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Photographer

BCG

Posts: 7316

San Antonio, Florida, US

why???

Dec 08 05 09:25 pm Link

Model

~*Isabel Aurora*~

Posts: 5778

Boca del Mar, Florida, US

wha??



::::confused::::

Dec 08 05 09:27 pm Link

Photographer

Brian Diaz

Posts: 65617

Danbury, Connecticut, US

Sigh.



or




Because.

Dec 08 05 09:28 pm Link

Photographer

qphotonyc

Posts: 15650

New York, New York, US

ewww ;-(

Dec 08 05 09:30 pm Link

Model

DawnElizabeth

Posts: 3907

Madison, Mississippi, US

I see you're feeling better, BCG.....

Dec 08 05 09:32 pm Link

Photographer

BCG

Posts: 7316

San Antonio, Florida, US

DawnElizabeth Moderator wrote:
I see you're feeling better, BCG.....

fever report...102.6...i have an iv drip of nyquil

Dec 08 05 09:35 pm Link

Photographer

udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

BCG wrote:
why???

'cause... bikini waxers need more impressive titles if they want to charge more in the spa... wink

Dec 08 05 09:37 pm Link

Photographer

BCG

Posts: 7316

San Antonio, Florida, US

warning...YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW...you DONT WANT TO SEE...but if you do:

http://labiaplastysurgeon.com/labiaplasty.html


ps...i warned you.




pss. i like the butterfly look.

Dec 08 05 09:37 pm Link

Model

~*Isabel Aurora*~

Posts: 5778

Boca del Mar, Florida, US

BCG wrote:
warning...YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW...you DONT WANT TO SEE...but if you do:

http://labiaplastysurgeon.com/labiaplasty.html


ps...i warned you.




pss. i like the butterfly look.

ooooh I get it now smile

Dec 08 05 09:40 pm Link

Photographer

udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

BCG wrote:
warning...YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW...you DONT WANT TO SEE...but if you do:
http://labiaplastysurgeon.com/labiaplasty.html
ps...i warned you.
pss. i like the butterfly look.

Yeah... butterflies rock... or ... flap... or... whatever.

I think it's just an idiocy... there are just enough men out there who... well... like it all...

Cutting it off, just because some uptight people put an "ideal" measurement on that part of the anatomy is just wrong.

People should better take care of their blubber than focusing on a camel's feet... or... something...

Dec 08 05 09:41 pm Link

Photographer

BCG

Posts: 7316

San Antonio, Florida, US

is that wings they talk about in those girl commercials???

Dec 08 05 09:43 pm Link

Model

Envy

Posts: 11189

Nashville, Tennessee, US

Some of these before and after photos look NOTHING like a vagina.
I would hate to be that photographer.

Dec 08 05 09:47 pm Link

Photographer

BCG

Posts: 7316

San Antonio, Florida, US

you wouldnt have to worry about red eye, but that brown eye could be a problem.

Dec 08 05 09:49 pm Link

Photographer

udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

BCG wrote:
is that wings they talk about in those girl commercials???

Yeah... it's for those... lol

But, seriously, they just introduced that brand new sanitary napkin... it's for active women who are into extreme sports.

So that the s-napkins stay in place while rock climbing or mountain biking, or base jumping... they have sticky glue on both sides now... big_smile


Oh... Confuscious says: "If you finger girl on period, you will get caught red handed."

Ahhh... the wisdom of ancient China... wink

Dec 08 05 09:52 pm Link

Photographer

BCG

Posts: 7316

San Antonio, Florida, US

did those things with wings need FAA certification???

*omits the cockpit reference on purpose*

Dec 08 05 09:55 pm Link

Model

Envy

Posts: 11189

Nashville, Tennessee, US

My biggest concern wouldn't be the size of my labia, but why the hell is it GREEN?!

http://labiaplastysurgeon.com/images/la … ombo10.jpg
( warning on this link )

Dec 08 05 09:58 pm Link

Model

~*Isabel Aurora*~

Posts: 5778

Boca del Mar, Florida, US

Envy wrote:
My biggest concern wouldn't be the size of my labia, but why the hell is it GREEN?!

LMAO

I LOVE this girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dec 08 05 10:00 pm Link

Photographer

BCG

Posts: 7316

San Antonio, Florida, US

Envy wrote:
My biggest concern wouldn't be the size of my labia, but why the hell is it GREEN?!

http://labiaplastysurgeon.com/images/la … ombo10.jpg
( warning on this link )

fire up the oven grammy...we is hav'n yeast infection rolls.

Dec 08 05 10:01 pm Link

Model

The_N_Word

Posts: 5067

New York, New York, US

WOW, that's something...

Dec 08 05 10:01 pm Link

Photographer

BCG

Posts: 7316

San Antonio, Florida, US

Envy wrote:
My biggest concern wouldn't be the size of my labia, but why the hell is it GREEN?!

http://labiaplastysurgeon.com/images/la … ombo10.jpg
( warning on this link )

loose lips sink ships.

Dec 08 05 10:02 pm Link

Model

Envy

Posts: 11189

Nashville, Tennessee, US

IsabelAurora wrote:

LMAO

I LOVE this girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Surely at some point in time during oral someone would have explained to her that "Hey honey, I think you may have been exposed to toxic waste. Your junk is green". 

Aww..
I LOVE you too Isabel. smile

Dec 08 05 10:04 pm Link

Photographer

Elizabeth Zusev

Posts: 76

Seattle, Washington, US

Just what society needs, yet another physical thing to fret about.

Dec 08 05 10:07 pm Link

Model

~*Isabel Aurora*~

Posts: 5778

Boca del Mar, Florida, US

Envy wrote:
Surely at some point in time during oral someone would have explained to her that "Hey honey, I think you may have been exposed to toxic waste. Your junk is green".

Stop! Stop! laughing uncontrollably You are going to make me have an asthma attack


And I am trying to get ready for bed!

So stop distracting me damnit!


smile

Dec 08 05 10:09 pm Link

Photographer

BCG

Posts: 7316

San Antonio, Florida, US

"Surely at some point in time during oral someone would have explained to her that "Hey honey, I think you may have been exposed to toxic waste. Your junk is green". 


Ho Ho Ho Green Giant.

Dec 08 05 10:12 pm Link

Photographer

udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

Envy wrote:
My biggest concern wouldn't be the size of my labia, but why the hell is it GREEN?!

Algae?

Dec 08 05 10:27 pm Link

Model

Envy

Posts: 11189

Nashville, Tennessee, US

UdoR wrote:
Algae?

Kermit?

Dec 08 05 10:36 pm Link

Photographer

udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

Envy wrote:

Kermit?

Good one! big_smile

Dec 08 05 10:37 pm Link

Model

Jordan

Posts: 4067

Salt Lake City, Utah, US

BCG wrote:
why???

Because if a girls pee fenders are too large, it causes a bulge in the bikini.

Dec 08 05 11:48 pm Link

Photographer

Alexei Fomin

Posts: 944

Ypsilanti, Michigan, US

same reason guys get a prince albert - they're foolish and they think it looks good. if enough people see it, then maybe it's worth the money. but if more people see that than see your face, you need a career change.

Dec 08 05 11:52 pm Link

Photographer

udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

Jordan wrote:

Because if a girls pee fenders are too large, it causes a bulge in the bikini.

And we (most men) love that bulge... big_smile

Songs were written in honor of the bulge...

http://www.bofunk.com/video/320/camel_toe.html

Dec 08 05 11:53 pm Link

Photographer

MarkMarek

Posts: 2211

Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

I don't see a point in labiaplasty, but vaginoplasty... man, ever felt like it blows when you put it in and it feels like your f**king a pile of luke warm water? Now this procedure can fix that.

Dec 09 05 12:02 am Link

Photographer

Tim Baker-fotoPerfecta

Posts: 9877

Portland, Oregon, US

It really depends on the self esteem or sence of physical-self of the patient. If they want the procedure, it's no different from a man wanting a face life or tummy tuck (or penial enlargement procedure).  This is comestic surgery and the end effect lies in the eye of the 'holder' - not the beholder. /t

Dec 09 05 04:18 am Link

Photographer

qphotonyc

Posts: 15650

New York, New York, US

Envy wrote:
Surely at some point in time during oral someone would have explained to her that "Hey honey, I think you may have been exposed to toxic waste. Your junk is green".

reminds me of a very old joke puchline:

(upon discovering what appears to be vomit inside his partner's ______...)
"yucch...are you sick or something?"
"no... but i think the guy before you was!"

Dec 09 05 10:35 am Link

Model

Uma von Diehl

Posts: 135

Charlotte, Iowa, US

Alexei Fomin wrote:
same reason guys get a prince albert - they're foolish and they think it looks good.

Well god bless the 'foolish' ones then...they feel soooo good.

Dec 09 05 11:34 am Link

Model

K-A

Posts: 724

Healdsburg, California, US

oh my god...

Dec 09 05 11:35 am Link

Photographer

Cassandra Panek

Posts: 1569

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

MarkMarek wrote:
I don't see a point in labiaplasty, but vaginoplasty... man, ever felt like it blows when you put it in and it feels like your f**king a pile of luke warm water? Now this procedure can fix that.

like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?

Dec 09 05 11:40 am Link

Photographer

ThefStopsHere

Posts: 2387

Olympia, Washington, US

hmmm.. i wonder if they can do this surgery with sheep???? 

(uhm.... i could care less... i'm just asking for a "friend".)

Dec 09 05 11:47 am Link

Photographer

BCG

Posts: 7316

San Antonio, Florida, US

if you hear an echo, you may want to consider your options.

Dec 09 05 11:47 am Link

Photographer

MarkMarek

Posts: 2211

Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

Synthetic Shadows wrote:
like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?

BCG wrote:
if you hear an echo, you may want to consider your options.

lol exactly big_smile

Dec 09 05 11:53 am Link

Model

Envy

Posts: 11189

Nashville, Tennessee, US

Synthetic Shadows wrote:
like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?

Shaking a stick in a cave?

Dec 09 05 11:54 am Link