SMFKNSPhotographer Female San Francisco, California, US My MM URL: http://www.modelmayhem.com/bijoubunnygirl
Mayhem # 717946
Honestly... ok... I sat down and tried to get HALF of my new work on here.
I cannot.... hahahaha. GO TO THE LINK.
From this point on... I'm going to sound like a HUGE bitch... and I have to... been doing this for a good part of a decade and I'm tired of being "nice" about my rules/regulations and STILL getting a throng of morons who act like they cannot read. I get a lot nicer at the end and I'm a HUGE dork/dweeb in person lol but right now... it's bitch mode.
First thing's first.... STOP. Look at your ID. If you are under 18 I will not work with you. No... I don't shoot nudes... but I don't shoot underage models because (how do I put this....) I don't think you are emotionally ready for the place my imagination will want to take you. You may THINK you're ready... and that's cute... really... but you're not. This work I've done so far... is just a taste... a morsel... of what I have in mind. As far as you're concerned I am the Jedi Master... the Masaya... the ENTITY of the weird, the perverted, the strange, the violent, the vivid and the sexual (as well as sensual). Honey... baby.. sweetie... you're not ready. Call me when you're 18.
I DO have rates... and they are 25% OFF if you are a student (you must have a current school ID). Otherwise... wait for one of my castings for a specific shoot. Or fork me some $$$ for one of YOUR ideas.
I only do tf* if it's MY concept. Period.
Do not message me with rates. I've got something to offer... and let's face it... most models ARE replaceable. I should know... I've done it a thousand times.
I am the model known as "ANI-MUHL". Don't be alarmed.. it's still me lol.
Bottom line shit.. If you send me a FR and I don't like your work.. I will not add you. More than half of you worthless motherfuckers have no vision or taste or creativity. I do not reward shitty artists with their shitty artwork. If no one told you that you sucked.. I'll be the first one to do it.
The name's Sri.
Say it like Sree
It's Hindu.. meaning diffusion of light.
as in.. my inner light brings happiness to others
Even though my name is from India.. I'm from Sacramento.. haha
In regards to photography:
Escorts are cool, as long as you have a cool escort. No BF/Husband or GF/Wife drama. I will end the shoot abruptly and not work with you again.
IF YOU.. have an overly jealous bf/gf/wife/husband/2nd cousin/dog named spot... WHATEVER.. and they tend to hold you back from doing shoots or control you/your shoots in ANY way.. DO NOT ask to work with me. Get your shit together first. You're your own person.. OWN your life.. don't BE owned.
*I tend to tell my hilarious stories and crack jokes while I shoot... If you do not have a sense of humor.. don't contact me hahaha
I do BOTH hair and make up.. so no one else is needed.. (I am a one woman army lol)
I AM ALSO A MODEL... "ANI-MUHL" on the top 4
Some info on me
I'm often described as "crazy" or "unreal"..
My conversations are legendary
I'm a creative mastermind
I make everything into a sex joke easily
I can make anyone laugh.. guaranteed hahaha
I used to be called ugly.. I wonder why they stopped ;D
I'm EXTREMELY confident (if I walk passed you.. you will notice me.. even if there's a dog chewing your legs off hahaha)
I don't believe in "TMI" lol.. I have no secrets haha ask.. and I'll give you the answer.. straight up.. no bullshit..
Yeah I'm straight forward.. so what lol
I question everything.. I don't take things how they're given to me..
I can only learn if I experience it.. I don't take peoples' words for advice.. they're not me.
I believe that this world is a universe in itself because no one sees this world the same way.
If I don't end up married when I get old.. I'm going to be the HOTTEST cougar.. EVER!! hahaha!
I'm also.. a goof/spazz lol
I marched for gay rights in 4 1/2'' $100 shoes and bunny ears
I hate Billy Mays.. he keeps yelling at me.. O_o
I LOVE CSI/Forensic Files/Cold Case/Snapped
My Teddy bear has a hole in the crotch.. and I don't know why.. lol
I love to read Harry Potter books
My favorite lollipop is a Cherry Tootsie pop
I frolic in moonlight..
I hardly come out during the day.. (VAMPIRE?! o_O)
I'm IN LOVE... with a band called Deftones.. we share Sacramento blood..
I don't wear underwear.. yeah.. I'm pretty much commando 24/7
F*CK "reality" tv.. and disney (no black princess..wtf.. jasmine and pocahontas don't count.. that crazy b*tch talks to trees.. LOL)
People keep saying they "love my look"...what do I "look" like? O_o
We're all a little gay.. don't worry about it lol
I also work as a figure model for old people
I've had my writing and photography published in diff magazines
I work for/with NORCAL magazine and I plan on working with more within the year
EVERYTIME I chew bubble gum it gets all over my damn face O_<
I eat like a garbage disposal.. but I don't show it..
My tummy feels funny.. ALIENS!! O_O!!
I accidentally started a gay riot once.. but then I ran off because I was drunk and underage LOL!
I ALSO accidentally got into a street race on my 21st bday weekend.. and won. My only regret is that I couldn't stick my foot out of the window with my bright red 5 inch heel on (since the car was on my right), so they could see I was a woman that could out drive their ass! BOOM POW!
"The world WILL remember me.."
by the way... just because I have A LOT of friends.. doesn't mean I'm a stuck up hoe. I LOVE talking to new people.. so say "hey"
Just so you know... I DO shit-list models for being horrible
oh look! here's one now!
MM# 2350952: didn't seem to have any boundaries. Pretty much came on to me the entire shoot and actually tried to get me to DITCH my next shoot to do god knows what. I know.. I'm hot. But you need to respect me as a photographer and as a WOMAN. I'm not too sane to not fuck someone up if need be.