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BCG

Posts: 7316

San Antonio, Florida, US

what would you get her?


me:


1. a new vasoline wardrobe
2. autographed 8x10 photo of meatwad

Jan 12 06 10:01 am Link

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BCG

Posts: 7316

San Antonio, Florida, US

with an eeyore cake!

Jan 12 06 10:09 am Link

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C R Photography

Posts: 3594

Pleasanton, California, US

A pre-owned coffin wink

Jan 12 06 10:10 am Link

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theda

Posts: 21719

New York, New York, US

Alll I want is for all the children of the world to join hands and sing songs...

And wonder woman underoos...

And that knife set with the voodoo doll block...

And a 1 bedroom coop in lower Manhattan...

But mostly that thing about the kids...

Jan 12 06 12:48 pm Link

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BCG

Posts: 7316

San Antonio, Florida, US

theda wrote:
Alll I want is for all the children of the world to join hands and sing songs...

And wonder woman underoos...

And that knife set with the voodoo doll block...

And a 1 bedroom coop in lower Manhattan...

But mostly that thing about the kids...

do underoos come in extra petite???...would you like the golden lasso of truth as well???

Jan 12 06 03:15 pm Link

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DawnElizabeth

Posts: 3907

Madison, Mississippi, US

theda wrote:
Alll I want is for all the children of the world to join hands and sing songs...

And wonder woman underoos...

And that knife set with the voodoo doll block...

And a 1 bedroom coop in lower Manhattan...

But mostly that thing about the kids...

Do I get extra points because I still have my Wonder WOman underoos as a kid?

Jan 12 06 03:16 pm Link

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BCG

Posts: 7316

San Antonio, Florida, US

DawnElizabeth Moderator wrote:

Do I get extra points because I still have my Wonder WOman underoos as a kid?

do they still fit???

Jan 12 06 03:26 pm Link

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Crazy Benny

Posts: 1654

Rochester, New York, US

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Jan 12 06 03:27 pm Link

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DawnElizabeth

Posts: 3907

Madison, Mississippi, US

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Happy Un-Birthday to Theda!!!!

Jan 12 06 03:31 pm Link

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Glamour Boulevard

Posts: 8628

Sacramento, California, US

theda wrote:
And wonder woman underoos...

I`ll bring the invisible airplane as soon as I can find the damn thing

...OUCH,,,ok found it-holds forehead-

Jan 12 06 03:32 pm Link

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Jack D Trute

Posts: 4558

New York, New York, US

DawnElizabeth Moderator wrote:
Do I get extra points because I still have my Wonder WOman underoos as a kid?

We need photos.

I will give to theda.
One short bus to make her job of picking up the Mayhem tards easier.
A two bedroom apartment in lower Manhatten,  cause when I come over I do not want to be molested by those cats.
Three new scratching posts for her pussies.  Does she have two or three?
A bunch of Wonder Women Underoos,   And some Duke of Hazzards ones
Five lunchboxes,  Wonder Women,  Hello Kitty,   A Eric Muss Barnes lunch box(limited edition),  Barney,  And Elmo
A set up of new shinny padded helmets to pass out to the MM crowd.

Jan 12 06 03:34 pm Link

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BCG

Posts: 7316

San Antonio, Florida, US

*puts on a set of colonel steve trevor underoos*

Jan 12 06 03:35 pm Link

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theda

Posts: 21719

New York, New York, US

Jack D Trute wrote:
We need photos.

I will give to theda.
One short bus to make her job of picking up the Mayhem tards easier.
A two bedroom apartment in lower Manhatten,  cause when I come over I do not want to be molested by those cats.
Three new scratching posts for her pussies.  Does she have two or three?
A bunch of Wonder Women Underoos,   And some Duke of Hazzards ones
Five lunchboxes,  Wonder Women,  Hello Kitty,   A Eric Muss Barnes lunch box(limited edition),  Barney,  And Elmo
A set up of new shinny padded helmets to pass out to the MM crowd.

Someone posted a link to a site that not only sells Wonder Woman underoos, but sells them in grown-up sizes.  They call be mine. 

My cats (2) would not deign to molest you, but they do not need a new scratching post.

How much could I get for an Eric Muss-Barnes lunchbox on eBay?

Oh, and F BARNEY! and F ELMO!

Jan 12 06 04:08 pm Link

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Glamour Boulevard

Posts: 8628

Sacramento, California, US

theda wrote:
Oh, and F BARNEY! and F ELMO!

Dont tease the poor pup!

Jan 12 06 04:10 pm Link

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Webspinner Studios

Posts: 6964

Ann Arbor, Michigan, US

For theda's birthday, she should get a to do a wonderful PAID set with the fabulous lapis. A gift for everyone involved! And, if put on a billboard it may promote world peace....(I love the word, 'may')

Jan 12 06 05:01 pm Link

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D. Brian Nelson

Posts: 5477

Rapid City, South Dakota, US

...a spanking...

-D

Jan 12 06 05:32 pm Link

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Lapis

Posts: 8424

Chicago, Illinois, US

D. Brian Nelson wrote:
...a spanking...

-D

Aren't you too deathly shy to do that?
I have heard though, that once you get over it you have the reputation as a great spanker.....

Jan 12 06 05:33 pm Link

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Voice of Reason

Posts: 8741

Anaheim, California, US

I'd promise her not to say anything political in reply to a political thread for the day.

Jan 12 06 07:10 pm Link

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quietnow

Posts: 256

For her birthday, there is only one thing Theda needs......















A FRIGGING JOB!!!!




Oh wait....that's audrey.

Jan 12 06 09:35 pm Link

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William Kious

Posts: 8842

Delphos, Ohio, US

Jan 12 06 09:47 pm Link

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Isis

Posts: 3772

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

BCG wrote:
what would you get her?


me:


1. a new vasoline wardrobe
2. autographed 8x10 photo of meatwad

Meatwad rocks!!!!!!  Master Shake is only "ok" in comparison.

Jan 12 06 09:48 pm Link

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Chili

Posts: 5146

Brooklyn, New York, US

JFC people dontcha all know Theda stopped having birthdays at 21

(but she does continue to collect gifts annually from that birthday)

Jan 12 06 11:25 pm Link

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R. Olson (RO)

Posts: 971

Seattle, Washington, US

BCG wrote:
what would you get her?


me:


1. a new vasoline wardrobe
2. autographed 8x10 photo of meatwad

A dystemper shot? Kidding kidding!!! *covers head* big_smile

Jan 12 06 11:26 pm Link

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Infinite Eye

Posts: 300

New York, New York, US

one of the trans-saturnian planets.  her pick.

Jan 13 06 01:39 am Link

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Posts: 4576

DawnElizabeth Moderator wrote:
Do I get extra points because I still have my Wonder WOman underoos as a kid?

Oh God. That visual just made my labia all wet.

Jack D Trute wrote:
A Eric Muss Barnes lunch box(limited edition)

WHAT! There are Eric Muss-Barnes lunchboxes!? I never knew that!

Someone owes me retroactive royalites!!

Jan 13 06 01:43 am Link