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Hi, I'm Max Johnson. No, I'm not kidding, that's really my name. It's an excellent ice-breaker at parties.
I'm here to shoot goth, alternative, fetish, and other things that nice girls and boys don't get involved with.
So right off, I want to clarify a couple things...
First, I'm not here to hook up, feel up, or have any other up-related activities with models. I'm married, and I intend for things to stay that way.
Second, I have a day job, so shoots are strictly evenings or weekends only. Gotta pay the bills... but just because photography is not my profession does not mean I'm not professional.
Third, said day job pays for things like mortgage and food, so I'm going to be doing TFP for now. Oh, unless you want to pay me. That would be cool, too.
Fourth, I'm f*cking awesome. Seriously. One time I took a photo SO HARD that lightning struck. Also, I think it rained Jack Daniels for a few minutes.
Strike that last. I'm only like... 10% awesome at most. Really, I'm just a geeky goofy artist who wants to constantly push the boundaries of his own artistic vistas. Or horizons. Whichever, I'm not that picky.
If you are curious, this is what I look like... when I'm trying to look cool (get it? cool? Hah! I'm sooo funny!):
