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Last activity: Apr 05, 2014
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Shoot-Yourself-Photo

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Seattle, Washington, US

Mayhem #1529439
Photographer

About me
Alas, I am simply a Semi-Professionally and VERY UNIQUELY DISABLED Enigma and Pardora's Box Hybrid of a human being that has day to day Cage Matches with myself...

I will ASSURE YOU however despite a Medical Disorder that ONLY is RESERVED for people to whom clearly must be BLESSED with Irony strong enough to make any Siren EVEN LOSE HER SINGING LITANY of dissonance and desire all but become utterly devoid of sound???

ALAS? AGAIN????

JUST what POSSIBLE Medical Condition could possible rival and even BEAT Her at her own Graces and abilities to provoke a bone chilling alluring pull upon any whom open ears to their songs and later Shrieks of both your devoured regret and the sound of bone snapping debaucheries indulged by their kind...

Sorry my poor Sirens??

You SIMPLY can NOT OUT perform the deliverance of MY VOCAL PIPES NOR WILL you EITHER SPREAD Your Classical Mythological Curse???

Any further nor make it to even the ironic salvation seeking shore I implore you all get a head start and best begin your best swim asap before it is all of you to whom will be befallen to the mighty scourge of the very lungs that could hush any flames of hell's all but be snuffed out???

BY even ONE pounced Projecting and beckoning cadence of my Dirge...

In a manner of words and vague curses a plenty will drown out all the Siren's wails and cries as they all are welcome to TRY to OUT YELL the Curses I unleash that could rip the very Heavens in two if I am not careful...

okay.... now I got all that poetic frills and DEFINED MY DENOTED and ANOINTED MOUTH OF WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Take a peak at some very obsolete and old work of mine-lol

NEW ones will soon pop up!-

Stay Tune to my tune?

I invite ANY whom would care to unravel my incontinent yet? challenging as it is confusing???

WHAT F-ing???? Medical Disorder do you have Guy????

For now? Take a look inside my Portfolio and you will see even some of me in the middle of them all and trapped in the chasm of my own Curses and Demons...

I am rather decent at very traditional desired styles of Bubble-Gum Blondie Beauties-

BUT---I am your GUY WHEN you NEED some RATHER COLORFUL HEAD-SHOTS and I WORK the BEST with THE CLOSER RANGES THAT MOST MODELS at TIMES FEAR and DREAD the?

CLOSE UP!!!--

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!

Worry not!-

I do killer touch up work if you need it or not- it is on the house-

I have quells with Pros that charge extra for Blemish work-

UNLESS--- IT IS LABORIOUS....lol

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ADORABLE enough to slay Dragons!   0 pics
ANGLE SLAYER   9 pics
backside killers   0 pics
BEST OF THE BEST   11 pics
Compositions I also am guilty of and need rehab for I am addicted to using it so much-   0 pics
Down and Gritty   6 pics
God take me NOW!!!   1 pics
Implied Motion Emotion   7 pics
I wish I could do this!   0 pics
KILLER POSTURES   7 pics
LOOKS THAT KILL   10 pics
MASTERS OF THE HEAD-SHOT!   2 pics
Nudes that Slay   15 pics
Organic stunners   5 pics
Out of This World into the nightmare!   3 pics
Painting Photos   2 pics
Perfect Head   16 pics
Perfect Perfections   11 pics
Photographers that I loath they are so good   1 pics
Photos I would willingly stab myself to death with...   3 pics
Reflected Repose...   6 pics
Semi-Nude Slayers   9 pics
SERIAL KILLERS!   0 pics
SERIES SLAYERS   1 pics
SHOOTING A SHOOTING-STAR WITH A SLING-SHOT   0 pics
That happened to me once...   4 pics
The background is a person also...   2 pics
The "happy place" I go to when bad things happen-   1 pics
UTTERLY SPEECHLESS   6 pics
Vintage styles that slay   5 pics
What Women SHOULD look LIKE   1 pics
WHY IS THIS NOT LISTED YET!!   3 pics
WOMEN and CARS are ART ALSO!   1 pics
Women harder to find than Unicorns playing stand up arcade Pac-Man games   1 pics
WOmen Who Induce Strokes   5 pics
Women wom deserve a list of their own   4 pics


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