people enter a darkened room, then someone lights a candle, and the entire room lights up.  Where can I buy one of those candles???

Jun 22 14 04:20 pm Link

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MartaBrixton

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London, England, United Kingdom

I have learned a lot today! smile

Jun 22 14 04:21 pm Link

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DOUGLASFOTOS

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The War of the Worlds...Spielberg's version. Excellent Visuals. But wait..something is not right. During all that time...those machines were buried in Boston's underground..or where ever they were buried...No subway system, no underground electric station, no sewer system...came across these outer space machines? Logic...was thrown out.

Jun 22 14 04:23 pm Link

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Lightcraft Studio

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In just about every good-guy vs. bad guy movie, there's a point where the bad-guy has the opportunity to shoot the good-guy. The bad-guy always immediately kills the other characters on the good-guy's side without any discussion or hesitation.... but when they get their chance with the hero they always delay by talking, fiddling, or whatever... which winds up giving the good-guy the chance to somehow get himself out of the situation.

Jun 22 14 04:26 pm Link

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DOUGLASFOTOS

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Los Angeles, California, US

Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote:
In countless movies, people enter a darkened room, then someone lights a candle, and the entire room lights up.  Where can I buy one of those candles???

Universal Studios, Warner Brothers, 20th Century Fox, Disney, They all have those type of Candles. They are expensive. lol

Jun 22 14 04:27 pm Link

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DOUGLASFOTOS

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Los Angeles, California, US

Dream Sequences!

Jun 22 14 04:28 pm Link

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DEP E510

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Miramar, Florida, US

Lightcraft Studio wrote:
In just about every good-guy vs. bad guy movie, there's a point where the bad-guy has the opportunity to shoot the good-guy. The bad-guy always immediately kills the other characters on the good-guy's side without any discussion or hesitation.... but when they get their chance with the hero they always delay by talking, fiddling, or whatever... which winds up giving the good-guy the chance to somehow get himself out of the situation.

https://whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Bennett_from_commando_goes_ape_shit.jpg

I don't need no stinkin' gun, John!

That has to be the ULTIMATE irritation in movies. The bad guy is always a deranged, knee-jerk killer UNTIL it comes to the hero of the movie.

Then the bad guy becomes an orator, or somehow desperate to prove himself in hand to hand combat.

Jun 22 14 05:45 pm Link

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Mike Collins

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Heard this recently.  In "Terminator" both Kyle and the Terminator show up nude since they said only living tissue can time travel. So why do they both have hair?  Hair is dead.  The endoskeleton is also not living tissue so how was the terminator even able to travel in the first place?

Jun 22 14 05:46 pm Link

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Lohkee

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Maricopa, Arizona, US

My personal favorite has always been suppressors (silencers) on revolvers.

Jun 22 14 05:54 pm Link

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scrymettet

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Quebec, Quebec, Canada

the 322 speeds cross motorcycle of Terminator

Jun 22 14 06:02 pm Link

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Ralph Easy

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Sydney, New South Wales, Australia

Lightcraft Studio wrote:
In just about every good-guy vs. bad guy movie, there's a point where the bad-guy has the opportunity to shoot the good-guy. The bad-guy always immediately kills the other characters on the good-guy's side without any discussion or hesitation.... but when they get their chance with the hero they always delay by talking, fiddling, or whatever... which winds up giving the good-guy the chance to somehow get himself out of the situation.

https://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/51487324.jpg

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Jun 22 14 06:06 pm Link

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Leonard Gee Photography

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Orca Bay Images wrote:
What did little mermaid Ariel eat under de sea, if not her own beloved subjects?

Seaweed. She's a vegan.

Gravity: what well trained astronaut goes eva from a wrecked shuttle without first checking for an oxygen tank to top off first? At least the were other suits with some air in them left.

Pacific islanders, native Americans, South American Indians  - no facial hair.

Jun 22 14 06:12 pm Link

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Vindictive Images

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Houston, Texas, US

Orca Bay Images wrote:
What did little mermaid Ariel eat under de sea, if not her own beloved subjects?

Seaweed?

Jun 22 14 06:17 pm Link

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Orca Bay Images

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Arcata, California, US

DOUGLASFOTOS wrote:
The War of the Worlds...Spielberg's version. Excellent Visuals. But wait..something is not right. During all that time...those machines were buried in Boston's underground..or where ever they were buried...No subway system, no underground electric station, no sewer system...came across these outer space machines? Logic...was thrown out.

They could have been buried much, much deeper.

I -- and pretty much everyone else in the theater where I saw that movie -- wondered how the hell Tom's family was dressed to the nines and had the house looking like home for the holidays complete with turkey dinner on the table while the alien machines had the rest of the city looking like the siege of Stalingrad.

That got the entire audience booing.

Jun 22 14 06:25 pm Link