Shoot-Yourself-Photo

Photographer Male Seattle, Washington, US
Mayhem # 1529439

About Me

IF??????

A Simple Cracker Box with a Duct Taped Kaleidoscope Attached to it...?

With OF COURSE Self PROCLAIMED FANCY SUPERIOR TECHNOLOGY and WEAPONRY and Image Stabilization Constitute as Camera???


COMBINED WITH the VERY VERY UNIQUE COMPONENT OF MY VERY VERY?????? LEFT as a MYSTERY UNLESS or UNTIL ASKED for NOW??

I Have a extremely amusing and overal??? JUST WACKED in the Mind's EYE too Many Times I have dementia almost to TRY to account for JUST?

I NEVER CLAIM to be THE BEST at ANYTHING BUT???? I WOULD WAGER a HEAVY BET? THAT????

PERSONAL UNIQUE and ALL exclusive to me and ONLY could be in MY case?

I SPEAK of a RATHER UNIQUE Medical Disorder that SEEMS that DENOTING it excessively with the adjective "Unique" repeatedly???

BE it simply Proof of NO OTHER WAY TO explain JUST how? ALBEIT debatable and Subjective? I feel as well as ALL my Subjects WOULD if were to be asked? ALSO?

Would Give testimony to MY ONE of a KIND WAY of experiencing the world BY PROXY of a wickedly Malfunctioning Hardwired Framework of Neurology that WOULD GIVE ANY "RAIN-MAN MOVIE LIKE person a good Run for their Chuckie Cheese Tokens?

AGAIN? I NEVER said I was BETTER? NEVER claim that YOU WOULD care for my sense of Stylized gravities that I strive and main plight is to?

NEVER TAKE a Photo series of SNOWFLAKES EITHER the SAME ever twice aside from their intrinsic Design and that known overtone of conceptual designating metaphorical to Literal end results???

THUS is conclusion? I simple am LITERAL HARDWIRED in such a WAY? MY BRAIN in ALL considerations???

JUST BY DEFAULT MEDICALLY WIRED in a MANNER that??? I NEVER SAID ANYBODY WOULD EVER WANT TO assume my View From within my World and a walk in my shoes to boot...???

I NOT JUST FIGURATIVELY NOR for ANY sake of SHOW-BOATING with a Hull FULL of BS BAITING that I use to HOOK any opportunistic moments THAT I CAN use it for persuasion to be permitted to shoot you?

WOW, That is hint number 1??? I REALLY need to work on NOT ALWAYS SAYING the MOST WRONG THING at THE MOST RIGHTFULLY PERFECT worst Time ticking away as I go???

Empirically so? I HAVE NO CONTROL over MUCH of what I am or do or ever am one that COULD CLAIM that JESUS is my Co-Polite ???

OTHERWISE? I am YOUR Guy?n I also assure you I make VERY convincing "Clicking Sounds" now and then....??? SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You know I am HARD at work through the eyes of my Crack Box-

ALAS IF YOU ACTUALLY read this FAR? or this much? or even JUST happened to land ON this sentence? I will reward Your agony to dissect all this? with WHAT I PLANNED to leave out BUT?

ONLY FITTING to JUST SAY? HOW about we JUST say it or rather allow me to put it THIS way?

TOURETTES???????? SAYS???? WHAT?????

WE all should know the answer?

YUP...

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! move over Jesus... I am the one that REALLY is running This Show-Boat-

IF YOU care for major honestly to the point of fault even? AS if I am or might as well be a walking TRUTH SEER and TELLER of ALL and THUS?

A walking Polygraph that THE WORLD NOR any known or unknown force could ever over-ride or otherwise STOP me from Broadcasting EVERYTHING under and over the kitchen Sink of 100% meaningless or 100% DOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-

I will tell YOU??? FOR I AM VERY QUALIFIED to?

HONESTLY??? IS NOT ALWAYS the BEST POLICY and FLATTERY will only get you another possible Borrowed second chance of Borrowed time and I will expend all Re-Do(s)-

JUST saying??? TAKES a VERY down to EARTH and UNDERSTANDING Compassionate Being it would seem BY direct experience... THAT seeks out MY Vision of what I see that is NOT what you see even when we both look at the same thing---as all people do-

JUST a FEW more steps into Discombobulation of Modes of operations that allow my artistic creations to be born with or without a Silver Tongue indeed-

Jokes all aside I am very Professional as I am Kind AND most Ironically MIGHT just be THE MOST POLITE person you will ever know...

WHICH is PRETTY LAME WHEN or IF you Think about it as a representation of how people are by nature and such shallow design?

That is the Magic of the fact that Personal Preferences and Persuaded and EVEN commonly JADED PERCEPTION ALWAYS IRONICALLY WILL?

TRUMP REALITY... DOES not Matter what it REALLY empirically might be.... IF and IT?

IS whatever WE decide it IS and MEANS...

I PAINT and Create Conceptual (I STRIVE that is.... With humility and self-mockery I attempt to--lol)

Conceptually sublimated as isolated constrictive limitation infused Artistic Portraits...

Simply meaning? Much as we know how to LEAD or TRAIN the TRACKING of the EYE from whom decides to glance at our art...

WE can at least ball-park the odds of where your EYE will START and where it will evaporate from lack of sensory input...

I simply have something come to mind? and follow it...
Thus? The Art makes it's own Choose Your Own Perception Photo in a way-

reality is NOT above scrutiny and the only thing that IS empirical is THE MORAL...

The Moral of the Photo-Show or life abound...

The Morals... ARE JUST MORALS until you realize that SOME THINGS? HAVE NO MORAL...

That is the MORAL... There IS no MORAL-

WHY can ART JUST BE whatever YOU want it to be... I nor YOU?

Should ever take away that liberty-lol

Lists

ADORABLE enough to slay Dragons!   0 pics
ANGLE SLAYER   9 pics
backside killers   0 pics
BEST OF THE BEST   11 pics
Compositions I also am guilty of and need rehab for I am addicted to using it so much-   0 pics
Down and Gritty   6 pics
God take me NOW!!!   1 pics
Implied Motion Emotion   7 pics
I wish I could do this!   0 pics
KILLER POSTURES   6 pics
LOOKS THAT KILL   8 pics
MASTERS OF THE HEAD-SHOT!   2 pics
Nudes that Slay   10 pics
Organic stunners   4 pics
Out of This World into the nightmare!   3 pics
Painting Photos   2 pics
Perfect Head   15 pics
Perfect Perfections   9 pics
Photographers that I loath they are so good   1 pics
Photos I would willingly stab myself to death with...   3 pics
Reflected Repose...   6 pics
Semi-Nude Slayers   8 pics
SERIAL KILLERS!   0 pics
SERIES SLAYERS   1 pics
SHOOTING A SHOOTING-STAR WITH A SLING-SHOT   0 pics
That happened to me once...   4 pics
The background is a person also...   2 pics
The "happy place" I go to when bad things happen-   1 pics
UTTERLY SPEECHLESS   6 pics
Vintage styles that slay   5 pics
What Women SHOULD look LIKE   1 pics
WHY IS THIS NOT LISTED YET!!   3 pics
WOMEN and CARS are ART ALSO!   1 pics
Women harder to find than Unicorns playing stand up arcade Pac-Man games   1 pics
WOmen Who Induce Strokes   4 pics
Women wom deserve a list of their own   4 pics

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