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(DO NOT make me give you a fresh one!).
Slowly and insidiously... I will TAKE THIS SITE OVER!!!! JOIN ME and be my minions or, acolytes or... Henchmen(Or those red shirt guys on Star trek... "Ensign Kowalski?).
"I don't think you have what it takes to be a S.S. STAR....!
But we can sure try!!! (it's an inside stupid joke you guys...!)
And now: for something completely different..
I am STILL totally addicted to Planters Dry roasted Cashews!!!
I need help man... I need help!
Update: I thought I had this cashew thing beat... Been trying to substitute cheap, generic cheesy corn curls... Why won't they work for me? Dry roasted cashews: Curse your damned deliciousness!!!!
Class: Photographer/ illusionist/ fighter
Hit points: 206
Strength: 17 (+1 on shoots, +2 on editing)
Charisma: 20 (+3 on all charm attacks)
Has fun on all shoots and FORCES all models to have fun as well (+3 charm spell). Shoots at an incredibly high rate of success and keeps the models coming back for more. Loves what he does so he is EXTRA dangerous when inspired (triple damage on all cool arty shoots).
Jack Daniel's (automatic double damage to him), Cartoons (loses 1 point of intelligence/half hour), models with great legs (if around too long, He loses one experience level per photo shoot). Old school Punk (will mosh himself to death if left alone because he's too bloody old to still do it) Will stop EVERYTHING for Planters Dry roasted Cashews leaving him very vulnerable to mental attacks (He is only able to say: "go away! I'm eating my peanuts!")... Is a closet geek (well, not so closet anymore!).
What can I say about myself... I'm a musician first, photographer second, make-up artist third, stylist (a sad one at that) fourth, amateur cook, fifth and most importantly, Rose Taylor's favorite son (I don't need anything more than the love of my mommy!)
Anyway, I gotta tell you, photography has been a blast. It's taken me across this great nation many times, to Europe and the U.K for extended periods, and... It continues to be interesting as well as changing with each passing moment (Still trying to master this "digital thang."). Models: I'm so easy going and (even after 12 years of doing this) treat each shoot like it's my first.
No TFP for commercial stuff... Only for figgy stuff or things for my shower/Eurotrash series... Sorry!
Also understand that I DO NOT turn over a disc of raws nor do I sign any release forms unless I am a hired gun!!!
Now, for the REALLY bad news:
No offense but I do not pay models to test. Sorry and please do not approach me if that is your only interest... I want to work with artist, not capitalist!
Oakaly doakaly, that's it about me. Through all of the doofuses, GWC's and wannabes... I have had a WONDERFUL experience on this site!!! It's been a thrill to actually meet other folks that are actively interested in a field that has been so good to me; let's keep this party going, okay (whoop, whoop!)!?!
P.S. Thanks for all of the "friends" and "tags!"
Oh, by the way:
THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE SO, could you models PLEASE stop contacting me because you saw my foxy loxy "Jerrr-curl self portrait! I understand, I'm a total PIMP-JUICE layin' down the goon hand PLAYA and the crazy hair/perpetual stoned eyes look is almost irresistible but... Control yourselves ladies!!! (I've always wanted to see this posted on a shooters page!!)
Model of the moment...
Awwww... She "Cray cray..." but she MY cray cray!
So...If you know me, then you will most likely know Kelly as well..she has been everything to me and, is simply one of the best models out there... period. And for the record: "Good glue may weaken over time but... It never fails in holding the bond (This brutha is DEEP!!!)."
BOOK HER DAMMIT! she will only make your work stronger... I promise! Mayhem #656693