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Last activity: May 22, 2013
Joined: Jan 13, 2010


Shoot-Yourself-Photo

Male
Seattle, Washington, US

Mayhem #1529439
Photographer

About me
Greetings Portrait and Abstract Photographer with very severe TOURETTE SYNDROME... as a social courtesy I must make this clear to avoid misunderstandings and so all people know in advance... it is harmless and is nothing to be concerned about... just best you all know before hand and important to point out... trust me it makes for an interesting experience sometimes during a shoot---ahahahah-

Unlike the CONCEPT? BTW??? To all the people in the world THAT HATE the MOST having their photo taken to the point they have been known to LITERALLY try to shoot YOU if you DARE!!!

Point "That" thing at me again.... WE and YOU?? ALL know who you or we OOOOOOOOOOOOOR an?

EVEN an ME! "An Me"??? You ask with my poor grammar intended and EVEN willing to admit I had to JUST go BACK and SPELL CHECK the Word GRAMMER??

Point and Shoot of example?

The KEY! the ONLY way to mutually NOT get Shot in both rights of conerns?

Yes, you guessed it soooooo I will shoot from the Hip, Straight Shooter Speak the Photo-Finish JUST before you decide to hit the back button?

Well, if you wish my equal suffering that also be wished to inflict endless pain on me for my long lead in? then two simple points?

I have Tourettes, Trust me? IF YOU LOOK IN MY PORTFOLIO??? You WILL see that I GET SHOT with PLENTY PAIN to cover my debt and penance for this all?

Never want to have your photo taken? Then YOU BETTER BECOME a PHOTOGRAPHER???!!!

I HATE my Photo Taken? I of ALL people? know WHAT it FEELS LIKE TO BE EXPOSED even IN WAYS BEYOND MEDICAL CONCEPTIONS? ahahahah

What it is to literally be a Photo of perpetual metaphorical and ironic poetically feel the SCOURGE of being eternally, immortally, manifested frozen in time in the same magical way photos DO?

Just that... I call my Tourettes?

THE SECOND STEALER!!!

I call my Camera? " CRYPTOPSY!!!!" But THAT is only because They are one of my favorite bands and I insist on playing bands like such during my shoots to drown out my Tourettes.

I am 100% joking about playing Death-Metal! Worry not... however it might be debatable which you would prefer whilst we shoot-

The True and most compassionate thing you can ever extend to ANYBODY is simple.

Compassionate Tolerance! not poor robotic meaningless compliments of how attractive ANY subject is and DUH-

I DO in fact own a Mirror and I DO have MAJOR "Rain-Man LIKE Boyish LIKE senses of involuntary charms to those old enough as I-lol to get that reference allusion)

Frontal Lobe Malfunctioning Mind...??? To those that cannot even understand those simple? yet very specific aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand pretty MUCH IS one of the MOST important things aside from AIR the body needs for MANY of things... Aside?

If you cannot even intuitively or otherwise ponder SOME connection of the instrumental necessity neurologically EVEN ALSO IRONICALLY NEEDED to MAKE a Foolish or even Educated guess what I mean or am concluding this point of making the simple?

deconstructed, dissected, discombobulated, and complex again and THEN when the two words conjoin and work in unionism?

THEN we finally have ART! and? Some ranting harmless NutCase THE TRUE TOURETTES Man simply trying to tell you?

I am almost incapable akin to self brain drilling lobotomy- Which ALSO IRONICALLY is the only way you COULD stand a chance to fix me??? AKA---you think I am agony and clever oooooor look it up??? DEEP BRAIN SURGERY often DBS-

Pain is beautiful, life? mostly devoid of harmony? My plight and not with ANY real sense of reality or social filters is to capture all of the beauty of the mind, my mind, your mind, the mind of whom mind turns when they DO see that to explain away?

that to which you see? too much? any much?... not sure about the last one but... Shrug....

I will say farewell and to all whom ACTUALLY read this far? I am AMAZED! for I will surly NOT even PROOF-READ THIS-lol
So? I once knocked out my friend that kept yelling at me to RUN AND GET YOUR F-ING CAMERA!!! and take a photo of this SUN-SET!! that was basically implied to be far better than any "Double RainBOW BS"

More like? a a Unicorn riding a comet during an eclipse an Asteroid Storm WHILE!!! wait for it!

WHILE? you ALSO get to? at the same moment PLAY the STAND-UP version of that early 80s Arcade Game (and YES! I am OLD even to Still have a need to watch The Princess Bride once a year or I shall perish)

anyways??? I ended up knocking him out cold, taking a deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep breath and finished watching the Sunset of no compare indeed!

BTW?LITERALLY on the VERY VERY TOP of a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Mountainous area in Ukiah Cali WORD!!!---AKA??? Basically HUMBOLDT COUNTY Region-

Up Top above reality hovers above the clouds...
As with and as well as above and as below?

You CAN explain away the meaning of anything the moment you ever think you can JUST reach out to the sky and just GRAB that Divine Creation displayed in the seconds reaped and gleaned clean optically as you all scramble and reach towards the heavens and try to RIP DOWN their curtains and stuff then in your pocket and turn and whilst away with an air of entitlement...

While we leave that poor sky at night without bowing any show of respect... leaving the sky without mourning...

I assure you I have a very high level of professionalism, manners and courtesy regardless of my involuntary disorder and is very manageable during a shoot-
If again?? You SOMEHOW made it to the end of my RANDOM and IMPULSIVE RE-EDIT and RE-PLANNING to UPGRADE AGAIN! With Model-Mayhem FULL MEMBER YO!--- I thank you for your time and I owe you at least a free Photo-Shoot--- If you also can view my photos and have an interest in making it possible to expand and refresh with ALL NEW photos!
I ALSO? AM MAKING a VERY HARD to even ME! To explain?

But basically is going to be a TOURETTES STORY BOOK to help embrace and try to share all the seconds I have STOLEN BACK!!!! From This INTERNAL and ETERNNAL Demon that seethes and slithers beneath out GENETIC TIC-ING SKIN…
While LIFE! IS FULL of! AND FILLED WITH CURSES A MANY! With US ALL EQUALLY WITHERING and Suffering under this Scolding Scourge or suffering…
My art, My Life’s Curses? I like to change into Captured Captives Compassionately Captivated by my Camera’s Caged I…

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ADORABLE enough to slay Dragons!   0 pics
ANGLE SLAYER   10 pics
backside killers   0 pics
BEST OF THE BEST   11 pics
Compositions I also am guilty of and need rehab for I am addicted to using it so much-   0 pics
Down and Gritty   6 pics
God take me NOW!!!   1 pics
Implied Motion Emotion   8 pics
I wish I could do this!   0 pics
KILLER POSTURES   8 pics
LOOKS THAT KILL   12 pics
MASTERS OF THE HEAD-SHOT!   2 pics
Nudes that Slay   15 pics
Organic stunners   5 pics
Out of This World into the nightmare!   3 pics
Painting Photos   2 pics
Perfect Head   17 pics
Perfect Perfections   11 pics
Photographers that I loath they are so good   1 pics
Photos I would willingly stab myself to death with...   3 pics
Reflected Repose...   7 pics
Semi-Nude Slayers   10 pics
SERIAL KILLERS!   0 pics
SERIES SLAYERS   2 pics
SHOOTING A SHOOTING-STAR WITH A SLING-SHOT   2 pics
That happened to me once...   4 pics
The background is a person also...   2 pics
The "happy place" I go to when bad things happen-   1 pics
UTTERLY SPEECHLESS   7 pics
Vintage styles that slay   5 pics
What Women SHOULD look LIKE   2 pics
WHY IS THIS NOT LISTED YET!!   3 pics
WOMEN and CARS are ART ALSO!   1 pics
Women harder to find than Unicorns playing stand up arcade Pac-Man games   1 pics
WOmen Who Induce Strokes   5 pics
Women wom deserve a list of their own   4 pics


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