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Check this one out....... Dear Eric Muss-Barnes, I saw your thread in the model matters forum and you announced that you were interested in an escort job for models. All joking aside, if you are serious, I am looking for an escort that I will pay to accompany me on TFP, paid shoots, runway jobs, etc. I can offer you $8/hr which is as much as I can afford for now, but if you add that up for a 4 hr shoot thats an extra $32 dollars in your pocket (off-books) which in just for one shoot. And I plan to do multiple shoots per week. (It's basically the same as babysitting wages and you will have to do much less). Also, where exactly in CA are you located? I'm in LA, if you are not than this might be a problem. But if you are interested, then message me back. Warm Regards, The Model ---------------------------------------------------- Dear Model, You have got to be joking. Why would you hire me, a total stranger, to be your escort on photoshoots with total strangers? Don't get me wrong. The idea of getting paid to just hang out with a beautiful model and make sure no one accosts her is certainly a great notion. Surely you must have a female friend or a boyfriend or someone who would do it for free. What would you need me for? I'm not saying "no" I'm just saying, "why"? In answer to your question, I'm in Burbank. Eric ---------------------------------------------------- Dear Eric Muss-Barnes, Okay. Thank you for your reply. The Model ---------------------------------------------------- Dear Model, Okay? Okay what? I didn't turn you down. I asked you very specific questions and you did not answer them. I was open to discuss this with you, if you wanted to answer my queries. Eric ---------------------------------------------------- Never heard from her again .......... Sep 24 05 02:19 pm Link LOL she must not know the direct approach  Sep 24 05 02:50 pm Link you were thinking WAY too much, dude that's what freaked her out lol she wanted some no necked, thick headed numbskull to scare away the pervy boys but, heh, $8/hr is $8/hr Sep 24 05 02:51 pm Link My, but she's a clever one! Sep 24 05 02:54 pm Link How come I knew this one was coming? Sep 24 05 03:27 pm Link Eric Muss-Barnes wrote: OMG, report her to the IRS! Sep 24 05 03:31 pm Link wow Sep 24 05 03:44 pm Link Ok Eric. Why don't you show us the ones you get from prison convicts too. haha  Sep 24 05 03:59 pm Link Eric Muss-Barnes wrote: Wow she even did the math for you! But I haven't earned $8/hr since I was 16. It's funny to me that she would think this would be worth your time Sep 25 05 05:28 am Link lol..at least charge more than mcdonald's..they are paying $9.00 an hour in the city and $10.00 at in and out burgers lmao Sep 25 05 09:19 am Link Hell, I'll do it for her at $8 an hour. Provided she pays my airfare and accommodations to Cali. I am due for another vacation.Sep 25 05 10:16 am Link Have her pay for gas too. And weapons. I prefer a 9mm Beretta for my protective services. And some cool sunglasses. Oh, and one of those wierd synthetic knives like Ming Tsai sells on the Food Network. Oh sorry, that was for the lettuce chopping job.... Sep 25 05 10:22 am Link IsabelAurora wrote: This is why I was honestly NOT sure if she was joking around or not. Sep 25 05 01:28 pm Link rp_photo wrote: LMAO! Sep 25 05 02:22 pm Link I can't believe it!~But than again there is a lot of stuff that's weird, especially on the inet~! Sep 25 05 02:29 pm Link Right after I got out of the Army, I was offered a job as a "specialy security consultant" in Seattle. They liked my background and education. I can kill people with all kinds of stuff, yet wear a tux well and know how to carry on a conversation that isn't like, "Uh, Thorg bored standing around..." I politely turned them down. But my job would have been escoting people to all kinds of things, I would have made a LOT more than 8 bucks per! orinxpress wrote: Personally, I can't stand 9MM. I like the way a .45 slug cavitates when it hits a body, the exit wounds are SO much nastier. When I went to "trouble" spots for the Dept of Defense and later on the Army, I always carried my M1911A1. Sep 25 05 05:19 pm Link I had no idea babysitters were making $8/hr these days.. Sep 25 05 05:21 pm Link John Jebbia wrote: Perhaps the rate was so low because a fringe-benefit of preventing sleazy photographers from trying to get in her pants, was that I would've been allowed to get in her pants! Sep 25 05 07:34 pm Link Eric Muss-Barnes wrote: I'm so jealous. I wanted an escort. Sep 25 05 07:37 pm Link LOL,is she for real? haha Sep 25 05 07:39 pm Link 8 bucks an hour!? i only got 5 a couple years ago. I would have been all over that!! haaa Sep 29 05 04:53 am Link "DEE dee deeeeeeeeee!" Sep 29 05 10:59 am Link |
