Pie Bear

Welcome to Model Mayhem! The internet's favorite model/photographer portfolio website. Yes.. we spoke to the internet and that's what he told us. He's a good guy.

How did an average stuffed animal get to be the spokesbear for a major modeling website?  Well, contrary to what you might read in the tabloids, I did NOT snuggle my way to the top.  I have too much self-respect for that.  I bribed my way.  You'd be amazed by how far baked desserts will get you in life.

I've worked with some of the best photographers and models around the world (my definition of "the best" being "those who are smart enough to work with me") and now I'm semi-retired so I can focus my energy on making sure Model Mayhem stays as awesome as it has for all these years.  More awesome, even.  We predict levels of awesome never before known to science.  And science knows a lot of awesome.

So check things out.  Meet some people.  Make some great images.  Have fun.  And most importantly, eat pie.