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Experience: Very Experienced
Compensation: Depends on Assignment
Genres: Acting
Performance Artist

Last activity: Sep 23, 2014
Joined: Sep 17, 2012


HARWINTON, Connecticut, US
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Mayhem #2786240

MM URL: http://www.modelmayhem.com/theberzh

About me
Arrogance is ignorance folks. I know what I'm doing when it comes to taking a great photograph and using studio lighting. There is a difference between arrogance and confidence. Work with me or your out the door. I have the ability to pull the best out of any type of person and capture them in a photograph no matter what their age or what their attitude is. I've photographed freshly born 6 day old children to sweet ripe 100 year crotchety old people. Under on circumstances do I pay models for posing for me. Even if you think your skin sheds gold flakes, you piss platinum and shit pearls directly to the jewelry store. Please do not ask to be paid or send me messages including your "rates" and "tour dates." If you're new into modeling and want to get some "quick cash", I'm really not the guy to ask to pay you. When I do big shoots, I get paid outright from whom ever the sources might be at that time which are organizing the event, and the models get paid by that source as well. Monies don't come from me unless I sell pieces of my work. Then and only then shall an agreement be made on percentages of the model. I am fair and honest with all the people I work with and make clear of all the happenings in the business workings in a case of selling their images. I require all models to sign a waiver for usage of their image upon agreement for the use of their image for big projects they are chosen for. You will need to actually get to know me If you are chosen for a project or asked to come back for an artistic project. I must become emotionally comfortable with you as an artist and you must jive with my personality. The first shoot usually entails getting to know you. Then we determine what type of project the model can be used for. My photography is an art business and I run my photography business in accordance to building revenue and expansion for the business. I can help build a cool portfolio for you too. I do specifically chosen TFP shoots and only trade for proofs. Write me and lets talk about it. If you wish you have printable photos for your business, event, wedding, head shots or modeling portfolio, please ask me what my rates are. Under no circumstance do I let fully printable images out of my possession. Not even if you offer sexual favors, so don't even try it. I photograph for a lot of fun artistic projects. If you would like to be a part of any of those fun projects, and maybe just want to do a fun shoot, then please feel free to ask for more details. I am always looking for like minded artists and models to work with.

Please have a Facebook profile too. If you don't, then you are weird. Most of my latest work can be seen on Facebook. I have nothing to hide on there and on here. I don't play my life like a game of poker. In other words, I don't hide anything from anyone. I show all my cards right from the start. Some people think I'm weird for that. Fuck um. And who in their right mind would pay for a MM account when the quality of your work can been seen within a handful of photos and there are other free websites which can be linked up to which thousands of photos can be posted. Besides, most the folks on this website are weirdo sexually disturbed pervs anyway. I've done psychological tests to prove it. I socialize with my business and a tight circle of friends whom which I network with. Please be ready to socialize with me a little before a shoot. I like to know who I am letting into my circle. If you are socially retarded, then beware! But don't be afraid. I can and know how to handle social retards as well.

If you think I sound like an arrogant dick, deal with it. I have strict rules to my art and my craft and don't need screw ups who think they are their own self righteous made up god's gift to creation coming in and trying to tell me how to run my life. Besides, how else do you expect someone to deal with a herd of compulsive narcissistic retards? What better better way then to give them a taste of their own medicine. I'm not on here to make friends, to try to have sex or try to "hook up" with models or treat this website like all the other free dating websites out there. I'm here to make art and take awesome photographs. If you have other ulterior motives, (whether you are male or female) it's pretty self evident what they are. Just be honest. If you have sexual questions, then feel free to ask. I'm an expert on human sexuality. I study it for my craft.

Art is the creative imagery which drive other's minds to flow in a means to want to create as well and spark their subconscious mind. Perception and expansion of the mind and to capture an emotional state is the means to my artistically creative projects. I favor the arts and work with other like-minded artists and creative people.

I am currently shooting a documentary on the punk rock scene (which is right up my alley), writing my third script and producing a feature length film. If you have any interest in the film business, or are looking to create really cool looking works of art, then definitely send me a message.

I love gardening too. So if you are into gardening and do organic seed trading then message me. If not, then you are obligated as a human being to start!!! Do it now and help preserve the bees.

Don't step on spiders either, or I'll step on your face!

I am always traveling between Los Angeles, and CT shooting models, weddings, and head shots for actors. Right now I am in Connecticut.

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