There is this woman who can't get a date. She won't ask anyone and she turn everyone down who asks her. She has no confidence due to a speech impediment. One day, she just can't take it anymore so she confides in a friend. Her friend tells her that she knows a really nice guy who will take her out. They'd have a great time and she wouldn't have to worry about anything because he wouldn't judge her. She says great.

The guy picks her up that Friday and tells her he's taking her to a carnival. They get there, eat some funnel cake, ride various rides and generally have a great time. After 2-3 hours of this, he asks what she wants to do. She says "I want to get weighed". Okay, so he takes her over to the game where they guess a person's weight. The guy guesses 120 pounds but she's 30 pounds more than that so she wins.  She looks angry, but they keep going.

After a few more rides and a little more food, she says, I want to get weighed.  The guy is puzzled, but takes her back to the game where the guy guesses her exact weight so she goes away empty handed.  She looks at her date and yells TAKE ME HOME!!

The next day her friend calls her to ask how the date went. She says terrible. The friend says she's sorry and asked what happened.  The woman says ....



Oh Waura. I wanted to get weighed.

what? She can't grunt and point to her crotch??? Most men would take that as the international sign for do me, lamo...