ANI-MUHLModel Female San Francisco, California, US My MM URL: http://www.modelmayhem.com/sridiculous
Mayhem # 2508029
About Me..Je veux m'enfuir avec quelqu'un.. quelque part.. un jour.. une certaine façon.
..I want to run away with someone.. somewhere.. someday.. some way.
I AM LOOKING TO WORK WITH THE PEOPLE THAT I ADD.. this isn't random love. It's just lust.
I have a seriously raw "IDGAF" attitude.. wanna see? ;D
I'm more of a muse than a model...
I have many many stories.. enough for multiple lifetimes.
I'm not afraid of showing myself.. and I want to work with people who aren't afraid of looking.
I have scars. I don't have perfect skin. I have split ends. My teeth aren't blindingly white. I'm not so skinny that you can play musical tunes on my ribs. I call myself "ANI-MUHL".. because I am one.
I am here to make some art.
In regards to me modeling:
If I am shooting with you and you suddenly start to:
-Make sexual advances
-Make me UNBELIEVABLY uncomfortable
-Ask me to expose MYSELF
-Smell my hair when you think I'm not paying attention
-Become seriously inappropriate
-Make moves on me
-Offer me drugs or alcohol to "loosen me up"
-Ask me out
-Show me your guns/knives/weapons
Please know.. that I reserve the right.. to pepper spray the shit out of your face.. throw rocks at your dick (because a woman would never be this creepy).. and run off to tell EVERYONE not to work with you (and complete the act by reporting you to MM, post about it in threads AND my profile WITH a link to your site/MM page and file a report to the police so if you do this to someone else.. THERE'S A RECORD WITH YOUR NAME ON IT).. I don't fuck around on this...I really don't.
These photogs broke the rules:
**There are SOME people that I cannot put on this list but DESERVE to be on it. If you have been harassed etc. by ANY of these people or anyone ELSE, then make a report to the MM Moderators. They keep tabs on stuff like this and delete profiles of repeat offenders.The more people who report.. the safer MM will be.**
Now, if the above scares you a little... because you're not professional while you shoot... mmmmaybe.. you shouldn't talk to me.. or any other model. My safety comes FIRST.. and if I feel threatened.. all hell will UNDOUBTEDLY.. break loose.
If you ARE professional... and want to shoot... there's still some things you should know..
Include whether or not the gig is paid... and don't be offended if I say something like "my rates are very reasonable"... because they are.. and I'M the one who gets to select who I do TF with. Besides... I'm fuckin awesome to work with hahaha why shouldn't I get paid :D ...PLUS... things are expensive... such as gas/food (don't bother with the "I'll buy you gas/food"bit... I want $$$ more).
I don't do bikini shots,lingerie shots, or meaningless nudes. Go find a dumb pretty blonde girl. I'm too cool for that sh*t. 8-D
Here's a taste of my personality:
I'm often described as "crazy" or "unreal"..
My conversations are legendary
I'm a creative mastermind
I make everything into a sex joke easily
I can make anyone laugh.. guaranteed hahaha
I used to be called ugly.. I wonder why they stopped ;D
I'm EXTREMELY confident (if I walk passed you.. you will notice me.. even if there's a dog chewing your legs off hahaha)
I don't believe in "TMI" lol.. I have no secrets haha ask.. and I'll give you the answer.. straight up.. no bullshit..
Yeah I'm straight forward.. so what lol
I question everything.. I don't take things how they're given to me..
I can only learn if I experience it.. I don't take peoples' words for advice.. they're not me.
I believe that this world is a universe in itself because no one sees this world the same way.
If I don't end up married when I get old.. I'm going to be the HOTTEST cougar.. EVER!! hahaha!
I'm also.. a goof/spazz :D lol
I marched for gay rights in 4 1/2'' $100 shoes and bunny ears
I hate Billy Mays.. he keeps yelling at me.. O_o
I LOVE CSI/Forensic Files/Cold Case/Snapped
My Teddy bear has a hole in the crotch.. and I don't know why.. lol
I love to read Harry Potter books
My favorite lollipop is a Cherry Tootsie pop
I frolic in moonlight..
I hardly come out during the day.. (VAMPIRE?! o_O)
I'm IN LOVE... with a band called Deftones.. we share Sacramento blood..
I don't wear underwear.. yeah.. I'm pretty much commando 24/7
F*CK "reality" tv.. and disney (no black princess..wtf.. jasmine and pocahontas don't count.. that crazy b*tch talks to trees.. LOL)
People keep saying they "love my look"...what do I "look" like? O_o
We're all a little gay.. don't worry about it lol
I also work as a figure model for old people
I've had my writing and photography published in diff magazines
EVERYTIME I chew bubble gum it gets all over my damn face O_<
I eat like a garbage disposal.. but I don't show it..
My tummy feels funny.. ALIENS!! O_O!!
I accidentally started a gay riot once.. but then I ran off because I was drunk and underage LOL!
I ALSO accidentally got into a street race on my 21st bday weekend.. and won. My only regret is that I couldn't stick my foot out of the window with my bright red 5 inch heel on (since the car was on my right), so they could see I was a woman that could out drive their ass! BOOM POW!
"The world WILL remember me..."