May 11, 2008 11:22pm OOH OOH! I wanna play the Suicide negotiator. Gurl... You will never feel this way again-- I Guar-an-tee!-)
Gone now-- put the gun down and hold me close. C'mone gurl, hug me neck and cry like a sissy! Let me be yo confidant. ...Why is you still looking at me wit that dirn gunn still stuck to the side-o-yo head? ...Loid... you try'n to make me work? Huh, You know what... Um-a tickle you!.. YOu ticklish?.. I don't care how "gangsta" you is, I'm the 1997 state ticklin' Champ! I tickle a fat man once till he fell down a flight of stairs. Gurl, you don't stand a chance wit cho-ole sexy, supple, well difined mid section. Slowly put the gun down, cause you don't wanna face the tickly styles of Mr. Brown. (**sound bite**)
How'd I do? Lets make a movie. You can be me co-star. We can kiss at the end. You don't even have to have no lines. You could just look pretty the whole movie-- the same way you look now;-) What you think?