Photographer
DJTalStudios
Posts: 602
Seattle, Washington, US
Ok after being here for a while I just had to post this.
I don't like Eric Muss-Barnes and here are the reasons.
1. He's funnier than I could ever be.
2. His pictures are better than mine.
3. He has a cooler hair style than I do
4. Models dig him.
5. He ruins models. That's because after he's shot them they don't want to shoot with anyone else.
6. People mistake him for Jon Cryer
7. He saw Justine Bateman in a mall.
8. He's more artistic than I am.
9. He has a better cooler site than mine
10.He's had gallery showings of his work.
I will be adding more to this list as I discover more things to dislike about this person... LOL
Photographer
AG Photo
Posts: 298
Easton, Pennsylvania, US
Wow DJ...you're sounding like a stalker...after all, the guy is good but come o-
...wait a second...
he actually SAW Justine Bateman? That's incredible..did he actually talk to her or...(gulp)... touch her?
Makeup Artist
Reese
Posts: 1136
Newport News, Virginia, US
"I like you Dj Foothill..."
::::Reese pats him on back and gives him a little kiss on the cheek::::
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to find Eric... I want to invite him to my Rice Crispies Fight party..."
Photographer
udor
Posts: 25255
New York, New York, US
Posted by Reese:
"I like you Dj Foothill..."
::::Reese pats him on back and gives him a little kiss on the cheek::::
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to find Eric... I want to invite him to my Rice Crispies Fight party..." OUCH!
LMAO
Photographer
CreativeSandBoxStudio
Posts: 1984
London, England, United Kingdom
So who said photographers don't have a sense of humor
Makeup Artist
Reese
Posts: 1136
Newport News, Virginia, US
"Alex? You and Udo are invited to the Rice Crispies fight party too..."
Photographer
CreativeSandBoxStudio
Posts: 1984
London, England, United Kingdom
Posted by Reese:
"Alex? You and Udo are invited to the Rice Crispies fight party too..." Don't sexcite a Rice Crispies junkie....but I want marshmellows dripping off everyone's...nevermind....perv sec.
Photographer
Sophistocles
Posts: 21320
Seattle, Washington, US
Posted by Alex Alexander:
So who said photographers don't have a sense of humor Bitter models?
(running and hiding from those bitter models now)
Photographer
R. Olson (RO)
Posts: 971
Seattle, Washington, US
Posted by Alex Alexander:
So who said photographers don't have a sense of humor We all have a sense of humor but the government regulatory commission of photography forbids us from using it and instead we are suppose to be mean and evil.
Photographer
udor
Posts: 25255
New York, New York, US
Posted by Reese:
"Alex? You and Udo are invited to the Rice Crispies fight party too..." Thanks! I always wanted to have a rice crispy fight party with a hot irish chink... LOL
Photographer
CreativeSandBoxStudio
Posts: 1984
London, England, United Kingdom
Posted by Udo R Photography:
Posted by Reese:
"Alex? You and Udo are invited to the Rice Crispies fight party too..." Thanks! I always wanted to have a rice crispy fight party with a hot irish chink... LOL Udo I am 1/4 Irish..does that mean I get in on the action also.
Model
Donna Ricci
Posts: 600
Burbank, California, US
I don't like him cause he's a big smelly head! And he dresses funny!
Seriously y'all. Don't hate, appreciate. The Eric rocks. I adore him.
Then again, it's cause he touches me in my good places.
-Donna
Photographer
udor
Posts: 25255
New York, New York, US
Posted by Alex Alexander:
Posted by Udo R Photography:
Posted by Reese:
"Alex? You and Udo are invited to the Rice Crispies fight party too..." Thanks! I always wanted to have a rice crispy fight party with a hot irish chink... LOL Udo I am 1/4 Irish..does that mean I get in on the action also.
Well, I made a mistake... she's a hot CELTIC chick, and in the end the same...
However, she did invite US and hence it really doesn't matter what blood, as long as it's red, flows in us, as long as we have a heartbeat... we should go... LOL
Photographer
空
Posts: 5264
New York, New York, US
Having been the court jester of OMP for the past 6 months or so, it is nice to company in the funny loony group, I will have to catch up here, But second fiddle is OKay with me, as long as I get to fiddle with myself.
Photographer
DJTalStudios
Posts: 602
Seattle, Washington, US
See MORE reasons I don't like him.
11. He gets invited to rice crispy fights before me (Hell I didn't even get invited.) But I did get a kiss,
12. He gets to touch Donna in her good spots.
Photographer
Glamour Studio /Gary
Posts: 1237
Posted by R. Olson (RO):
Posted by Alex Alexander:
So who said photographers don't have a sense of humor We all have a sense of humor but the government regulatory commission of photography forbids us from using it and instead we are suppose to be mean and evil. You forgot perverted.
Photographer
R. Olson (RO)
Posts: 971
Seattle, Washington, US
Posted by Glamour Studio /Gary:
Posted by R. Olson (RO):
Posted by Alex Alexander:
So who said photographers don't have a sense of humor We all have a sense of humor but the government regulatory commission of photography forbids us from using it and instead we are suppose to be mean and evil. You forgot perverted. Some more than others but thanks for the oversight check
Photographer
DJTalStudios
Posts: 602
Seattle, Washington, US
Posted by Chris Ambler:
Posted by Alex Alexander:
So who said photographers don't have a sense of humor Bitter models?
(running and hiding from those bitter models now) LMAO @ Chris cowering from the Bitter Models Squad.
Photographer
空
Posts: 5264
New York, New York, US
no sense of humor--
I blame it on the stop bath--that acid will kill anything
Photographer
- null -
Posts: 4576
Well, I feel awkward entering this thread without my theme music ... Posted By DJ Foothill:
1. He's funnier than I could ever be.
2. His pictures are better than mine.
3. He has a cooler hair style than I do.
4. Models dig him.
5. He gets to shoot hotter Models than I do. That's because after he's shot them they don't want to shoot with anyone else.
6. People mistake him for Jon Cryer
7. He saw Justine Bateman in a mall.
8. He's more artistic than I am.
9. He has a better cooler site than mine.
10. He's had gallery showings of his work.
11. He gets invited to rice crispy fights before me (Hell I didn't even get invited.) But I did get a kiss,
12. He gets to touch Donna in her good spots.
You forgot:
13. Great in the sack.
14. Dated a 6'0" glamazon model and she said his personality reminded her of Han Solo.
15. Exclusively shot photos for the past 3 years using a poopy 3MP point-and-shoot Fuji and just upgraded to a dSLR ... today!
P.S. I'd delete #5. Your models read that and they won't want to work with you again either! You have a lot of black and latino ladies in your portfolio - you should know better than to piss THEM off. They be talkin' 'bout - "Di'jew see what DJ Foothill wrote!? He say Eric Muss-Barnes has hotter models! Hotter than ME? I don' TINK so! Just who the hell does DJ Foothill think he is!!!!?! Who he trying to get crazy wit' 'esse? Don't he know I loco!?"
As for Justine Bateman, let's get it straight - it was NOT in a mall. It was in the nice, Gucci Ralphs supermarket (for those of you in the Valley, the "Ghetto Ralphs" is at Vineland and Magnolia and the "Gucci Ralphs" is at Vineland and Ventura) and she was pushing a blue, racecar shopping cart with her kid in it.
No, I did not speak to her. What was I gonna say? Point at her baby daughter and say, "I've wanted to give you one of those since 1984!"
I don't think so.
But, I will say, Justine Bateman is still take-my-breath-away BEAUTIFUL.
![https://www.nndb.com/people/068/000025990/justine-bateman-sized.jpg]()
Posted By Reese:
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to find Eric... I want to invite him to
my Rice Crispies Fight party..."
The first rule of Rice Crispies Fight Party is - you do not talk about Fight Party. The second rule of Rice Crispies Fight Party is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Party.
Photographer
DJTalStudios
Posts: 602
Seattle, Washington, US
16. Shops at Gucci Ralphs LOL
Gehead... Keep em comin big boy.... Give me more and more reasons not to like ya. LMAO.
I knew that you could appreciate this one.
Photographer
空
Posts: 5264
New York, New York, US
Wait Eric is Justine Bateman
Photographer
robotbones
Posts: 119
Austin, Texas, US
i say we jump him
i hate these kids, think there so cool with there rice crispy fights things
(i say while loading my guns)
Photographer
Lesley Brown
Posts: 172
Marfa, Texas, US
did someone say rice crispy? i am hungry.
Photographer
- null -
Posts: 4576
Posted by robotbones:
i say we jump him
i hate these kids, think there so cool with there rice crispy fights things
(i say while loading my guns) "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
![https://www.amra.pl/star/38.jpg]()
Photographer
DJTalStudios
Posts: 602
Seattle, Washington, US
Posted by robotbones:
i say we jump him
i hate these kids, think there so cool with there rice crispy fights things
(i say while loading my guns) You know what I mean then Robotbones... shopping at their Gucci Ralphs... With their Depeche Mode hair.
(Loads his super soaker with the Mayo Miracle whip combo) LOL
Photographer
Arturo J
Posts: 126
Fremont, California, US
Photographer
DJTalStudios
Posts: 602
Seattle, Washington, US
Posted by Arturo J:
Bows to EricMB;-) Kicks Arturo out of the forum... This is the I don't like Eric forum damnit!!!!!
17. Has other photographers bowing to him...
Damn just keeps racking it up. LOL
Photographer
空
Posts: 5264
New York, New York, US
I guess I should not DWMMing
(self deletion for I should not Drink while Model Mayheming,
Be careful out there people.)
Mark goes back to hooking up a breathalizer to the computer keyboard and installing an air-bag for crashes.
Model
Donna Ricci
Posts: 600
Burbank, California, US
(Loads his super soaker with the Mayo Miracle whip combo) LOL
Oh so THAT'S how they faux cum shots in gay porns!
Kidding people kidding! Love ya DJ
Photographer
Brian Kirk
Posts: 175
Asheville, North Carolina, US
Posted by Donna Ricci:
(Loads his super soaker with the Mayo Miracle whip combo) LOL
Oh so THAT'S how they faux cum shots in gay porns!
Kidding people kidding! Love ya DJ
LOL - love it ...
Photographer
DJTalStudios
Posts: 602
Seattle, Washington, US
18. Get's guilded invitations to events by Donna Ricci...
Photographer
Star
Posts: 17966
Los Angeles, California, US
Posted by Eric Muss-Barnes:
Well, I feel awkward entering this thread without my theme music ...
Posted By DJ Foothill:
1. He's funnier than I could ever be.
2. His pictures are better than mine.
3. He has a cooler hair style than I do.
4. Models dig him.
5. He gets to shoot hotter Models than I do. That's because after he's shot them they don't want to shoot with anyone else.
6. People mistake him for Jon Cryer
7. He saw Justine Bateman in a mall.
8. He's more artistic than I am.
9. He has a better cooler site than mine.
10. He's had gallery showings of his work.
11. He gets invited to rice crispy fights before me (Hell I didn't even get invited.) But I did get a kiss,
12. He gets to touch Donna in her good spots.
You forgot:
13. Great in the sack.
14. Dated a 6'0" glamazon model and she said his personality reminded her of Han Solo.
15. Exclusively shot photos for the past 3 years using a poopy 3MP point-and-shoot Fuji and just upgraded to a dSLR ... today!
P.S. I'd delete #5. Your models read that and they won't want to work with you again either! You have a lot of black and latino ladies in your portfolio - you should know better than to piss THEM off. They be talkin' 'bout - "Di'jew see what DJ Foothill wrote!? He say Eric Muss-Barnes has hotter models! Hotter than ME? I don' TINK so! Just who the hell does DJ Foothill think he is!!!!?! Who he trying to get crazy wit' 'esse? Don't he know I loco!?"
As for Justine Bateman, let's get it straight - it was NOT in a mall. It was in the nice, Gucci Ralphs supermarket (for those of you in the Valley, the "Ghetto Ralphs" is at Vineland and Magnolia and the "Gucci Ralphs" is at Vineland and Ventura) and she was pushing a blue, racecar shopping cart with her kid in it.
No, I did not speak to her. What was I gonna say? Point at her baby daughter and say, "I've wanted to give you one of those since 1984!"
I don't think so.
But, I will say, Justine Bateman is still take-my-breath-away BEAUTIFUL.
![https://www.nndb.com/people/068/000025990/justine-bateman-sized.jpg]()
Posted By Reese:
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to find Eric... I want to invite him to
my Rice Crispies Fight party..."
The first rule of Rice Crispies Fight Party is - you do not talk about Fight Party. The second rule of Rice Crispies Fight Party is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Party. what is the ralphs at western and wistern?
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