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Last activity: Jul 27, 2014
Joined: Jan 13, 2010


Shoot-Yourself-Photo

Male
Seattle, Washington, US

Mayhem #1529439
Photographer

About me
I am HARMLESSLY INSANE IN MY TOURETTES BRAIN...

I have one of the most Severe Documented cases of Tourettes most the world has never seen...

Unless? One actually thinks my work??? MIGHT JUST be WORTH the Bizarre sense of Charm of Ghastly Might that Dwells in SOME of my Posted Work That I Tried to Balance despite DOING MORE ABSTRACT WORK than GLAMOR?

DOES GIVE FRESH EYES inclined to WANT NOTHING more than to OCD my way into better skill sets with this style denoted by many of my selected pieces I picked to at least SHOW I DO know how to do Traditional to Horror to flat out ???

WEIRD-ARTISTIC DISCOMBOBULATING MIXED FEELINGS?

COME ON?

WHEN is the NEXT TIME???? YOU will ever have the chance to even GET a PHOTO-SHOOT from a GUY with TOURETTES CLAIMED to be out of THIS UNIVERSE with NO SHAME nor need of claim-

In reality? I MIGHT just show up with a a Kaleidoscope and some "Mouse Trapped Together Mash" of CANDY LAND BOARD GAME ASSESSORS and NOBODY will even NOTICE I AM ONLY JUST MAKING CLICKING SOUNDS to replicate the Impression I AM REALLY taking PHOTOS??? YOU WILL be soooooooooooooo confused with all my motor tics and vocal tics you will not know what is what-

I jest to say sternly however that I AM NOTHING but THE MOST IRONIC GENTLEMAN you may ever come to know of-

well? of the Fake Kaleidoscope trickery nature-

Jokes aside-? I am VERY professional on all accounts JUST will be a VERY entertainingly brief disclaimer upon inquires for a shoot in regards to what to expect that I 100% assure you WILL ONLY?

SERVE in your favor of EVER FEELING SELF CONSCIOUS during a shoot with me?

Think about it?

nervous about something?

Having a BAD DAY or HAIR DAY? Feel restless? do not know what to do? once you finally get there you wonder OMFG! what am I doing here???

and the list can be endless? as well as my assurance? that to WHATEVER you POSSIBLY could be FEELING?

JUST ADD TOURETTES and you will soon forget any sense or need to feel tense or like your doing the WRONG THING the WRONG WAY ir feel DUMB or...

TRUST is ASSURED NOT STATED or CLAIMED---THERE is NO NEED for that-

HOW do you THINK I am feeling---I have you beat in all contests of the states of many woes and weariness-?

I never had a woman NOT feel at REST and I firmly feel the evidence IS in the PHOTOS I do you will directly see?

I hope? which is at least a clear sense that the model is more than relaxed and??

PHOTOS SOMETIMES DO in fact LIE---BUT?

SOMETHINGS? SIMPLY CAN NOT BE FAKED!

MY TOURETTES and a Woman's CONTENT SAFE RESOLVE? YOU WILL SEE if there is one or NOT one!

FASTER than you can even say that phase... WOMAN do NOT hide distress even in the shots that there is a MEANING and desire for LOOKS OF DISTRESS -lol

Ironically are the more assuring ones of case in point---

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ADORABLE enough to slay Dragons!   0 pics
ANGLE SLAYER   9 pics
backside killers   0 pics
BEST OF THE BEST   11 pics
Compositions I also am guilty of and need rehab for I am addicted to using it so much-   0 pics
Down and Gritty   6 pics
God take me NOW!!!   1 pics
Implied Motion Emotion   7 pics
I wish I could do this!   0 pics
KILLER POSTURES   7 pics
LOOKS THAT KILL   10 pics
MASTERS OF THE HEAD-SHOT!   2 pics
Nudes that Slay   11 pics
Organic stunners   5 pics
Out of This World into the nightmare!   3 pics
Painting Photos   2 pics
Perfect Head   16 pics
Perfect Perfections   9 pics
Photographers that I loath they are so good   1 pics
Photos I would willingly stab myself to death with...   3 pics
Reflected Repose...   6 pics
Semi-Nude Slayers   9 pics
SERIAL KILLERS!   0 pics
SERIES SLAYERS   1 pics
SHOOTING A SHOOTING-STAR WITH A SLING-SHOT   0 pics
That happened to me once...   4 pics
The background is a person also...   2 pics
The "happy place" I go to when bad things happen-   1 pics
UTTERLY SPEECHLESS   6 pics
Vintage styles that slay   5 pics
What Women SHOULD look LIKE   1 pics
WHY IS THIS NOT LISTED YET!!   3 pics
WOMEN and CARS are ART ALSO!   1 pics
Women harder to find than Unicorns playing stand up arcade Pac-Man games   1 pics
WOmen Who Induce Strokes   5 pics
Women wom deserve a list of their own   4 pics


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